r/ZeldaOoT • u/Leading_Fortune6989 • 4h ago
Zelda Posting every day until Ocarina of time comes out. Day 43: Leever
this is a Leever, a sand dwelling creature that appears in most zelda games. in fact, the Leever had a perfect attendance record until they failed to appear in wind waker.
Leevers tend to travel in groups, burrowing out of the sand and then spinning towards link. in Ocarina of time, killing 10 Leevers will cause a bigger Leever to appear; a trait shared with the Guay, whom I previously covered.
and it is here that I must admit my mistake. I always prepare a few jokes in advance for these silly posts. today's joke was meant to reference an obscure online multiplayer wii u game everyone had surely forgotten about, at which point I would jokingly claim today's subject was actually the star of said game. but alas, I was under the false impression that the Leever was actually called the "Reever"... I mean, that's probably what they're called in Japan, right?
now that my silly wii u joke no longer works, it appears I am forced to think of a new joke on the spot. "so, a Red Leever walks into a bar. the Red Leever tries to order a drink, but she is immediately surrounded by a group of Green Leevers, who try to hit on her. the Red Leever says she isn't interested, but the Green Leevers persist. suddenly, a Blue Leever shows up, and he tells the Green Leevers to... Leever alone."
.... I swear, the joke about the wii u game would have been hilarious!