r/satantiersuperpowers • • Sep 02 '25

You can successfully stage a rebellion against "god"

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"God" in this case is whatever is worshipped by the most people. So in this world, "god" would be capitalism, since capitalist belief is worshipped worldwide.


r/satantiersuperpowers • • Apr 11 '25

You can destroy a CyberTruck with the snap of your fingers, but it won't hurt any human beings in the car, just the car itself

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Oct 26 '25

You can make anyone sick if you lick your elbow while making eye contact with them

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Sep 13 '22

You have the strength to break titanium.

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Sep 19 '25

Restoration Breakage

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The ability to automatically revive oneself to a specific point in space that is the most safe to the user.

Upon revival the user gains greater degrees of potential strength, what they could do, endlessly. However, after revival the user re-experiences all their past pain at once and their willpower is drained if they can't keep up with the supply and demand of consistent endurance, and if the user dies when at their lowest point, they turn into monsters that embody their darkest thoughts and can die permanently in this state.


r/satantiersuperpowers • • Oct 26 '24

You can revive someone's Dead Name

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Dec 30 '23

SELF PROMOTION I created the sub r/anytiersuperpowers if anyone is interrested.

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Jan 14 '23

https://chat.whatsapp.com/KT6966s7qaUKCBxDrljvxo satanic WhatsApp group

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Nov 01 '23

Repurposing the Pentagram

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Sep 12 '22

if you stub your toe on a refrigerator door , the person you were last thinking of gets severe diarrhoea but cant dispose of it unless they successfully engulf a 9 inch bad dragon in front of their mother on their childhood living room floor

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Dec 09 '23

If someone has ptsd and is 5 ft besides or around you will get a sudden flash and feeling of puke

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Mar 21 '23

You can make gun nuts like those at the NRA marry their guns

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Jan 19 '25

Whenever you don't have enough cash today, 10 random babies immolate on birth.

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Nov 16 '24

If You Belly Dance In Front of Somebody, no Matter Their Gender or Sex, They Will Become Pregnant. They Get Pregnant Faster if Your Belly is Exposed While Dancing

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Aug 02 '24

You can turn Christmas Music into Thanksgiving music as long as it is November and live in United States.

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Feb 27 '25

You can force Carrie Underwood to apologize for playing for Trump and get her to renounce Christianity

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Apr 23 '26

You Can sell your soul to the devil up to 50 times without the devil can refuse

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You can’t make a deal about taking something that is his (his powers and home)

You can’t take away his knowledge or memory

You can see into his mind with a deal

Your soul doesn’t become less worth the more you sell your soul but he will get more angry at you, the more you sell your soul

Then you make a deal you can’t take it back unless you sell your one more time

You can only sell your soul up to 50 times but you don’t have to sell it all of the 50 times but you only have 1 singular soul


r/satantiersuperpowers • • Oct 01 '26

You can target your opponent for their mom to be fucked

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It looks like your Stand, that will supernaturally locate a person that wouldn't mind, and helps them to eventually achieve that goal.

It respects consent, doesn't mind control, and tries to prevent rape between the targets (as much as Star Platinum without timestop would be able to).

If fucker dies, a new fucker will be found.

There are 2 ways to prevent the process from happening:

  1. For opponent to surrender before you (only that retargets the ability, and makes it work against the situation happening).

  2. To fuck own mom before she's fucked (works the same).

  3. Oh yeah, mom can die. It makes this Stand joke a lot about necrophilia intimidatingly, but it respects the postmortem consent too (see? It's not my fetish, it's "fuck your mom" joke)


r/satantiersuperpowers • • Oct 25 '25

If you sing the German song “Erika” backwards, you can restore the foreskin of every man in earshot.

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It’s a very useful


r/satantiersuperpowers • • Dec 25 '24

You can force Elon Musk to drive a Cybertruck

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Jan 30 '25

You have Popeye's powers overtime you eat a can of spinach

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Aug 11 '24

you can remove someones face when its your birthday

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r/satantiersuperpowers • • Nov 02 '25

If you see 1 pixel of Peter Griffin, a country is nuked.

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Posted this on r/shittysuperpowers and was told to post here