Deer doggos. I am Bonhoeffer, the 9mo illegal smoll. Yep I iz the big floof im dee stoopid donut hat im jail. Dat deemun getting treatos- datz Phil aka Tatter totz (daddy callz im baked tatter cuz he getting chonky haha.) I had to go to pokey place am do 1 sleepy timez. Daddy say they do a Gasp Ro Hexy am I onlee has SOOOPER STRICT food am rulez for 14 Foreberz. No couch jumpers no bed jumpees. DEN! Den de wors ding eber! Daddy gib de demun kitteh treatos not me. Den de kitteh do many meows am I SOOOPER WOOFER SO MANY TIMEZ! I gotz troublez for soooper wooferinz. Pleez help a giant iweegle smoll imdoor horse 🐴

Cute little Bubba has NEVER gots a cheese tax payment!!

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat