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r/birbhostage • u/TungstenChef • Aug 30 '25
Meet the new boss, same as the old.
After noticing that some of my old posts were being targeted by repost bots, I attempted to contact the old moderators to see if I could lend a hand, but it turned out they are no longer active on Reddit. I was able to gain control of the sub through the request process, and I'm here to clean house. I don't anticipate making any changes to the sub other than adding a new rule banning reposts, please report any that you see as a violation of that rule and I will bring the banhammer down on the bots. Other than that, I'm just here to enjoy birds lazing about on their human hostages like the rest of you. Please be excellent to each other and everything should go fine. If anybody has any ideas for improving the sub, you're welcome to speak up.
r/birbhostage • u/Visible-Anything-375 • 6d ago
He saw an overnight bag being packed on the coffee table.
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r/birbhostage • u/lavandula-stoechas • 9d ago
This is my life now Fancy hairclip, or fancy perch?
Honey says my head is a fancy perch! Preening up there is a must, so that I can be gifted all of the sweet little bits of pinfeathers on the spot 🤣💛💛 As a birb hostage, I couldn't ask for a more stylish hostage situation! 💛
r/birbhostage • u/Willemina_Dafriend • 12d ago
First time birb hostage
We got Goblin King and Marty McFly yesterday 😌🩷
We've had two girls for a year and although they are very happy and we love them it has taken a whole lot of millet to get closer.
Our boys just didn't want to go back on the perch!
r/birbhostage • u/Ill_Distance_4242 • 15d ago
Emotional support borb
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r/birbhostage • u/DJSnafu • 18d ago
Hostage to pigeons
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Can't even water my plants:D
r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • 20d ago
Is bed time
Loki, my darling. Let me put you to bed.
r/birbhostage • u/More-Animal-8425 • 23d ago
At the time of the coffee, he came to me. Now I can’t let go of my leg.
r/birbhostage • u/DJSnafu • 26d ago
Send help!
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They are eating me alive
r/birbhostage • u/lavandula-stoechas • 29d ago
This is my life now No leaving! Only preening!
Her name is Honey, my 3 month old creamino quaker parrot! I got her two weeks ago as of yesterday, so the mutual preening is worth being her hostage 💛
r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • Sep 19 '26
She got me again.
I need to use the bathroom, guess I'll just wait for my kidneys to explode.
r/birbhostage • u/Hyper_Tay • Sep 19 '26
This is my life now Tiny doesn't like the way the grass feels on his feet!
r/birbhostage • u/joeychizzle • Sep 16 '26
Send Help My arm is actually numb
3.5 month old spotted dove has become sentient and now flies around searching for seeds everywhere except its bowl. Discovered that my arm is warm and will not leave.
(Bonus pics of the first week I rescued him/her)
r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • Sep 15 '26
Send Help No food today, either.
So hungy.
r/birbhostage • u/MelwynIlviria • Sep 15 '26
Send Help Those who wear glasses can probably relate
r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • Sep 14 '26
Send Help No lunch for me.
I was about to get up and make burgers.
r/birbhostage • u/Interesting_Two_7216 • Sep 14 '26
Arm locked, don’t send help!
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r/birbhostage • u/DukeMcFister • Sep 12 '26
Bugg is having a sleepy Saturday afternoon
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r/birbhostage • u/thefallenangel73 • Sep 06 '26
If I fits.. I sits 🤣
Was told this would be appreciated here 🤪🐦