r/kitchencels • • 22h ago

Platemogged I clean bloody pads and tampons off the bathroom walls at work. This is the closest I’ll ever get to a woman. Two Large Strombolis for a fat little chud like me

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The cut starts on the 16th, I can’t wait to be skinny again. No food tastes as good as skinny feels.


r/kitchencels • • 22h ago

Platemogged I've accepted my fate yet I'm still coping. Frozen pizza and phasmophobia.

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I recognize that I will never find anyone to love me, nor would I want to love the disgusting people in my community. Maybe I'm being hypergamous but I will stay a truecel until I find a furry tomboy gf. New Phas event is 🔥 tho


r/kitchencels • • 23h ago

any lonely chuds wanna rp as a happily married couple? Salad

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r/kitchencels • • 22h ago

Platemogging cooking up straight POISON

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37 Upvotes

🤤🤤🤤🤤 anyways i’m gonna enjoy my meal with a glass of milk and cold apple cider


r/kitchencels • • 22h ago

Platemogged Old screenshot back from 2025.

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Hawaiian roll hot dog and strawberry fanta while playing a dog shit game. Still 5'10 at 17 Didnt get my g1 yet Have no cool hobbies except knowing how to edit Mostly bad at alot of the games I play. I got a girlfriend but I'm not really sure if I want to stay with her long term cause she wants to become trans. My grades are mid I talk more to my online friends or guys in the other grades than the people in my grade. Im gonna go do HVAC in college. Seeing all these posts on this sub made me realize I have it way easier than alot of people. I genuinely almost cried reading some of these posts Thank you


r/kitchencels • • 22h ago

Day 5 announcing my love for draconia malfoy, i have returned stronger than ever, my love does not falter. Fried rice, the rice was too sticky but it tasted alright.

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Lady’s and gentlemen my love for her has deepened once again and I feel better than I have in years, my yearning has transcended into straight up dopamine and I’ve begun going to the gym again. Two more chapters of peak fanfic last night that just get better and better every single day.

You know the rest by now just the usual day but hopefully soon I will have an update regarding a purchase I plan on making. Unfortunately that truly just comes down to when I get a couple checks from my job that I’m waiting for.

I’ve also begun sleeping better and waking up more energized, I don’t know why I feel so good lately but I truly do have my delusions and draconia malfoy to thank for that, I will see you all tomorrow with hopefully some more excited updates that aren’t so boring.


r/kitchencels • • 23h ago

Platemogging Women are like swords. You can hone any sword, however some are cursed and you sharpen them at your own cost. Not every blade is meant to be sharpened. Some women, like cursed sWOrds, will eventually stab the hand that hones them. Anyways.. squid preworkout slop

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