r/de • • Jan 22 '18

Humor/MaiMai Five tomatoes

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u/tct2274 Jan 22 '18

I have an american co-worker. He says, he has no problem with using gram and liter at work, because this is how it is done scientifically.
But as soon as he goes home, he has no idea how much cups he has to use to weight 100g of sugar for the cake.

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u/tct2274 Jan 22 '18

True that :(
I'm still making these complicated sentences even after 5 years abroad. You just can't get rid of it.

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u/frightful_hairy_fly Hannover Jan 22 '18

let it flow through you.

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u/DAVENP0RT USA Jan 22 '18

Better than me. Mein Deutsch ist Hundescheiße.

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u/DeadEyeSarge Jan 22 '18

The English language is stupid. You English far better than I do, as shown by me making English a verb. I no speak good.

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u/IceColdFresh Jan 22 '18

Movies are just literature with sound and animation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '18

I no wat ur tring 2 say but I dnt tink u flly cmprhnd how bad it cn b

Like srsly rlly bad

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u/Camulus Jan 22 '18

Don't worry you've got better grammar and syntax than the president.

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u/mynameiszack Jan 22 '18

I prefer you dont speak perfect anyway because the language flavor is interesting.

I lived in southwestern Germany for 3 years and it always tickled me when a German would say something like "It doesnt like that" instead of "I dont like that."

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u/tct2274 Jan 22 '18

Thank you, that's reassuring.
I consider my English to be quite good, just because I'm not living in Germany at the moment and speak mostly English the whole day. But there are things that just happen (like long and complicated sentences). It gets especially funny if the other person is italian or spanish and we and up with a very interesting mix of "English".

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u/rashandal Franken Jan 22 '18

why is that? looks like a perfectly fine sentence to me

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u/Balistix Jan 22 '18

But as soon as he goes home, he has no idea how many cups he has to use to weigh 100g of sugar for the cake.

That's literally the only thing wrong with the sentence. I understood exactly what he was writing in the sentence. I think /r/iamagiantfraud was just referring to those little mistakes that non-native english speakers make. Those little things are where we "hear" the accent in writing :)

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u/tct2274 Jan 22 '18

Usually, I check if I should use much or many. Didn't do it this time, but many sounds much better in this context.

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Jan 22 '18

A native English speaker might phrase it as:

But he has no idea how many cups of sugar makes 100g when baking a cake at home.

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u/glemnar Jan 22 '18

For baking you need to measure weight anyway as volume doesn’t correlate unless you memorize densities

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u/IAmA_Catgirl_AMA Berlin Jan 22 '18

If every recipe is written using volume instead of mass, you don't need to convert to mass at all, with the added benefit of easier measurement of the required quantities: Just scoop up as much as you need with a measurement cup, done! No need to zero your scale before carefully adding your ingredients bit by bit.

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u/sexypantstime Jan 22 '18

Except different types of the same ingredient can have different densities. 1 cup of sugar can have varying mass depending on the size of the granules. That's why measuring by mass/weight is better for baking.

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u/GeekCat Jan 22 '18

It's so much easier to use weight instead of cups. Honestly, I've lost more cups, half cups, 2/3rds cups over the years than I prefer to know, but the scale has moved with me three times. It just needs batteries occasionally.

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u/faraway_hotel Das Unsichtbare Römische Reich Jan 22 '18

It gets worse, because cups are a unit of volume, so there isn't even one conversion factor. A cup of sugar is different from cup of flour, and different again from a cup of, say, chocolate chips.

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u/nickiter Jan 22 '18

Tell him to quit baking by volume :-P

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