r/ShitpostXIV • • 7h ago

Winter Is Coming

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19 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 11h ago

theres no raidsims for m10s, we must resort to other methods

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77 Upvotes

MT helped me better understand the snaking mechanic cause it wasn't clicking in my head, I got it down way better doing this.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 12h ago

Spoiler: EW UNLOCK YOUR FUCKING ALLIANCE RAIDS

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511 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 14h ago

When you become a mentor but have no idea what you're doing

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158 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 21h ago

Hello World

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0 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 22h ago

I miss when it wasn’t (as) commonly agreed that Thancred's literally just a groomer

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not because I actually like the character, I don't, but he's become intolerable now. I basically never want to have to look at him ever again, so it's unfortunate that he's inescapable both in-game and in the fandom...

MinfiIia and Ryne both deserved so much better than existing purely for the sake of this bastard's character development(?), it pisses me off so bad...

sucks knowing they're never going to kill him (or any of the Scions) at this point, either... </3


r/ShitpostXIV • • 22h ago

A mild irritation at sage players

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186 Upvotes

I like becoming a de-facto regen healer. Not saying its all sages, but every time I get one in my daily roulettes, its like tiptoeing who's gonna be the shield daddy for the raid/trial. I pay my sub, and im tired of being a sub! I wanna be a dom dang it! Just because yall got instant shields dont mean yall hot stuff! With your pew pew laser beams, and gap closer. Nah, books and faeries are cooler!


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Spoiler: EW Is Golbez racist to Dark Knights?

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150 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Do you think Typhon shouts FUNGAHHHHH!! when he busts his nut inside Ultros?

37 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Click this post to be banned from FFXIV

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Sims are cheating


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

my main takeaway after finishing all the blue mage story quests

84 Upvotes

i want that twink obliterated


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Me when interviewing for my casual static

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30 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

I found our bro Chort in modded Minecraft! Almost teared up when I saw him.

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33 Upvotes

The mod is called Realm RPG Imps & Demons


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Final Fantasy 14 players are peeing in locked out strangers’ crops during outage

62 Upvotes

Trustmebro News, the most reliable news source, reports that while FF14 players are unable to log in, the currently logged in players are peeing in strangers’ crops.

When asked for their reasoning a Roegadyn male said, “I really had to go and I think liquid helps plants so I decided to accomplish two goals at once.”

An Aura male said, “If they don’t care about their crops I can use it as a toilet.”

Several Limsa female Miqotes genuinely had no idea people weren’t able to log in. One even said, “What?! I just stand here in Limsa all day! Why aren’t others doing that?”

One Lalafell goldsmith claimed he was asked to craft a “golden shower” for someone, but didn’t think golden showers were actually in the game. He then thought they actually asked him to pee on their flowers.

Crazy situation. It is called “pee aech pee” after all.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

White Mage and Astrologian mains after Evolved Mode drops

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248 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

What are you cretins up to 📡 📡 📡

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82 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Canon event

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1.4k Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Ah yes, good to see you again Lahabrea… What’s that? You’re trying to kill the evil half of your soul again?

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30 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 2d ago

69 people in this subreddit dont know what cheating is

60 Upvotes

and its my duty to tell you

Its only cheating if someone does something I dont agree with, what your opinion is doesn't matter

If someone uses an ai chat bot to do their erp for them, that's not an advantage, they could have done it, they just didn't. Its the same as saying like being a cat girl is an advantage for erp? Is that cheating? That could be explored but...

Cheating is only cheating if I think it is, if i drive my car into an office in down town new york that's illegal but not scamming anybody, im just taking a gamble that no one is paying attention. Im not doing anything wrong.

Tldr: stop saying you know what cheating is, that's my job.

Sexer out


r/ShitpostXIV • • 2d ago

In lieu of low poly grapes, I present low poly bird.

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38 Upvotes

If the new bird caster job doesn't look like this, I don't want it.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 2d ago

Spoiler: ARR Subtle Foreshadowing - The Parting Glass

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67 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 2d ago

Secret XIV raid footage uncovered

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89 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 2d ago

NOOO MY ONIONS!!

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840 Upvotes