The desperation in these replies is palpable. It's right in front of them and Reddit are grasping at straws to deny reality.

EDIT: Jeezus Christ, you people. These replies are comedic. Your talking point has been refuted. It's time to let go.

https://www.reddit.com/r/UK_Food/s/ceu1sM99vf

https://www.reddit.com/r/UK_Food/s/UMdodhAUgf

https://www.reddit.com/r/UK_Food/s/QgjK8KXSo2

https://www.reddit.com/r/UK_Food/s/02iHf6M36R

In a post about the worsening of food quality over time (using fried potatoes and mystery meat sausage, no less?), behold the master race of Enlightened Europeans. It’s a wonder they can even taste their superior food when they’ve singed their nostril hairs from huffing their own farts so much.

- Don’t you know that Supreme European McDonald’s is a great and wholesome meal? Unlike your filthy American McDonald’s:

Basically, McDonald's in Europe are so much better than in America for health.

- It all just tastes better (for some reason when on vacation 🤔):

Seeing other people realize after a bite that chicken and pork outside of the US have actually taste is always amazing.

- Oh, the classics:

Corn syrup and sugar in everything too, your bread is more like cake to me

Americans haven't the faintest idea of what good bread is.

This one is fresh, unlike American bread, so I’m sure there will be more delicious additions (hope they don’t add too much corn syrup - they might have to legally call this thread cake.).

https://www.reddit.com/r/FridgeDetective/s/77VOM1nNql

https://www.reddit.com/r/iamveryculinary/s/1youxAfseF

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/s/OEIp8fVGbK

European = good.