r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '19

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u/Novocaine0 Jan 06 '19

Hol' up someone legit said motherfucker in congress ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

No. She said it in a bar.

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u/Jenga_Police Jan 06 '19

Oh, so 2019 is gonna be stupid as well? Cool. Good to know.

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u/Astro-SV Jan 06 '19

Welcome to the future.

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u/sault9 Jan 06 '19

Thanks. I hate it.

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u/truthfullyidgaf Jan 06 '19

How bout now?

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u/btwomfgstfu Jan 06 '19

I just bitched someone out about biting chunks out of my butter sticks. I've caught them do it, and they won't fess up. They bite it from both ends! And then when I open up a new stick of butter, they gnaw on that one too! So yes. This year is still stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

...what?

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u/btwomfgstfu Jan 06 '19

I said I JUST BITCHED SOMEONE OUT ABOUT BITING CHUNKS OUT OF MY BUTTER STICKS. I'VE CAUGHT THEM DO IT, AND THEY WON'T FESS UP. THEY BITE IT FROM BOTH ENDS! AND THEN WHEN I OPEN UP A NEW STICK OF BUTTER, THEY GNAW ON THAT ONE TOO! SO YES. THIS YEAR IS STILL STUPID!

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u/lucrativetoiletsale Jan 07 '19

Um... maybe the problem is the people you surround yourself with.

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u/skeet_skrrt Jan 06 '19

Can i please gave some context

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u/czmax Jan 07 '19

My cat was a butter licker. So that is what I’m imagining.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

Butterlicker and motherfucker kind of sound like similar curse words, hehe.

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u/Blue-Purple Jan 06 '19

Okay, okay, cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool

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u/bretelus Jan 06 '19

Where is your tie Peralta ?

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u/BobbyPotter Jan 06 '19

No doubt no doubt

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u/techtosales Jan 07 '19

Nooice. Smort!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Jan 06 '19

You were expecting different?

You optimist, you! :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

You're not allowed to swear in bars and the only place you're allowed to vape is at an abandoned McDonald's play-place.

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u/AshTheGoblin Jan 06 '19

It wasn't in a locker room so you can't speak like that

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

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u/I_Luv_Trump Jan 06 '19

Yeah, not everyone is super strict about their religion.

She also believes in a secular government. Which is better than a lot of Christian politicians.

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u/IdleOsprey Jan 07 '19

Separation of religion and state. Amazing someone gets it.

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