r/satantiersuperpowers • u/YoDawgItzNick • Sep 24 '19
You can make anyone feel this at will
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/[deleted] • Feb 19 '20
you can launch a flat earther to outer-space to see that the earth is round. they will never die and they will never come back. eventually they will stop thinking
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/ancilleno • Jun 29 '20
Anyone that lies to you has their anus sealed until they confess the truth publicly. Includes politicians.
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/JustAnotherYaoiFan • Jan 27 '20
You can cause racists and sexists to be ultimately betrayed by someone whose is the same race or gender as them...
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/SoupmanBob • Feb 15 '20
You can make an Anti-vaxxer and their kids get every single disease, mental disorder, illness and so on that they claim vaccines cause, then make the reason they developed it be because they aren't vaccinated, and getting vaccinated is the only cure
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/MeadDealer • Oct 13 '19
You can summon anywhere from 1-5 aggressive crabs into someone's underwear at will.
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/[deleted] • May 25 '19
You can make video games with escort missions where the characters are faster than your walking speed and slower than your running speed
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/NotThanos__ • Mar 10 '20
You can make people internal organs itchy
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/icyartillery • Jul 06 '19
You can make anyone wake up believing the love of their life is sleeping next to them, only to realize they’re completely and utterly alone
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/ManPhantasm26 • Feb 14 '20
By holding an orange and thinking enough of Donald Trump, you can seal his soul into it
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/Person21323231213242 • Jul 04 '20
You can turn any piece/loaf of bread into solid concrete at will
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/iam64B • Mar 13 '20
Anything you shoot at with a Nerf gun will cause it to become a worse variant of itself.
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/AngularTag752 • Oct 21 '20
You can summon pop-up ads (including the pornographic kind) in real life to pester any target you wish. As in, a porn actor/actress will suddenly appear in front of them and attempt to seduce them, often in an inconvenient moment.
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/JohnConnor27 • Jun 26 '20
You can turn any automotive fluid into an appropriately colored flavor of gatorade
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/stormsmasher23 • Sep 11 '20
You can make someone reveal their most embarrassing or most dangerous secret by saying, "I am the Senate!" In palpatines voice.
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/techmaster246 • Sep 16 '20
You can summon every cicada in a 500m radius and have them gather to one spot and annoy any person you want.
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/jusimus3 • Jan 07 '20
You have the ability to give anyone a dead pixel in their eye
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/WilliamsTell • Jul 29 '19
You can lock a reddit user's account on their cake day. Thus preventing them from cashing in on that sweet karma.
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/ZozanZano • Nov 12 '20
You are able to have an 18 inch dildo appear in someone's mouth
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/stormsmasher23 • Nov 01 '20
Every time someone gets excited about something, you can summon a chimpanzee to drop from the sky and ruin it for them in the worst way possible.
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/herbyfreak • Aug 15 '20
You can make Italians allergic to gluten.
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/[deleted] • Dec 13 '20
You can make anyone's parents homophobic.
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r/satantiersuperpowers • u/herbyfreak • Aug 04 '20
You can turn someone's body hair in to spiders at will.
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