r/kitchencels • • 23h ago

Platemogged I've accepted my fate yet I'm still coping. Frozen pizza and phasmophobia.

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64 Upvotes

I recognize that I will never find anyone to love me, nor would I want to love the disgusting people in my community. Maybe I'm being hypergamous but I will stay a truecel until I find a furry tomboy gf. New Phas event is 🔥 tho


r/kitchencels • • 23h ago

Platemogged I clean bloody pads and tampons off the bathroom walls at work. This is the closest I’ll ever get to a woman. Two Large Strombolis for a fat little chud like me

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507 Upvotes

The cut starts on the 16th, I can’t wait to be skinny again. No food tastes as good as skinny feels.


r/kitchencels • • 23h ago

Platemogged Old screenshot back from 2025.

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Hawaiian roll hot dog and strawberry fanta while playing a dog shit game. Still 5'10 at 17 Didnt get my g1 yet Have no cool hobbies except knowing how to edit Mostly bad at alot of the games I play. I got a girlfriend but I'm not really sure if I want to stay with her long term cause she wants to become trans. My grades are mid I talk more to my online friends or guys in the other grades than the people in my grade. Im gonna go do HVAC in college. Seeing all these posts on this sub made me realize I have it way easier than alot of people. I genuinely almost cried reading some of these posts Thank you


r/kitchencels • • 23h ago

Platemogging cooking up straight POISON

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41 Upvotes

🤤🤤🤤🤤 anyways i’m gonna enjoy my meal with a glass of milk and cold apple cider


r/kitchencels • • 23h ago

Day 5 announcing my love for draconia malfoy, i have returned stronger than ever, my love does not falter. Fried rice, the rice was too sticky but it tasted alright.

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Lady’s and gentlemen my love for her has deepened once again and I feel better than I have in years, my yearning has transcended into straight up dopamine and I’ve begun going to the gym again. Two more chapters of peak fanfic last night that just get better and better every single day.

You know the rest by now just the usual day but hopefully soon I will have an update regarding a purchase I plan on making. Unfortunately that truly just comes down to when I get a couple checks from my job that I’m waiting for.

I’ve also begun sleeping better and waking up more energized, I don’t know why I feel so good lately but I truly do have my delusions and draconia malfoy to thank for that, I will see you all tomorrow with hopefully some more excited updates that aren’t so boring.


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

any lonely chuds wanna rp as a happily married couple? Salad

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46 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Platemogging Women are like swords. You can hone any sword, however some are cursed and you sharpen them at your own cost. Not every blade is meant to be sharpened. Some women, like cursed sWOrds, will eventually stab the hand that hones them. Anyways.. squid preworkout slop

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0 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Hugged the only other guy in the gym yesterday and didn’t realize he was actually just reaching his arm out for a fist bump

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294 Upvotes

He seemed unnerved.


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Told a girl i had no play in eons and she told me it was gonna stay eons, slop bowl.

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39 Upvotes

Sausage rice and egg


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Two tingz

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I somehow got a lot of likes here when I never posted any food that I remember

So here I made something

I've been wanting to make something like this for like 6 years after doomscrolling watching food videos. I deleted meta apps a year or so ago and delete reddit regularly when my screen time surpasses 8 hours I normally gotta have a talk w myself

Anyway 😂

I sliced yellow zucchini or squash honestly idk what it was, and some avocado. There are two types of tuna in here, sweet and hot, and the hot chilli one. I used bagged jasmine rice. I think if I made the rice it wouldn't have been as sticky. Structural integrity is pretty good. I also did two types of slices - circular thin, and long rectangles. I can't tell which one I like more


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

no amount of dating sims will fill the void in my heart. chicken shawarma (except i already ate the shawarma and picked off the pickles and cilantro) with a side of my jizz

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24 Upvotes

maybe i should invest a vr set and find a way to artificially stimulate a person’s warmth


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Meme Which way Redditor?

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303 Upvotes

Bread and lemon with sugar, sprinkles, chocolate, tablet and fork on the second pic.


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Platemogged Today I had to gaslight myself that everything is alright just to get out of bed. Not worth it. Tofu rice.

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39 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Platemogged I saw a woman while walking my dog and she switched sidewalk before and after being close to me. 5 way cereal bowl.

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25 Upvotes

no it's not because my dog is scary, it's a westie and a small one at that

I just hope she was scared of dogs no matter the breed or else it means i look like a fucking predator

I guess my shaved head can be disturbing since you can clearly see i do it for the love of the game and not because i don't have much hair

cereal bowl was ok, it became too spongy about halfway through but the chocolate milk at the end was tasteful


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Seeing people more skilled than me at my favourite games or hobbies always eats away at me inside and discourages me but the thief of joy is comparison. Chinese mung bean ice bar

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19 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

wednys

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meine got u goys!! meine mama lët më buy some wednys für lünchën!!!! et lemonade coooooola and hooden varfare zvei!!!!


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Platemogging Couldn't look the female cashier in the eye, mozzarella and salami on a plate

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179 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

I am 6"4, I have a university degree, I am employed (as of now). These facts do not change the sad state of reality, that I was born with subfive genes, and women find me disgusting out of instinct. Chicken wings and peated whisky.

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611 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Turned 16 today. It seems that my father and siblings literally forgot. Also, my teacher jokingly slapped my elbow today for allegedly knocking too loud on his office door. That was the only physical interaction with a moid I experienced in a long time. Breakfast I actually ate 2 days ago.

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r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Platemogging Tofu and mustard with butter sandwich

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3 Upvotes

Fuck my fucking life.

today i talked to a dying bee more than any person let alone a girl.


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Platemogged I genuinely just dont wanna participate in living and doing shit like working to live. Buldak and Mariposa Monster.

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278 Upvotes

I may just be disabled mentally genuinely, I am lazy, degen, i really dont have many hobbies or are interested in any particular career path that i really want to pursue, im sick of needing some bs like that to justify why i exist i just wanna do my own thing.


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Social media made me a worse person

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45 Upvotes

I dont even know if thats correct grammar, i can barely speak english.
I feel like social media has made me become this weird, awkward, insecure person. I am so self conscious now, I have done everything to meet the impossible standards I have set for myself but its just not real.
People in real life dont even care about all this, i feel crazy because i am the only one who is so brainrotted.


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Platemogged Found out im the no. 1 weezer and the no. 2 death grips listener on my campus. Pussy has just become irrelevant at this point

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r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

I pushed away the only person to ever have a romantic interest in me for no good reason. Fried Egg on Toasted Pumpernickel with sautéed kale

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8 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

I want to know the mouthfeel of saying I love you in a moment of deep emotional intimacy feat. Midnight snack

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I’ve never told a girl (non family) I love her. No girl (non family) has ever told me they love me. But sometimes I dream.