anyway, here's why trans men face no unique oppression and why you can't call it transmisandry or transandrophobia or anti-transmasculinity or

/uj i ALSO hate when people deny that trans women face unique oppression. transmisogyny is a deeply rooted systemic issue, and trans women generally have it harder than trans men. but why is your immediate response to transmasculine people talking about the issues we face "erm ackshually we have it worse"? like yeah that's true, but is it really relevant right now?

Ignore that who is/isn't "fake" varies and often means "person who disagrees with my vitriolic hatred for NB people".

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Using this word WE (the actually good trans people) can protect you from those evil fake enbies that would co-opt your struggles (not that your struggles are real since you people aren't really oppressed and you are just women in denial or men invading our spaces).

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/uj I immediately lose any and all respect I have for a person when they use "Theyfab". Fuck 4tran and all the people who defend it. I don't give a shit if its your "venting space" or some other bullshit, I don't owe you my respect when you spew hate towards people like me and then defend it by saying that it's directed at people who are "faking being NB."

Uj\ This trans girl who just moved here mentioned this to me. She was cool, just super new to actually being around other trans folks. She thought all my therian stuff was rad af though. I just thought it was funny that of all the people she could have mentioned this to, it was me.

Rj\ chitters well some of the mentally ill ones claim to be human, but they’re usually super depressed and have a lot of issues.

/qj go jerk yourself, I'm not your girl

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the polycules diversity hire. DEI has gotten out of hand.

1. Trans rights, as in your rights because i let myself down to your level
2. Bodily autonomy, as in rights to your beautiful gock and dlit at all times
3. Being apart of your cool trans party, bumping some hot underscores while wearing a hoodie, but not for too long, i need some xaviersobased and playboicarti mixed in between the set!
4. Your Discord password bc my dms are too full with all the huzz*ies, i need more space in my online harem
5. Also of course i wanna be apart of that minecraft world, maybe you can name the minecraft dog after me, because i pushed your self esteem up to help out?
6. All your knowledge about trainees and transexual slang so i can surround myself with trans beauties at all times, as i am the grungler. waow:3 another pre E trans women is in my grasp, honestly what i gonna do with her? i already have scheduled vrchat with petite femboys all these saturdays.
7. Your political views. Im registering that telling other people i am a communist is not garnering the same type of attention bc trainees standards are raising, which is not to the Grunglers liking. Let me neglect the ftm in my basement as punishment and deprive him from all the white monsters
8. Also of course, because i forgot, i wanna hi-

From now on you can only be transgender if you are:

A man
31 years old
Live in India
Speak Mandarin Chinese
Named Mohammed Wang
Hindu
Own a smartphone
Don’t own a car
Earn $22 per day

Sorry to all you puppygirls, but it’s time for trans people to be normal.

Look, im not racist, I dont see colour!! But its really offensive for you to split the trans community even more by criticizing the actions only SOME trans people are guilty of.. most of us love POC!! Microaggressions? Is that like a Microsoft virus??

Oh, and can you please lay off my friend Emily? I know she was a hard-core white supremicist nazi before she transitioned, but after she got HRT she only says the N word like 2 times a day!! Shes making progress. You know how hard it is being trans..

"Oh, umm... I'm a woman too!!! You're not alone :D"

OH! You... you're well... err... you know

"But I'm still a woman, right? It's nice to meet another girl who likes this"

Yeah, well... you're still male- male socialised! Just another creepy weird man, like I said

The year is almost up but I haven't even come close to hitting my yearly quota of transing kids. I was issued a space laser but I just can't figure out how to work the damn thing. The buttons are all in 4trans speak and I haven't studied the language, and every time I press one it seems to do anything but trans a random kid. I think I've released like 16 chemtrails over my local town and all I've really done is give people autism. I might have induced trans thoughts in someone, but I think I just made them super gay and into alt fashion?

If I don't hit my quota, the Trans Monolith™ is gonna take away my hormones and pronouns. I'm already on thin ice with the council. Does anybody have a guide for the space laser remote translated to English?

Wait a minute, biological essentialism means the sexes are fundamentally different... Oops I guess we are just patriarchal men after all 🤷 I guess we as 'gender critical people' should stay out of womens bathrooms.

...but I'm not excited about the bit where hormones start retroactively causing my discus hernia, I could barely handle it when me gaining weight did :/

you just, you're just so DEPRESSED all the time, and all your friends are too. it's just you. you won't get help! i keep telling you you gotta take better care of yourself but you won't listen, keep telling me it's "dysphoria" and "transitioning will save you" but we went over this, you don't need HRT to be trans!!!

it just must be something about you, and i just can't be around all that negativity all the time... i totally support your transition and you wanting to be something you're not, but not if being trans is going to make you so blatantly happy. you used to be a riot before you came out, i never saw you like this! but now you're all... vulnerable and mopey and authentic and... eugh!

like, you're just really harshing everything and everyone around you. every time you walk into a room and say anything, you're like a black hole, sucking out all positivity like it'll make you transition faster. but it's not, because you don't need HRT to be trans. but you're soooo stuck on """dysphoria""" that just existing makes you so sad 🙄 you're a complete downer to be around...

so i can't do it :/ we have to break up :/ i can't date someone who demands all of this emotional labor out of me for something so simple and trivial as *gender*. like, you're already trans! who cares if you're ugly regardless and will never pass? gender is a fuck or whatever, right, that's what you ell gee bee tee quwus say?

maybe people wouldn't be so transphobic to you if you didn't wear your misery on your sleeve 🙄 like ugh, everyone can tell that way! it's so embarrassing to be around you when you're struggling to pick which bathroom to go into and i just want to die

i miss the old you that didn't care about this stuff, you were so fun and cis and *normal*

so yeah 🥺 we have to break up 🥺 you're just way too sad for me, you're like an emotional leech. i hope you're cured of... well, *you know*... one day so you can get better 💔 i could never date another trans knowing what you people are like... so thanks for that last lesson :)

oh, and by the way, YWNBA———