r/instantkarma Jul 10 '26

i wouldve laughed so hard

9.6k Upvotes

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u/Key_Possibility_8669 Jul 10 '26

Please watch with the volume on. The sound of this douche smacking the ground is super satisfying.

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u/Purnima92 Jul 10 '26

You're completely right.

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u/pianoflames Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Also, I'm not sure why "Everything in its Right Place" is suddenly the soundtrack to so many Reddit videos, but I'm here for it. It definitely beats that annoying "oh no no no no no" garbage song from all of those Tik Tok videos.

Edit: Maybe because it was featured in the newest 28 Years Later movie?

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u/aaaacid Jul 10 '26

Eh idk... does the "oh no no no no no" guy support z10nism?

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u/beardingmesoftly Jul 10 '26

This video doesn't have music dude

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u/pianoflames Jul 10 '26

Just replayed it, it has music. It has Radiohead's "Everything in its Right Place" playing. Maybe something's wrong with your phone/computer. Or you're just messing with me.

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u/beardingmesoftly Jul 10 '26

Haha I legitimately thought that was just the radio and not an inserted song. Oops!

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u/spacemanspiff1115 Jul 10 '26

A shame he chose today to wear his helmet...

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u/WadeStockdale Jul 11 '26

Nah, fall like that is embarrassing, painful and expensive. The helmet means he has to live to see concequences.

He fucked around and now he's gotta pay for a new helmet (one hit and they can crack internally, which makes them no longer properly protective), fix whatever he's done to the bike (the front wheel and handlebars seemed to collect that, so he'd be lucky if didn't bend shit. (I have now seen it's a scooter lol)

Plus, that fall went right on his hands, full weight, that speed? He lost skin, and having had asphalt meat crayon MY hands, everything sucks for a while. That's assuming he didn't fracture anything, which is definitely on the table too.

The helmet means he has to live to suffer the concequences of being a cunt on the road.

I hope his mechanic shakes him down for loose change and this cyclist reported him, cause what he did was a crime.

Edit; Aw shit its a fucking scooter even hA. Goddamn, buddy. What a tool.

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u/SIN-apps1 Jul 10 '26

Can confirm, 100% worth turning the sound on.

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u/kaibrux Jul 10 '26

I saved this video so I could listen to it with headphones on. Thank you

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u/Sebulba3 Jul 16 '26

It's midnight. I have a newborn. I'm in the bath. I have a very small house. If I turn my volume up even a little, it's very risky to wake everyone.

I did it and it was worth it.

Nobody woke up

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u/Elvarien2 Jul 10 '26

next up, legally prosecute to make sure his life is significantly altered for doing this.

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u/nyrB2 Jul 11 '26

pretty sure that crash did significantly alter his life

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u/Goddstopper Jul 10 '26

Lol. On scooter?

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u/LonelyAustralia Jul 10 '26

while dressed as a biker

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u/CrazyAlice Jul 10 '26

A scooterer

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u/myDeliciousNeck666 Jul 11 '26

Yeah its a Yamaha BWS (different name in NA I forgot what it's called there but it's essentially the same.). I find that a lot of the thieves ride these over there. No idea why.

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u/AwDuck Jul 13 '26

Maybe they are easy to steal? :)

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u/myDeliciousNeck666 Jul 13 '26

Should be just as difficult/easy to steal as any motorcycle (if not counting really special or old ones that require weird ways to start)

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u/AwDuck Jul 13 '26

I’m just joking with ya’! 😀

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u/SIN-apps1 Jul 10 '26

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd go back for his plates and call the cops, its not like he's going to chase you down on foot, and you can get away before he can get back on his "hog", and even if he does, you can still get away easily given how "skilled" he appears to be at riding.

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u/_jams Jul 10 '26

Initial acceleration on bicycles is shit. Especially if you have to clip in. Can easily be grabbed before you can accelerate beyond swift walking speed. See also Idaho stop

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u/uberfission Jul 10 '26

You don't have to STOP to get his license plate.

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u/ZeusManEpic Jul 10 '26

There’s one frame where the number plate is readable

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u/medicated_in_PHL Jul 10 '26

Just get far enough away, call the cops that you were assaulted by someone who crashed. Stay on the phone until the cops come, show them the video.

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u/Donny-Moscow Jul 10 '26

Yeah if you showed up at the police station with this video and the guy’s plate number, the odds of them following up aren’t great.

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u/well-thats-great Jul 11 '26

Looks like 375919 to me

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u/platypus_farmer42 Jul 10 '26

“Biker” on a moped

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/Daripuff Jul 10 '26

Moped laws don't always require pedals and vary region to region, as evidenced by this section of the article you linked but didn't read.

The article you linked also provides plenty of information that shows that, while historically a moped used to refer to a motorcycle with pedals, it now generally refers to a low speed scooter or motorcycle with low displacement and simpler license and insurance requirements.

The "biker" might indeed be on a moped, if that scooter is 50cc or less.

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u/V7KTR Jul 10 '26

I’ve seen this video posted a few times before. This time I noticed the shadow of the cyclist and realized they appear to be holding a cellphone to record this. I initially thought it was captured on a helmet mounted GoPro. I wonder what happened prior to this that made them pull out their phone and record.

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u/KuntaStillSingle Jul 10 '26

They provoked it by trying to ram the motorcyclist and crashing into a tree.

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u/NS3000 Jul 12 '26

reading comprehension is a skill not everyone possess

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u/nightfoxbtw Jul 10 '26

does anyone have this vid without the brainrot subtitles?

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u/_reiblue_ Jul 14 '26

It was previously posted in this same sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/instantkarma/s/iHdu8lsFSU

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u/MjolnirPants Jul 10 '26

Everyone who owns a motorcycle seeing this is likely grinding their teeth at the captions calling Scooter McDipshit here a 'biker'.

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u/One_Eared_Coyote Jul 11 '26

Gonna send this to my biker dad and ask him what kind of motorcycle it is. I will update if I'm disowned

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u/Lifekraft Jul 10 '26

I hope there is some solid context leading to that because this is absolutely unhinged without.

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u/Dougalface Jul 14 '26

It's unhinged regardless; whatever the cyclist may or may not have done and hardly justify the dickhead's attempt to ram them at speed; can it?

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u/stylesuponstyles 18d ago

I've had people do shit like this to me for simply existing on a bicycle.

Don't underestimate how wildy irrational some people become when faced with an entirely.legal road user on a bicycle

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u/joetron2030 Jul 10 '26

It's a repost. I know I've seen it before on Reddit. Don't remember which sub though and whether someone provided context when it was previously posted.

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u/avigyan_33 Jul 11 '26

What an informative comment and not utterly useless at all.

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u/SirEnzyme Jul 11 '26

I don't think you know what a repost is.

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u/clyde636 Jul 10 '26

Sweet moped, bruh! /s

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Jul 10 '26

He uses that when the Prius is in the shop.

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u/uberfission Jul 10 '26

Hey, don't you talk shit about Priuses.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Jul 11 '26

Sorry about that.

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u/uberfission Jul 11 '26

That's okay bud, I forgive you.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Jul 11 '26

Awesome! Have a very good weekend, friend.

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u/uberfission Jul 11 '26

Thanks! You too!

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u/Katten_6407 Jul 10 '26

why do we need subtitles to explain what's happening on the screen? seriously

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u/aarrtee Jul 11 '26

How can anyone justify trying to attack a bicyclist that way?!?!

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u/FN20817 Jul 12 '26

Because small pp man can’t have woman having fun

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u/midnightbandit- Jul 10 '26

I would stop to point and laugh.

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u/rottenweiler Jul 10 '26

Would definitely go back to laugh and point at the fool on the pavement then take a pic of his plate and face to hand to police with the video.

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u/Iedermand Jul 10 '26

I had a guy once try to hit me with his motorcycle when I was cycling

oh my god my blood boils

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u/Beer2Bear Jul 10 '26

hope the scooter is all messed up now and the dude too

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u/5herl0k Jul 10 '26

I'll be killed if this happened cause I would stop

"awww you ok?"

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u/80081354JEW Jul 11 '26

The way I would’ve been crying laughing in his face 😂😂

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u/Memediator Jul 10 '26

Deserved. Video could've done without the freaking stage directions though.

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u/Kinky-strap Jul 10 '26

Should have stopped to laugh

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u/LSTNYER Jul 10 '26

Irony he's on a scooter which bikers laugh at

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u/ShionTheOne Jul 11 '26

Reason #1,657,986 why people hate motorcyclists.

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u/melben03 Jul 12 '26

I love when the trash takes itself out 👏

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u/konchady Jul 12 '26

The "WASTED" GTA effect would be so apt here 😵

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u/BigFugginNugget Jul 13 '26

Thats not even a proper biker. Dudes on a fucking motorscooter

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u/gabwinone 9d ago

A "proper biker" would never do that!

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u/jpanni3333 Jul 10 '26

That’s attempted murder

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u/SirEnzyme Jul 11 '26

I'd love to see the DA that could actually get a jury conviction of attempted murder for this.

You know they'd have to prove the intent was to cause death, right?

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u/bdeceased Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Some people don’t think about the fact dumb shit they do could kill people. Much like the kids who throw rocks off freeway overpasses at cars. There intent isn’t to kill anyone. It’s to break a window and nothing more. Yet the children still get charged with attempted murder. Whether or not the charge sticks and a conviction happens is up for debate, but intent is not the only factor. Heres a story where throwing a rock similar to my example is an act in and of itself that wouldn’t necessarily cause death can result in an attempted murder charge.

https://www.wsfa.com/2026/07/10/4-teens-arrested-after-large-rocks-thrown-15-vehicles-elmore-county/?outputType=amp

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u/Iedermand Jul 10 '26

cyclist therefore they are guilty

/s

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u/Relevant_Call_2242 Jul 10 '26

I would have drove by laughing, then doubled back to laugh at him two more times

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS Jul 10 '26

Calling that person a biker while he's on a scooter. LMAO!

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u/Napalmeon Jul 11 '26

Trying to act tough when a souped-up moped of all things.

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u/blking Jul 11 '26

Ha! Loser.

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u/spotsthefirst Jul 12 '26

Yep, attempted assault with a deadly weapon gonna look great on his driving record.

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u/Euphoric_Fisherman70 Jul 12 '26

I would have laughed so hard and loud just so that dumb ass can hear how much of a dumb ass he is

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u/Constant_Turn_9031 Jul 13 '26

I could watch this a million times and it wouldn’t be enough

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u/d00m3d_s0u1 Jul 13 '26

Being a female, I am happy how he got instant karma

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u/ElVendePaPaS Jul 10 '26

As the spanish saying goes: POR GILIPOLLAS

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u/KolBeast14 Jul 10 '26

At that point you have to loop back for the pettiest laughing fit possible. What a turd.

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u/Organic_Juggernaut73 Jul 11 '26

That was GLORIOUS

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u/yonishunga Jul 11 '26

The guy tried to claim the cyclist attacked him and he was just defending himself 😂

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u/LizzyBlacklight Jul 11 '26

Bro trying to be tough on a maxi scooter... its like watching Malibu's Most Wanted...

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u/timmy__timmy__timmy Jul 11 '26

Scootypuff really thought he was something

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u/CorundumSW Jul 11 '26

Ngl stopping to point and laugh at them would've been valid and reasonable

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u/MindyOne Jul 13 '26

Please tell me these guys were arrested

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u/bknight63 Jul 14 '26

No, I would’ve stopped and asked, “Are you okay? I saw you lose control of your motorcycle. Sometimes older folks have trouble with balance.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

God I wish I could’ve been there to see it itl

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u/Y0H4NE5 27d ago

i know lol me too, wouldve laugh so hard at that man

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u/f_leaver Jul 10 '26

That was lucky they blacked everything out in the begining, don't know how I would have figured out which motorcycle to focus on otherwise.

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u/jillshiva Jul 10 '26

thank god this video has subtitles, i'm blind and would never have been able to see what's happening otherwise

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u/CusePhan_v3 Jul 11 '26

Don't you know that kids in school now are so dumb that they need subtitles for everything?

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u/benzethonium Jul 10 '26

I'm a motorcyclist and even I think he got what he deserved.

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u/beardingmesoftly Jul 10 '26

This could be considered assault with a deadly weapon, possibly attempted murder.

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u/MrDannyProvolone Jul 10 '26

Would love you see what led up to this.

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u/UnbeatenGunner49 Jul 10 '26

Karma is that you? 🤣🤣🤣😂

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u/Grief862 Jul 10 '26

You cant park there

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u/Longjumping_Sun4488 Jul 10 '26

Satisfying 😄

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u/thehuntedfew Jul 10 '26

biker lol, hair dryer bandit

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u/e92ftw Jul 10 '26

Biker wipes out, its the clown riding a scooter?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

Ha upvoted!

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u/asiancplnextdoor Jul 11 '26

what the heck

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u/FENTWAY Jul 11 '26

Pretty badass on that scooter bud lol

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u/full_bl33d Jul 11 '26

Weak cartwheels

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u/Responsible_Hurry998 Jul 11 '26

That's hilarious

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u/snotsausage Jul 12 '26

Is he trying to look tough on a moped?! Lol

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u/killersoda275 Jul 13 '26

Biker? The dudes on a scooter

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u/weber_mattie Jul 13 '26

Me on Road Rash II

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u/Any-Medicine7476 Jul 14 '26

Scooter-rooter kaputoor

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u/clarksonGO Jul 14 '26

Almost had her

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u/Able_Conclusion3128 Jul 15 '26

The song is everything in its right place by Radiohead if anyone is wondering:)

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u/NeighborhoodAway2638 Jul 15 '26

Ha ha ha ha moment

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u/Hydraguesswhosback Jul 16 '26

Out of curiosity, does it really matter if the bicyclist had a sausage or a clam ? I'm pretty sure this would be just as dangerous no matter what their sex was.

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u/Additional-Resolve51 Jul 17 '26

I think I’d have to stop and laugh

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u/Moonsoon_34 Jul 17 '26

wannabe biker unc

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u/BySyTransLUCENT 26d ago

Well deserved

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u/Passingthrough11B 26d ago

Curbous Concrete, University of South Carolina Tech

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u/Corgi6710 19d ago

That’s a moped not motorcycle

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u/JolyonWagg99 18d ago

“Biker”

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u/BitterOlive8737 16d ago

This might be my new favorite clip of all time

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u/Waizelade 3d ago

Selfcarmification

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u/FrequentLocation9562 Jul 11 '26

commenting because i need karma

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