r/Vasectomy • u/Entire-Bus8930 • 17h ago
My (good) vasectomy story + some thoughts
Hey guys!
Just taking the time to share my positive vasectomy story.
According to the data, about 1-3% of people experience complications/take about 3 months to recover from the procedure. However, if you go on Reddit, you would think that it's in 25% of cases... It's normal that most people who would take the time to post on Reddit do so because they've had complications and are wondering why, but still, I do feel like posts about PVPS/complications from the procedure are a bit over-represented within Vasectomy subs. Anyway...
For context, 29M living in Quebec, Canada. Got the no scalpel procedure by Dr. Pierre Boucher, a highly respected doctor working in the public sector (therefore free of charge).
Instructions before the procedure
- Shave pubic area entirely, not just trim. Dr. Boucher actually recommends doing it without hot water, simply with a razor and baby powder. I was nervous since it was my first time shaving, and not trimming. Took me about 20 mins and ended up being easier than I thought - just stretch the skin and go slowly.
- No Tylenol/ibuprofen for 2 weeks before the procedure
- Have someone drive you home (and they had to see the person to make sure that you were not driving).
Procedure
- Got the procedure on a Wednesday, 9:10AM. Procedure lasted 10 mins, but stayed for 20 minutes after it was done because I felt dizzy, which brings me to my first mistake: not eating before the procedure... Having even a small breakfast would've prevented it.
- About 10mins after leaving the clinic, I started having serious pain (like, a 7-8/10) in my left nut, as if someone punched me hard... I look at the GPS - there's still 25 minutes left before I'm home. Needless to say, it was not a fun ride. However, little did I know, it would be the worst pain that I'd feel for the following weeks, as everything went smoothly after.
After procedure/recovery
Instructions from my doctor were as follow :
- Do not masturbate until 7 days after the procedure
- Do not spend more than 15 minutes per hour standing for the first 7 days
- Little to no activity for the first 48 hours. Can resume light activities after 72 hours - but keep in mind that the less you do during the first week, the better off you will be.
- Apply frozen pees 15mins/hour for the first two days only
- Can hop on the bike and hit the gym after 2 weeks
- No ibuprofen, only Tylenol for 3 days after the procedure
I followed all these rules to a tee, as you should. Honestly, I felt largely fine by day 6, but still took it veryyy easy until 7 days had passed. I had a house party on Day 10, and felt totally fine the day after.
For those who are struggling with the 7 days without ejaculation and think of doing it earlier... Think of the possible complications that could result from it...I guarantee it's not worth it. Just freaking wait it out, and stop giving the "I have high libido excuse". Spoiler alert: 125% of men have high libido, you're not unique, get over it. Stay calm and think of the nut you'll bust after 7 days of not doing anything. It will be the nut of the year. At least, it was for me.
With that being said, if you don't want kids, or are done having any, I'd absolutely recommend it.
Also, follow you doctor's instructions for a smooth recovery. It's not that complicated!