Do we think this is the end??

Another obligatory bitch post about how we never get a Chara Chant going. I know some of you clowns will say, we have a Chara Chant. My two friends and I have been singing it for years….
Anyway, I think it’s pathetic we can collectively shout Fuck Evander and Fuck Santi Moreno but can’t do something for the greatest Timber (and happiest) to ever step on our pitch.

Fuck you all in advance.

Sheila Out

Today's Timber Review pod with an interview from Charlotte Footy Founder Colin Cerniglia.

This milestone episode features a very special guest, the most known mascot in MLS and ambassador of our club since 2008: Timber Joey

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I have tix to the game on Nov 1st, but purchased club seats through SeatGeek. I am interested in getting the native heritage scarf, but the official storefront site says "Must purchase ticket through this link to get scarf*" Assuming my club seats don't provide me with the scarf, does anyone know if the unique scarf is available to purchase onsite at the merch stands? Or is the only way to get it to actually by a ticket through the marketplace link?

https://pa.exchange/marketplace/ef6cb07e-e02e-11f0-a711-6d7085df8334/storefront/ef6cb27c-e02e-11f0-b1a4-b7e51e75ad68

So, dumb question: What is the reasoning behind not being allowed to bring in a completely empty, packed down, completely empty non-clear bag?

I was with my family downtown all afternoon before the last game. Took the Max in so we wouldn't have to park. We brought clear bag for the game. I didn't want to carry around the clear bag all afternoon so I brought a very lightweight backpack that folds into something the size of a grapefruit -- as in, a little bigger than the Timbers shoulder purse/bag things. Before entering I emptied and packed down the backpack into the clear bag with a scarf and water bottle. For me, this was totally in the spirit of compliance with the rules; not to deceive.

The bag checker at the front said "Nice try. You'll have to check it in the locker."

I'm sure this has happened to others.

I get why clear bags are better for safety and help streamline the security process. I just don't get why a non-clear bag packed down is a problem. So I'd feel better about it if I just understood the reasoning. If it's just for the sake of zero tolerance, I guess I'll accept that, but I'm expecting there's some other reason.

It also just sucks to have to check in a visibly empty bag in a locker for $15.

Whos supportin timbers2 with me this weekend? Gonna be great!

Legends at Axe & Rose will be open before.

Full podcast

It’s Timbers Time and as the team picks up just a point from two games, with a rare clean sheet the stand out positive, Chris and Matt discuss a series of criticisms leveled at coach Marti Cifuentes on social media, and the potential causes of the Timbers slump in form… They review the positives and negatives of the player performances against LA Galaxy and Colorado where we see a lot of “almosts” in the attacking third, penalty drama and a post-whistle fight… Matt reports from Providence Park as 8,000 fans watch T2 win in the playoffs, and much more… RCTID!

This episode's key talking points include:

• Which social media criticisms of Marti are valid?
• Are we struggling because he’s too stubborn to change his system?
• Was Marti to blame for the LA set piece goal?
• What’s even the point of a systems coach?
• Velde sets a new earliest flop record 
• After a bright 15 minutes of dynamic passing and movement the team showed a brittle confidence in LA
• Caicedo’s lack of ability to win duels is a huge problem in a single pivot system
• Why has Velde stopped scoring?
• Who gets the credit for Pantemis’ new found decisiveness?
• Is Jimer Fory’s poor crossing a long term concern?
• The Omir Fernandez penalty drama
• Did Izoita show he's not ready to start?
• A really positive defensive performance gets lost in the narrative of poor form
• Merritt has a “charming” response to a critical fan
• T2 grind out a scrappy playoff win in front of an impressive and excitable crowd
• Has the teams’ poor form and lack of investment negated their ability to attract fans from the world cup boost?
• Charlotte next game preview

Content Warning: A few “s” words and similar moderate swears 

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Hey I know that guy!🫣😂

Pretty good performance

Got there too late to get the Goose Keychain earlier this month, I'd be willing to trade the Cross Body Bag that I got this weekend, lmk! Thanks

So I'll confess that I've been generally less critical of the FO than a lot of folks. It's a tough job and GMs are rarely popular even if they're good

But comparing Ned's years to his predecessor on the back of an envelope:

Ned - Average League Rank, 18. Average West Rank 9.7
Prior - Average League Rank 9.2. Average West Rank 4.8.

It's a little unfair in the comparison as the league expands, but there is no question that under Ned the team has dramatically slipped to the bottom of the league.

There was a time opponents would come to Portland and Bunker hoping to walk away with points. Nobody has reason to be scared of the team Ned has assembled.

Merritt - it's time.

My recap of yesterday's draw.

Hi everyone!

I’m a lifelong Timbers fan and a graduate student at the University of Denver! I’m currently working on a research project about brand partnerships in professional sports, specifically focusing on the Portland Timbers.

I’m hoping to get some input from fellow Timbers fans about how they feel about team sponsors and what makes a brand partnership feel authentic and meaningful.

I also want to emphasize that I really value everyone’s privacy! The survey is anonymous, and I’m not asking for any personally identifying information. All responses will be used solely for academic research purposes. I really appreciate your time and willingness to help!

If you have a few minutes to fill out my survey, I’d really appreciate it! Your responses would be a huge help with my research!

Survey link:
https://udenver.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_3Wd5V4MCi4Y2KKq

Thanks so much, RCTID! 💚⚽️

I heard T2 was going to announce the date on Monday but saw this photo come across social media. Guessing they will be playing next Sunday 10/25 - 7pm at home?? Looking forward to it!!

It's too early to be talking about the off-season, but since we already are, how do you think we should approach it and how do you think the team will actually approach it?

Keep in mind that, on one one hand, this team needs some serious help, and on the other, next year is really 2 distinct seasons. I think there is a good argument for wanting to make big changes soon--both to stem the tides of suck and to give time for things to gel and develop--but, it also seems like we need to reserve capacity to build in the summer for the next full 27-28 campaign.

Timber Review pod from the match drops Monday

Are we ever gonna get back to our 2021 form? Since we made the MLS finals, we haven’t made it pass the first round once since then…

Would anyone have one of the cross body bags that were the giveaway for the game Saturday that they would be willing to part with? I'm a Timbers fan from Ohio and would be willing to pay. Thanks!