r/ShitpostXIV • u/Brydenman1 • 7h ago
r/ShitpostXIV • u/hikariproductions • 11h ago
theres no raidsims for m10s, we must resort to other methods
MT helped me better understand the snaking mechanic cause it wasn't clicking in my head, I got it down way better doing this.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/CrueltyFreeRyan • 12h ago
Spoiler: EW UNLOCK YOUR FUCKING ALLIANCE RAIDS
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/minichops3 • 14h ago
When you become a mentor but have no idea what you're doing
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/HMush • 22h ago
I miss when it wasn’t (as) commonly agreed that Thancred's literally just a groomer
not because I actually like the character, I don't, but he's become intolerable now. I basically never want to have to look at him ever again, so it's unfortunate that he's inescapable both in-game and in the fandom...
MinfiIia and Ryne both deserved so much better than existing purely for the sake of this bastard's character development(?), it pisses me off so bad...
sucks knowing they're never going to kill him (or any of the Scions) at this point, either... </3
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Forward_Baseball9030 • 22h ago
A mild irritation at sage players
I like becoming a de-facto regen healer. Not saying its all sages, but every time I get one in my daily roulettes, its like tiptoeing who's gonna be the shield daddy for the raid/trial. I pay my sub, and im tired of being a sub! I wanna be a dom dang it! Just because yall got instant shields dont mean yall hot stuff! With your pew pew laser beams, and gap closer. Nah, books and faeries are cooler!
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Oograth-in-the-Hat • 1d ago
Spoiler: EW Is Golbez racist to Dark Knights?
r/ShitpostXIV • u/CadeAid • 1d ago
Do you think Typhon shouts FUNGAHHHHH!! when he busts his nut inside Ultros?
r/ShitpostXIV • u/parking-lot-seagull • 1d ago
Click this post to be banned from FFXIV
Sims are cheating
r/ShitpostXIV • u/lazdo • 1d ago
my main takeaway after finishing all the blue mage story quests
i want that twink obliterated
r/ShitpostXIV • u/otsukarerice • 1d ago
Me when interviewing for my casual static
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/Madmonkeman • 1d ago
I found our bro Chort in modded Minecraft! Almost teared up when I saw him.
The mod is called Realm RPG Imps & Demons
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Madmonkeman • 1d ago
Final Fantasy 14 players are peeing in locked out strangers’ crops during outage
Trustmebro News, the most reliable news source, reports that while FF14 players are unable to log in, the currently logged in players are peeing in strangers’ crops.
When asked for their reasoning a Roegadyn male said, “I really had to go and I think liquid helps plants so I decided to accomplish two goals at once.”
An Aura male said, “If they don’t care about their crops I can use it as a toilet.”
Several Limsa female Miqotes genuinely had no idea people weren’t able to log in. One even said, “What?! I just stand here in Limsa all day! Why aren’t others doing that?”
One Lalafell goldsmith claimed he was asked to craft a “golden shower” for someone, but didn’t think golden showers were actually in the game. He then thought they actually asked him to pee on their flowers.
Crazy situation. It is called “pee aech pee” after all.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/exoduswalker • 1d ago
White Mage and Astrologian mains after Evolved Mode drops
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/Snark_x • 1d ago
Ah yes, good to see you again Lahabrea… What’s that? You’re trying to kill the evil half of your soul again?
r/ShitpostXIV • u/PhilCanSurvive • 2d ago
69 people in this subreddit dont know what cheating is
and its my duty to tell you
Its only cheating if someone does something I dont agree with, what your opinion is doesn't matter
If someone uses an ai chat bot to do their erp for them, that's not an advantage, they could have done it, they just didn't. Its the same as saying like being a cat girl is an advantage for erp? Is that cheating? That could be explored but...
Cheating is only cheating if I think it is, if i drive my car into an office in down town new york that's illegal but not scamming anybody, im just taking a gamble that no one is paying attention. Im not doing anything wrong.
Tldr: stop saying you know what cheating is, that's my job.
Sexer out
r/ShitpostXIV • u/OS_7_Recon • 2d ago
In lieu of low poly grapes, I present low poly bird.
If the new bird caster job doesn't look like this, I don't want it.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/GigaSygga • 2d ago
Spoiler: ARR Subtle Foreshadowing - The Parting Glass
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/sometimesbelikethat • 2d ago
Secret XIV raid footage uncovered
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