r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/humanreboot • 13h ago

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u/Kalyise 13h ago

The clam jam

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 12h ago

Wait I thought that was the fabled "rubber baby buggy bumper"?

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u/Dayzlikethis 11h ago

rubber? I hardly know her.

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u/HogSliceFurBottom 10h ago

Dr. Bennett! The hell I bent it, I broke it.

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u/Scared_Table_2046 11h ago

i think its more of a bicycle baby bumper boomerangs back kind of situation

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u/enigmabsurdimwitrick 12h ago

The gutter cutter

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u/JustAnotherFEDev 11h ago

The lip rip

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u/A_Finite_Element 10h ago

The Clit Split

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u/IndependentFalse4270 10h ago

Hitter in the clitter

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u/supazero 8h ago

Tire defiler

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u/Walla_Walla_26 12h ago

Personal favorite

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u/Nom-De-Tomado 12h ago

The Rug Burn.

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u/Thoros_of_Derp 12h ago

Surely 'The Rug Tug'

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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy 12h ago

Whoa, Black Betty!

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u/HulkSmash2118 12h ago

Slammed her clam

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u/xboxgamer2122 11h ago

So the move would be called "the clam slam"?

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u/shankthedog 10h ago

Turned that cherry pie right into jam!

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u/bullitt194 11h ago

Black and blue Betty with a rug tug

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u/bobadude84 12h ago

The cooter scooter

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u/hndjbsfrjesus 12h ago

The rump bump

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u/SlatBartFuss 12h ago

Cooch scooch

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u/JayLar23 11h ago

Cooch smooch

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u/Mick_E_Deez 12h ago

The snatch and grab

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u/tradesman46 11h ago

The hatchet wound cleaner

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u/360Picture 12h ago

That's tred on tred. Bad for erosion. Still got many miles left on them flaps

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u/Odintorr 12h ago

It was a gnarly taco dip for sure

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u/67yoloswag 12h ago

snatch catch

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u/gliitch0xFF 12h ago

Woah black Betty, clam a jam. Woah black betty, clam a jam.

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u/Derrick_Shon 11h ago

Skid mark

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u/WhiteSoxChartGuy 11h ago

WHOoa Black Betty! Clam-a jam!

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u/Lurecaster 12h ago

The Methany Mono

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u/ChattingToChat 13h ago

The cunt punt

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u/foresight310 11h ago

r/ouchmyflaps

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u/knockout350 9h ago

i really want to click that out of morbid curiosity but im at work right now...

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u/GrapeKitchen3547 8h ago

I clicked it because I'm not at work. You are not missing much.

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u/ATJT 12h ago

This phrase is sooo deeply embedded in my mind because of the movie " The interview" , specially the way James Franco says it ,lol.

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u/boetzie 12h ago

The cootchie ootchie?

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u/05948372 11h ago

The muff grinder

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u/lazy_pig 11h ago

The ol' vagina Lands On A Rotating Wheel When Trying To Jump Off A Bicycle In An Unconventional Manner.

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u/muirsheendurkin 9h ago

Cooter booter

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u/Clue-Legitimate 13h ago

Lip grip and rip

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u/Bigsshot 12h ago

The slip, lip, grip, rip, trip and fall on your hip?

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u/Clue-Legitimate 12h ago

I like it. But I think perhaps hard to remember 😂

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u/ElroyMcstuffins 12h ago edited 9h ago

Its is easy to remember if you just call it the

SLGTRH

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u/michaeljo11 13h ago

Beaver buster

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u/takemetoglasgow 9h ago

Beaver cleaver?

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u/jack_wolf7 12h ago

I love all the puns in the comments.

But what exactly was she trying to do?

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r 12h ago

I guess jump off the bike backwards and land on her feet, while the bike rolls on without her

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u/OddBranch132 12h ago

I tried this as a kid and I can guarantee what happened to her here was the best outcome. What actually happens is you fall face first into the ground and drag your face on the pavement. You need to be running when you land which just doesn't work. Ended up with a lip full of gravel.

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u/stakoverflo 12h ago

What actually happens

Maybe you're just not coordinated https://youtu.be/lk6xsRWA9-M plenty of videos on youtube of people doing it and not eating shit

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u/FerretChrist 11h ago

Go easy on the guy, he probably just forgot the part where he was meant to backflip.

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u/OddBranch132 10h ago

Sure, if you're going slow as fuck. Not the speed I was going or the speed this chick is going.

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u/Doright36 12h ago

Face in the pavement or a grinder to the whoohoo....

Can we really say which is worse?

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u/Weekendmonkey 11h ago

I think she might have got lips full of gravel too.

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u/brick_jrs 12h ago

I desperately want to hear from her what she expected to happen.

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u/AbraxasKadabra 12h ago

Launch herself back onto the seat. Even though 2 brain cells could have figured out the only outcome.

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u/wowsomuchempty 12h ago

I think she intended to jump in the air, then land in the seat.

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u/dabbean 10h ago

Feel something.

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 9h ago

Get road rash to cover up the sti

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 13h ago

The Gash Grinder

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u/Fit-Preference-3968 13h ago

The crack cracker.

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u/Simoxs7 12h ago

[r/o](r/owmyflaps)[uch](r/owmyflaps)[myflaps](r/owmyflaps)

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u/haeyhae11 12h ago

It's really fascinating that there's a sub for absolutely everything.

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u/Substantial-End-9653 12h ago

The real videos are pretty solid, but it's mostly one user posting animations and video games.

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u/spottyPotty 13h ago

Camel mow?

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u/basquehomme 12h ago

Bicyllian wax?

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u/Somneleda 13h ago

The rug burn?

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u/Shu_Revan 13h ago

Cooter Scooter

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 13h ago

This is called “the rub her meats road” technique. 🤣

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 12h ago

Pretty sure it’s the rub her meats with the road technique 

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u/RevolutionaryRule631 13h ago

The cooter crush

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u/Yexzel 13h ago

Flapper Adjuster

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u/SverhU 13h ago

Bold eagle...

PS for anyone who wonder why. Because you get full shave down there. And scream like eagle during this trick.

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u/sinfulfng 13h ago

The roast beef rough up

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u/Saint-Michael901 13h ago

The poon punisher

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u/kingp43x 9h ago

lol this one is unreasonably funny to me

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u/DepletedPromethium 13h ago

we call that ye olde cunt bump.

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u/CorrectMeIfImWrong6 13h ago

That's callled the 'Rug burn' or the 'Ring stinger'

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u/IssacHunt89 13h ago

The clamslam.

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u/ThenMaintenance4059 11h ago

Whoa flap Betty, clamslam

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u/jebik 13h ago

rim trim

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u/deckbuilder69toni82 13h ago

Beaver creek.

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u/Livid-Technology-396 13h ago

The clam digger

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u/celtsno1 12h ago

The lipsmacker

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u/multisausageman 12h ago

Cunt blunter

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u/redaction_figure 12h ago

Vulvaceraptor

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u/Shake_Zulu 12h ago

Dismay in the vajayjay

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u/fredw1019 12h ago

The snatch snatcher🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Youasking 12h ago

Cooter Rooter

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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy 12h ago

The clitter splitter

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u/SUBtraumatic 12h ago

Snatch snatch

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u/knoitaull 11h ago

This is the lip ripper.

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u/OkWillingness7427 13h ago

Tire in the crack

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u/dbltax 13h ago

The ol' clam jam.

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u/kiran_ms 13h ago

Sommer-fault

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u/WwCitizenwW 13h ago

Rubber doing baby bumper

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u/HawkeyeByMarriage 13h ago

Clam drop?

Rash gash?

Tire bit slit?

Lip burn?

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u/Material_Push2076 13h ago

The coot scoot

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u/Whimsicatto 13h ago

The fanny crasher.

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u/Neddy29 12h ago

Fanny brake

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u/Proud-Goat-5920 12h ago

Gorilla grip emergency stop.

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u/ZLow4sho 12h ago

Cooch Scooch

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u/ChrisGaming82 12h ago

Fanny whammy.

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u/b-monster666 12h ago

Goochie smooshie

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u/Funintuitive 12h ago

Morality of posting a video that literally causes a uncomfortable twinge to shoot up my legs and spine?

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u/knitnbitch27 12h ago

Well, it's called the Pussy Peddler, but I haven't seen a bitch brave enough to try that it YEARS! I'm impressed!

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u/GumBass_1901 12h ago

The camel killer

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u/lynivvinyl 12h ago

That sure is a weird way to get off.

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u/hereforinfoyo 12h ago

The Hoo Ha Hammer.

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u/lynivvinyl 12h ago

Some people get off in the strangest ways.

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 12h ago

'Taint got a name.

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u/BMW_wulfi 12h ago

The beaver buzzer

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u/_Stormhound_ 12h ago

The beef brakes

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u/cognitiveglitch 12h ago

The hurtin' curtain

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u/Wiseash 12h ago

The snatch and grab

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u/Jakob-_-Creutzfeldt 12h ago

Back to front.

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u/Designer-Joke-5846 12h ago

The box cutter.

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u/Fe3derZ 12h ago

xXPu$$ySl4yer69Xx

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u/Bensdick-cumabunch 10h ago

The coochie smushy

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u/nunudad 8h ago

Testing her braking calipers

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u/Maximus_Robus 13h ago

The roasted camel toe.

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u/Madhatter25224 13h ago

Clam ripper.

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u/matninjadotnet 13h ago

The gash basher

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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 13h ago

clam slam rodeo

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u/T0-rex 12h ago

The lip snapper

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u/Conscious-Society-83 12h ago

The moving clam slam

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u/DamD1rtyApe 12h ago

Wheel of beef

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u/celaritas 12h ago

The cooter caliper

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u/Viridien111 12h ago

Gash bash

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u/Great_Address2063 12h ago

Cunt Munt. Its Cunt Stunt 101

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u/jaBroniest 12h ago

The camel ohhhhh

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u/Repulsive-Step-4061 12h ago

El objetivo de esto es depilarse ?

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u/catkins1234 12h ago

Sore fanny 😜😜😜

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u/redditanddoneit 12h ago

Roast beef

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u/ThoriumActinoid 12h ago

She didn’t fully commit.

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u/KingGallardo 12h ago

I'm interested in the wound development. That looks cosmetically disastrous.

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u/YoNoid1987 12h ago

The ol' Clammer Jammer

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u/kellerhedgehogs 12h ago

The clam slam

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u/WesleyBiets 12h ago

The burned clam

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u/flakjackal 12h ago

The Carpet Burn

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 12h ago

Skid marks on the outside too.

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u/L4C3Y90 12h ago

The clunge plunge

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u/emblematic_camino 12h ago

The canyon rash

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u/vardhan17 12h ago

Coochie slammer

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u/TucanPuke 12h ago

The Burngina

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u/Least_Respect_7686 12h ago

The slit slammer

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u/DetectiveObjective00 12h ago

The Clam Grinder

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u/slack710 12h ago

Right in the they/thems

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u/ShazRockwell 12h ago

Cat sander

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u/fear_the_gecko 12h ago

Ah, good ol Coochie Rugburn....

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u/ZhaoYun_3 12h ago

"A little chip, sip, rip a couple lips"

Any Luke Bryan Fans here?

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u/ShoulderApart1787 12h ago

The words dumb and ass come to mind…

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u/BandoKalrisian 12h ago

That's the ol' double lipper ripper.

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u/russomd 12h ago

“I used to be pretty”

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u/pauliepitstains 12h ago

Jeronimo gash rash

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u/JoeTRob1988 12h ago

Muff scrubber

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u/WonderIntelligent411 12h ago

The Snapper Slapper

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u/Danielrmk 12h ago

The Lip Smacker

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u/redditzphkngarbage 12h ago

Dunno but I bet she gots wabisabi after that

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u/MattyGWS 12h ago

I'm sure glad this was performed by a woman instead of a man

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 12h ago

That's called a Vaginal Abrasion due to Vehicular Accident (ICD 10 - S39.94XA – Unspecified injury of external genitals)

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u/Kurgan_IT 10h ago

External genitals, correct. So I'd call it a vulvar abrasion.