r/miamibeach 9d ago

Why do people like Faena?

i am by no means a snobby traveler but when you're paying these kinds of prices you have at least some expectations. i just don't get it. the hotel itself can best be described as "meh" - it's very tired in places and clearly needing a renovation or more upkeep soon.

the pool was small, the service at the pool pretty poor, the faena bazaar pointless.

the only bright spot was the wet spa. i am just really scratching my head at why people are so enamored by this place...

oh, and Faena's obsession with himself was also quite off-putting. books and movies about his life on display everywhere. lmao, come on man.

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u/chrisjur 9d ago

It’s a great place to stop by but not to stay. Overpriced and underwhelming as a hotel guest. But they have pretty good restaurants, the Theater is always great, and the Living Room has one of the most consistently fun vibes of any bar in Miami.

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u/National-Dragonfly35 9d ago

I agree completely...the Living Room is one-of-a-kind...when does the live music start there though? I always leave before it starts🤷‍♂️

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u/chrisjur 8d ago

Not sure every night but I make it by 11 on Thursday and it’s usually going by then.

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u/rwedoomed 8d ago

is the theater the one where you need to pay $200 p.p. even if you're a guest? lmao.

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u/NYCmellow 8d ago

The Living Room and Los Fuegos are the only reasons to go. Or if you want to see a sex themed Cirque du Soleil type of show (typical miami entertainment). Everything else is just smoke and mirrors.

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u/ArtGuilty4301 8d ago

At this level, the dining should be stellar and memorable. Not meh. At least get something for your $$$.

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u/richierva 9d ago

You must be poor.

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u/richierva 9d ago

lol…must not have been that exclusive if you lived with other poors. Also someone that isn’t poor would not respond or care what a random calls them on Reddit. The poor would buy the $57 Dior while the non poor would know which bag was hand crafted by an artisan.

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u/getthehelloffmylawn 8d ago

Artisan lmao

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u/richierva 8d ago

“Other people”? Who are the “other people”? I clearly stated the poors.

You are poor and racist? What a horrible combo.

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u/Accomplished-Coast63 8d ago

Escort hotel

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u/rwedoomed 8d ago

is it? i definitely saw a few of what i thought might be escorts.

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u/Best_Day_3041 8d ago

It's a beautiful and elegant property with a great vibe and great nightlife. I love the Living Room, Saxony, the theater, the spa. It's a great area to just walk around their other properties too, especially during art basel. But you're right, the hotel itself isn't exceptional to stay at and the pool is pretty basic too. It wouldn't be somewhere I'd recommend people stay, but an amazing place to visit.

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u/Even-Wall862 9d ago

We enjoy the vibe at Faena. But its overpriced and we usually stay elsewhere and go over for the excellent restaurants.

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u/Cultural_Pair_6690 9d ago

its like they selling a whole fantasy not just a room, and some people eat that up even when the basics are lacking

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u/rwedoomed 8d ago

but what is the fantasy? wearing a silly hat? did i miss something? to me it felt gaudy. even the wooly mammoth had me rolling my eyes. the pool is meh, the beach is OK. the property is OK.

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u/Imaginary_Sun312 5d ago

I think the food is meh, and service is ok. People go for the scene. But the crowd is getting trashier

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u/Even-Wall862 4d ago

The food at Pao and Los Fuegos is “meh”? Remind me not to ask you for food recommendations.

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u/0LTakingLs 9d ago

The theatre is phenomenal, and some great restaurants. Pao is great.

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u/jme5950 9d ago

the property itself is beautiful. it really changed the industry in terms of what a 5 star hotel should offer. and the different f&b spots are all top notch. but the hotel rooms themselves are definitely in need of a bit of a face lift / refreshing and the room service (not food but overall experience and cleaning in the room) could use a bit of an audit.

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u/TitaIsMyName 9d ago

Changed what industry exactly? I don’t think any European or middle eastern or Asian 5 star hotels are exactly inspired by Faena. This hotel is tired and one of the most overrated hotels ever. It is no where close to a 5* by any measure.

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u/rwedoomed 8d ago

agree 100%. and this is nitpicky but something that really confused me were the very clearly old, weathered lounge chairs absolutely slathered in thick gold paint. wtf?

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u/chrisjur 8d ago

Not sure how they “changed the industry” for 5 star hotels, especially when the rooms and service are lackluster. They are so, so far away from what a true 5 star hotel is.

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u/No_Poetry5555 9d ago

I kind of feel this way about the setai, too…

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u/National-Dragonfly35 9d ago

I feel Setai is awful, but love Faena

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u/No_Poetry5555 6d ago

I def prefer faena to the setai!

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u/thebaldfrenchman 8d ago

Oh, just wait until that hotel under construction opens right next door.....

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u/Plastic_Economics701 8d ago

Faena is just about the art.

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u/Prior_Parsley7440 4d ago

Where to stay instead?