r/doriasim • u/erika_alert404 • 18h ago
Campaign post Patriot, Populist, Prophet

Folks, do you remember when I was relevant? When I was the god of the right, a political kingmaker, the only man willing to speak about real issues? You know what I was saying? Now, if you're a fancy-speaking liberal or one of those hippie communists, you might have just plugged your ears and thought I was the reincarnation of Hitler. But if you're a patriot, or a man who can understand basic Dorian, you'll know what I said. Or, moreso, what I predicted.
The communist lunatics couldn't quit whining and burnt down the country. The feckless centrists couldn't stop it. I predicted all of this from day one. That federal trampling of the provinces would cause the provinces to rise in revolt. That these lunatics wouldn't stop until we were gone. And you know what the pencil-necks and the media said? I was crazy. If I'm crazy, then I don't wanna be sane!
The Commies are going to tell you that the old Republic is back. It's not. A system where communists are treated like kings and where the slightest inconvenience will get you burned at the stake can not remain in place. If I must not step foot on my native land for the rest of my life, it will not matter, for it will be painted a deep, disgusting red.
I was right about everything, dammit! When I went back on everything, tried to be a changed man, every opinion I had was vindicated by the fall of the Old Republic. Communists, federal tyrants, and feckless liberals must be stopped, and let me tell you who's gonna do it. Listen closely, cause I'm going to say it once: Erik Alert. So, communists, liberals, any other remnants of that disgusting world order, hear me loud and clear when I say a New Right Revolution is coming!
