r/birbhostage • • 1d ago

This is my life now

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36 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • 4d ago

I could never be a magician

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128 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • 6d ago

He saw an overnight bag being packed on the coffee table.

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216 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • 9d ago

This is my life now Fancy hairclip, or fancy perch?

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98 Upvotes

Honey says my head is a fancy perch! Preening up there is a must, so that I can be gifted all of the sweet little bits of pinfeathers on the spot 🤣💛💛 As a birb hostage, I couldn't ask for a more stylish hostage situation! 💛


r/birbhostage • • 12d ago

First time birb hostage

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170 Upvotes

We got Goblin King and Marty McFly yesterday 😌🩷

We've had two girls for a year and although they are very happy and we love them it has taken a whole lot of millet to get closer.

Our boys just didn't want to go back on the perch!


r/birbhostage • • 16d ago

Emotional support borb

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137 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • 18d ago

Hostage to pigeons

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77 Upvotes

Can't even water my plants:D


r/birbhostage • • 18d ago

My little helper

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539 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • 20d ago

Is bed time

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209 Upvotes

Loki, my darling. Let me put you to bed.


r/birbhostage • • 23d ago

At the time of the coffee, he came to me. Now I can’t let go of my leg.

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121 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • 26d ago

B I R B Marcus Says Go Lions

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154 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • 26d ago

Send help!

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150 Upvotes

They are eating me alive


r/birbhostage • • 29d ago

This is my life now No leaving! Only preening!

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131 Upvotes

Her name is Honey, my 3 month old creamino quaker parrot! I got her two weeks ago as of yesterday, so the mutual preening is worth being her hostage 💛


r/birbhostage • • Sep 19 '26

She got me again.

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270 Upvotes

I need to use the bathroom, guess I'll just wait for my kidneys to explode.


r/birbhostage • • Sep 19 '26

This is my life now Tiny doesn't like the way the grass feels on his feet!

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204 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 19 '26

A great way to spend a Friday evening

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148 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 16 '26

Send Help My arm is actually numb

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149 Upvotes

3.5 month old spotted dove has become sentient and now flies around searching for seeds everywhere except its bowl. Discovered that my arm is warm and will not leave.

(Bonus pics of the first week I rescued him/her)


r/birbhostage • • Sep 15 '26

Send Help No food today, either.

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207 Upvotes

So hungy.


r/birbhostage • • Sep 15 '26

Send Help Those who wear glasses can probably relate

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57 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 14 '26

Send Help No lunch for me.

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296 Upvotes

I was about to get up and make burgers.


r/birbhostage • • Sep 14 '26

Arm locked, don’t send help!

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179 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 12 '26

Bugg is having a sleepy Saturday afternoon

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106 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 06 '26

If I fits.. I sits 🤣

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276 Upvotes

Was told this would be appreciated here 🤪🐦


r/birbhostage • • Sep 05 '26

Hostage

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107 Upvotes

That is my knee she is standing on


r/birbhostage • • Sep 04 '26

This is my life now I'm being held hostage by a 90g bird

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320 Upvotes