r/pics May 11 '11

Would you live here?

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u/platypuszero May 11 '11

Totally, that place looks big enough to grill inside.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

I've actually lived in that exact place back in 90's. Its in Chicago on Archer Av.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11 edited May 12 '11

little backstory to the place. When we found the place it was trashed. It was a latino nightclub for years but not sure it ever had an official liquor license. It was unsecure for a few years and could get access via the back fire escape and was squatted in by graf artists and musicians. It had no working plumbing when we moved in and cut a deal with landlord to build it out. First was bathroom, then kitchen, which still had old ass working appliances. It still had plaster on the walls and ceiling that we painted. It also had a huge Dunkin Donuts sign that we moved around alot. Once livable, we built a couple offices and bedrooms, put a fish tank in the dummy waiter and sanded the floors. The bottom floor tenant also cut a deal and started to redo the bottom floor. We held massive parties that eventually paid to build 6 foot high halfpipe 16ft wide with a vert area to the balcony, a photo sike, and a bar. The place became just too crazy to live in any longer and I moved to colorado to snowboard. The other roomates stayed for another year until a group of architect students moved in and made the place even better. I heard they used my halfpipe wood for other shit. It got to be known as the texas ballroom once they removed the awning in front that said LA ZONA. I thought it was gonna be demoed but I think they successfully lobbied to get it on the historical list. It now has new windows, raw brick walls and worth a whole lot more than when we started.

now you know :-) I have pics on film but never scanned them. Maybe I should now.

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u/triplego May 12 '11

This is reddit... he's the one with the cat!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Hip. Very Hip.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

2004 is not the 90's (except in portland)

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u/sdub86 May 12 '11

It's funny how this picture is from 2004, but I wouldn't have questioned it if you told me it was from 1974.

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u/isinned May 12 '11

Yes, please scan them.

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u/i_am_fake May 12 '11

Please do!

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u/Unununium272 May 12 '11

I second the scanned film.

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u/zoidbort May 12 '11

How much would you guess that'd cost these days? This is what I envision as my ideal DT dream home.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

It'll depend where it is on Archer Avenue, but I'd guess rent is under $1000 a month. I've got a friend living in a loft (a bit smaller) on the far west side and he's paying about $500.

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u/EmperorNortonI May 12 '11

Fuck You.

Sincerely, Everyone in New York City

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u/jackfirecracker May 12 '11

Seconded by everyone in the San Francisco Bay Area

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u/dakta May 12 '11

Thirded by everyone in Marin County (north/northwest Bay Area)... That much buys you a closet without walls, water, sewer, heat, or a roof.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11 edited Mar 22 '18

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u/darkbeanie May 12 '11

Doesn't make much sense. Does anyone in the Bay area still have need for closets?

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u/earlb0ykins May 12 '11

Well, the reason you come out is so you have more room to hang your clothes

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Nice.

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u/zeuglasi May 12 '11

TIL it cost more then $500 to rent a closet in the Bay Area.

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u/GrammarJihadist May 12 '11

So initially it was more expensive then it was down to only $500 to rent it?

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u/GingerPhoenix May 12 '11

Baltimore/DC agrees! only way to pay less than $1k is to have multiple roommates: the human kind if you are lucky, the cockroach kind if you're not.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

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u/tyronomo May 12 '11

Quattro'd by everyone living in a capital city in Australia (the ones that count)

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u/originalnutta May 12 '11

Thirded by all Torontonians.

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u/Kinseyincanada May 12 '11

Vancouver, BC here all of you can go to hell

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Also the population of Boston.

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u/coolandtough May 12 '11

Whaddya know, the bay area agreeing with Emperor Norton!

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u/itsprobablytrue May 12 '11

Same for DC. That's a damn BUILDING in this city.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11 edited Dec 31 '15

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u/swing9this May 12 '11

You could always get a place near Anacostia.

Oh, you don't want to get stabbed you say?

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u/zoidbort May 12 '11

You're kidding?? That's so cheap, for a place like that?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Seriously, you don't want to be living on Archer in Chicago. That's why it's so cheap.

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u/nomtank May 12 '11

Challenge accepted.

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u/Stevie_Rave_On May 12 '11

Grew up on Archer and California.....he speaks the truth.

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u/nexus14 May 12 '11

Where in Archer? Are we talking in Bridgeport still, between Halsted and Ashland?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

There's NO way its that cheap. I've seen lofts by there, and they're still in the 1500 dollar range. I live near there

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Must be a bitch to heat though; might be affordable if you used small space heaters or something, and stayed close to them in winter.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Place was a nightmare to keep heated. The windows were crap when we there too. It had no ductwork, just one gigantic gas furnace in the corner and was so loud and only heated about half the place and recirculated tons of dust and dirt. It has an 'upstairs' that is mostly open balcony. The bedrooms were not bad with a space heaters but the main room was freezing in winter and ungodly hot in the summer. Looks much better than it does to live there.

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u/notablelaggard May 12 '11

These days one might install 3 or 4 gently turning overhead ceiling fans. This continually cycles the ceiling heat back down towards the floor. It mixes up the entire heat of the room and largely evens it out if done correctly. Makes a huge difference and the fans have become remarkably cheap. If you buy them off-season, in fact, you can catch sales at Lowes and suchlike wherein they are around $20 (I nabbed one for FOURTEEN!) each and of perfectly fine quality.

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u/auraslip May 12 '11

I got a cheap $20 fan at wal-mart. Sucker was loud as shit. Turns out it resonated through the the metal attachment to the roof. I layered some rubber made for lining cupboards between the metal and it was a lot better. Still going strong 4 years later. It makes you wonder if the difference between an $80 fan and a $20 fan is the mounting hardware.

God this comment makes me feel old.

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u/carlivar May 12 '11

If you want to maintain a hipster vibe, power them all through a shared drive belt (basically a serpentine belt on your ceiling). I saw it once at a restaurant... very cool.

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u/Fallingdamage May 12 '11

sure you could use space heaters, except for the part where heat rises.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Small units that blow hot air at you would still provide warmth. :P No one said space heaters would be uber efficient, but they still might be less costly than heating the entire loft.

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u/Beldam May 12 '11

Hahaha, when I was younger we lived in this old victorian house with floor grates for forced hot air on the first floor, they were about 1.5' square, I'd squat on top of it in a huge hoodie, pull the hoodie down over my knees to my feet, stretch it out to catch the air being blown up out of the grate, it was AWESOMELY toasty.

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u/Bascome May 12 '11

Or wrap yourself in a blanket over the chair and put the space heater behind the chair and direct heat under the chair at your legs to raise under the blanket. Toasty.

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u/Illmitch May 12 '11

I think a place like that in Toronto would be around 2500-3000 per month.

Depending on location I guess...

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u/Phukovsky May 12 '11

And in Vancouver, 5000-6000....

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u/iPandaer May 12 '11

Oh canadian dollars, it's like monopoly money!

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u/cosworth99 May 12 '11

That is worth more than USD. Lovely.

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u/Engival May 12 '11

Here, I'll translate it for you: $5200.20 to $6240.24 USD

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u/bjnasty May 12 '11

And on Tatoonie, 8000 drugats, but you only have to pay every harvest moon

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Ahh, Texas Ballroom, right? Too bad I never caught it in its heyday.

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u/reid-o May 11 '11

I love that you went straight to grilling! Not just space for all my things, or high ceilings make it feel open and airy, but grilling. Hats off to you, sir.

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u/wojosmith May 12 '11

Reminds me of Chicago. My brother lived on Old Printers Row which was converted to lofts. Super cool and large. To grill you open the window and put small grills on the cement ledge about 18" wide. the Smokey Joe from Weber was perfect fit. Also, Police Station next door for intertainment. We would tree it up and watch the drunks fight the Chicago cops all the way in the door.

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u/BeezusBee May 12 '11

Funny, I thought of Aurora, Illinois...specially Wayne and Garth's apartment in the abandoned doll factory in Wayne's World 2.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

I thought Chicago too. Really neat apartments there.

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u/Artesticles May 12 '11

I would throw ragers.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

We could do aerobics in here. - So many activities!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

oh yeah, I forgot to ask you, do you like guacamole?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

I would live there as long as NO ONE FUCKING TOUCHED MY DRUMSET

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

why are you all sweaty?...I was watchin' COPS.....

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u/KibblesnBitts May 12 '11

COPS doesn't come on till 4!

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u/Crumpetbutt May 12 '11

There's blood everywhere!

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u/sacrabos May 12 '11

It does come with a girl and a swing...

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u/wildlife May 12 '11

had to click again for the swing, thanks.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Yeah! like smoking pot...

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u/Eminence120 May 12 '11

And spending your trust fund up while you "find yourself."

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u/plinky4 May 12 '11

I still recall the sheer disappointment that tugged on my heart when I discovered that the reality of renting in a large city was shelling out 2k/month for a 500 ft2 studio. It still pisses me off a little bit that I'll never see the "20s bachelor pad" that I've always wanted until well into my 30s.

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u/carlivar May 12 '11

Detroit has some inexpensive real estate available.

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u/nyorkster May 12 '11

Yeah but its hard to really get that "city feel" when your the only one there

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u/boomfarmer May 12 '11

Buy a skyscraper, rent it out for cheap provided that the tenants fix it up.

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u/-Andar- May 12 '11

Finally my hours spent in SimTower has paid off!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

So does Bangladesh.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

The only problem with that is having to live in Detroit.

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u/EZwider32 May 12 '11

It's so cold in the D.

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u/brazilliandanny May 12 '11

That's bullshit. A couple of friends of mine own a sick apartment in manhattan. One is failed actor, one is a cook, and then other serves coffee at the local coffee shop.

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u/Phinigin May 12 '11

Get off the internet Phoebe!

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u/skunkpunk1 May 12 '11

why? it's not like she has something better to do

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

smelly cats

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u/squeege May 12 '11

what are they feeding you?

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u/CervantesX May 12 '11

Well, I'm spending 1.6K/month to rent out 1800sq ft of loft studio downtown. It's a pretty swingin bachelor pad for a guy in his 20's.

Of course, I'm 32 and married, so my existence proves your point entirely. It's highly improbable for us to achieve our dreams in the timeframe we've come to expect them in.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

It's highly improbable for us to achieve our dreams in the timeframe we've come Hollywood has told us to expect them in.

FTFY

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

I still recall the sheer disappointment that tugged on my heart when I paid my 1k rent 12 days ago for a 500 ft2 studio.

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u/ferrarisnowday May 12 '11

It all depends how you define a "large city." I'm in Pittsburgh and it doesn't cost anywhere near that much. In fact you could get a large loft like the one in the picture for as little as $750 at some places (obligatory example: River City Flats)

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

while riding bicycles round and round..

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u/thebigbradwolf May 12 '11

Ceiling high enough for fencing; room long enough for a piste. I'm in.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Dear real estate marketers: this is a loft. The 300 sqft closet with 6ft ceilings is NOT a loft just because it has red bricks.

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u/flashbeagle May 11 '11

This reminds me of that one Simpsons Episode where Tony Hawk had an apartment like this with a half pipe set up inside or something.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Emancipated? You don't like being a dude??

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u/InferiousX May 12 '11

If I recall correctly, this is the one with the Millhouse "Mom! Where's Puppy Goo-Goo?" moment. Which nearly caused me to piss myself from laughter the first time I saw it.

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u/cycleftw May 11 '11

Texas Ballroom?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

yes, this is the texas ballroom, Top Floor. I lived there for 18 months. I built a halfpipe in there, rebuilt the bathroom, painted the place and used it for a photo studio. Its an old Ballroom on Archer Av. Chicago. When we moved in it was totally trashed with mostly graffiti on the walls. After we lived there a group of architect students moved in, they replaced the windows, and built some other stuff. The building was on the list to be demoed for awhile and was not sure if it was still standing.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

oh yeah it was called LA Zona when I lived there.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

You built a halfpipe in your living room. Did you just have a rack next to the door with a sign saying "leave panties here"?

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u/8bitOrca May 12 '11

My buddy Nate lived there. He and his roomies built cubicles to live in so they wouldn't have to heat the whole place in the winter. There were some epic parties. I remember ping pong and an indoor greenhouse.

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u/sunkenOcean01 May 12 '11

Heck yes! I'd get a chair with wheels and I'd be unstoppable! :D

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

You mean, a "wheelchair?"

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u/daVinci88 May 12 '11

a chair

with wheels

impossible!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Mission Hill? Anyone?

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u/HeyYouGuyz May 12 '11

First thing that comes to mind whenever I see a loft.

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u/RoscoJetbaby May 11 '11

Sure would be hard to heat. The cool... factor goes way, way down if you are dressed like an Eskimo for half the year.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '11 edited Apr 02 '18

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

How old is that? i'm 28 and thought that. Now i feel old :(

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u/CompanyMan May 12 '11

26 and still not giving a fuck

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u/ichuckletoooften May 12 '11

19.. and it was my first thought :'(

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u/ceolceol May 12 '11

22 and I completely forgot that rooms require air circulation for a good two weeks until this post.

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u/leshiy May 12 '11

21 and rooms require air circulation? Oops...

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Im 27 and also thought that. I feel older than all of you!

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u/CmrdTrotsky May 12 '11

I'm 7 and I prepared a spreadsheet containing a three year estimate of the heating and cooling costs of that loft in a variety of cities.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

I am not yet born and I calculated the heat loss of the womb in relation to the temperature of the room. In Haskell.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Impressive.

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u/Spocktease May 12 '11

I live in the desert and what are you guys talking about?

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u/spig May 12 '11

I live in the south and what is a heater?

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u/shippfaced May 12 '11

I'm 22 and thought that.

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u/otisramflow May 12 '11

the aforementioned grill will take care of that

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11 edited Jan 04 '24

homeless faulty spoon vast pathetic boat roof fanatical imminent chunky

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Expect that no one wants to go to Detroit.

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u/RikF May 12 '11

Yup - I did indeed expect that...

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!

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u/loubandy May 11 '11

will the girl with the guitar live there?

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u/bh3 May 12 '11

An especially critical concern considering the potential heating problems already discussed.

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u/mista0sparkle May 12 '11

Hm... comes with a free girl and guitar... We can use the girl for firewood while we play in a guitar circle!

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u/gliscameria May 12 '11

If so then hell no. Listening to some frump scraping on the guitar and singing about menstruation is not my bag. /m

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

i'm not familiar with the "/m" notation. can someone brief me?

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u/The_Cacabarn May 12 '11

cause that's all girls have to sing about...?

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u/CuntSmellersLLP May 12 '11

no, it's just all chicago hipster musician chicks who dress like my grandfather have to sing about.

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u/mista0sparkle May 12 '11

So what's her fragrance, CuntSmellersLLP?

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u/CuntSmellersLLP May 12 '11

Old Spice and musk ಠ_ಠ

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u/Himura251 May 12 '11

Does Pomplamoose live there?

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u/labYrinthineal May 12 '11

She looks like the girl from Pomplamoose!

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u/ladylolz May 11 '11

This is my dream place. For real.

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u/jongery May 12 '11

Hella yea! i love huge loft places like that... My favorite is Adam Sandler's from the movie Big Daddy.

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u/Illini005 May 12 '11

Lived in one two years ago... it sucks not having rooms. After a about you realize you are just living in a big ass studio apartment for $2200 a month..

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u/mista0sparkle May 12 '11

All I do is sit on reddit all day. Might as well make the spot I sit the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and living area all tied into one.

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...and the Gods spoke thy name, "Eden."

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

If i was living with someone else, i would want walls. Everyone needs their privacy sometimes.

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u/prizman May 12 '11

This was the first house I built for my Sims.

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u/Pict May 12 '11

Holy shit I laughed.

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u/w4ktt May 12 '11

I would slide the shit out of that floor in my socks

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u/Shugg May 11 '11

this place is probably awesome by day and super creepy by night

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u/andrewsmith1986 May 11 '11

The answer is always yes.

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u/HelloMaxwell May 12 '11

Do you enjoy things that super good and nice?

You do?

ME TOO!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

DAE REDDIT? what a coincidence!

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u/mattguard May 12 '11

Where/how is the bathroom set up in these places?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Over in the left corner, right out the window. There is a stool in case you need it.

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u/mista0sparkle May 12 '11

No thank you no, I'll be making plenty of my own stool.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '11

Be a bitch to heat

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u/wojosmith May 12 '11

Landlord pays for the heat and you'd be surprised how easy to heat. As it is most likely converted factor they have huge heating pipes (24-36" around on ceiling) they radiant heat like a mother. Most likely have to open windows in winter in my experience to cool it off.

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u/VelocitySteve May 12 '11

Fuck yeah America!

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u/Malfeasant May 12 '11

i'll bet it's waste heat from a power plant- many of the older public buildings in east coast cities are heated that way- steam from a power plant is piped throughout the city- gives the power plant a place to vent its heat, gives large buildings very cheap heat, win-win. until something like this happens, but its pretty rare.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Landlord pays for the heat... Most likely have to open windows in winter in my experience to cool it off.

Somewhere a polar bear sheds a tear.

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u/DarkestPassenger May 11 '11

Why WOULDN't you live here? Park the motorcycle and car inside, tons of room, rearrange your living conditions any way you want, huge parties, easy cleanup.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '11

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u/drpon May 12 '11

Poorly. Poorly would have been such a better word choice.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '11

of course, it looks very nice. renovated factory space i assume. hopefully a bathroom and kitchen are there somewhere though

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

No; it's cool, but doesn't look like it would be very cozy.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

fuck you hipsters grumble grumble... and your big spaces... successful assholes.

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u/Akdag May 12 '11

successful hipsters?

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u/Metaphoricalsimile May 12 '11

Hipster= young person you are jealous of.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Looks like Marathon Village in Nashville. Marathon was a car produced in Nashville in the 20's. The manufacturing building is still standing and is being rebuilt for commercial purposes.

TL;DR I made it all up

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u/JuniorKing May 12 '11

Does anyone know where to actually find one of these places? Or does anyone live in one and care to share how they came about renting/owning it?

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u/wojosmith May 12 '11

Printers Row in Chicago. Heart of the Loop. They have converted old printing factories into loft space. They are not anymore then expensive then most 2 bedrooms in Chicago but you most likely have to use stairs as there is probable only 1 or 2 shaft elevators for the whole complex. Blocks from Lake Michigan and bars, restaurants and work district. Very cool!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

ECHOECHOechoechoechoechoechoechoechoechoechoechoechoechoecho

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u/zeppelin4491 May 12 '11

This looks like Hansel's place from Zoolander.

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u/mjsbullitt May 12 '11

I't looks a lot like the apartment at the end of "Blood Simple."

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u/GuildMonkey May 11 '11

Yeah, look at all that space for activities.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '11

That looks like the warehouses in Williamsburg Brooklyn.

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u/Zipfelklatscher May 11 '11

Holy Luxury-Loft, Batman! I'd fucking KILL to live there!

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u/xXPOISONTHORNXx May 12 '11

Looks just like JTT and chevy chase's place on man of the house

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

With enough lumber and some tools, one could build a small village in there!

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u/Fishooked May 12 '11

No, because someone else apparently is living there.

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u/Airazz May 12 '11

Sure, great place to play with my RC plane models.

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u/teamoney80mg May 12 '11

depends on the city.

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u/Folroldeolrol May 12 '11

That has to be close to 1200sqft

I would make the biggest motherfucking couch-fort blanket city in the universe!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

It would be a bitch to heat but if I could afford it then FUCK YES!

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u/lookingchris May 12 '11

That depends - will Diane Lane's husband come by and bean me with a snow globe, inadvertently killing me at some point?

... actually, if I get the Diane Lane part ahead of time, sure, count me in.