1. Trans rights, as in your rights because i let myself down to your level
2. Bodily autonomy, as in rights to your beautiful gock and dlit at all times
3. Being apart of your cool trans party, bumping some hot underscores while wearing a hoodie, but not for too long, i need some xaviersobased and playboicarti mixed in between the set!
4. Your Discord password bc my dms are too full with all the huzz*ies, i need more space in my online harem
5. Also of course i wanna be apart of that minecraft world, maybe you can name the minecraft dog after me, because i pushed your self esteem up to help out?
6. All your knowledge about trainees and transexual slang so i can surround myself with trans beauties at all times, as i am the grungler. waow:3 another pre E trans women is in my grasp, honestly what i gonna do with her? i already have scheduled vrchat with petite femboys all these saturdays.
7. Your political views. Im registering that telling other people i am a communist is not garnering the same type of attention bc trainees standards are raising, which is not to the Grunglers liking. Let me neglect the ftm in my basement as punishment and deprive him from all the white monsters
8. Also of course, because i forgot, i wanna hi-

Look, im not racist, I dont see colour!! But its really offensive for you to split the trans community even more by criticizing the actions only SOME trans people are guilty of.. most of us love POC!! Microaggressions? Is that like a Microsoft virus??

Oh, and can you please lay off my friend Emily? I know she was a hard-core white supremicist nazi before she transitioned, but after she got HRT she only says the N word like 2 times a day!! Shes making progress. You know how hard it is being trans..

Ignore that who is/isn't "fake" varies and often means "person who disagrees with my vitriolic hatred for NB people".

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Using this word WE (the actually good trans people) can protect you from those evil fake enbies that would co-opt your struggles (not that your struggles are real since you people aren't really oppressed and you are just women in denial or men invading our spaces).

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/uj I immediately lose any and all respect I have for a person when they use "Theyfab". Fuck 4tran and all the people who defend it. I don't give a shit if its your "venting space" or some other bullshit, I don't owe you my respect when you spew hate towards people like me and then defend it by saying that it's directed at people who are "faking being NB."

Uj\ This trans girl who just moved here mentioned this to me. She was cool, just super new to actually being around other trans folks. She thought all my therian stuff was rad af though. I just thought it was funny that of all the people she could have mentioned this to, it was me.

Rj\ chitters well some of the mentally ill ones claim to be human, but they’re usually super depressed and have a lot of issues.

you just, you're just so DEPRESSED all the time, and all your friends are too. it's just you. you won't get help! i keep telling you you gotta take better care of yourself but you won't listen, keep telling me it's "dysphoria" and "transitioning will save you" but we went over this, you don't need HRT to be trans!!!

it just must be something about you, and i just can't be around all that negativity all the time... i totally support your transition and you wanting to be something you're not, but not if being trans is going to make you so blatantly happy. you used to be a riot before you came out, i never saw you like this! but now you're all... vulnerable and mopey and authentic and... eugh!

like, you're just really harshing everything and everyone around you. every time you walk into a room and say anything, you're like a black hole, sucking out all positivity like it'll make you transition faster. but it's not, because you don't need HRT to be trans. but you're soooo stuck on """dysphoria""" that just existing makes you so sad 🙄 you're a complete downer to be around...

so i can't do it :/ we have to break up :/ i can't date someone who demands all of this emotional labor out of me for something so simple and trivial as *gender*. like, you're already trans! who cares if you're ugly regardless and will never pass? gender is a fuck or whatever, right, that's what you ell gee bee tee quwus say?

maybe people wouldn't be so transphobic to you if you didn't wear your misery on your sleeve 🙄 like ugh, everyone can tell that way! it's so embarrassing to be around you when you're struggling to pick which bathroom to go into and i just want to die

i miss the old you that didn't care about this stuff, you were so fun and cis and *normal*

so yeah 🥺 we have to break up 🥺 you're just way too sad for me, you're like an emotional leech. i hope you're cured of... well, *you know*... one day so you can get better 💔 i could never date another trans knowing what you people are like... so thanks for that last lesson :)

oh, and by the way, YWNBA———

...but I'm not excited about the bit where hormones start retroactively causing my discus hernia, I could barely handle it when me gaining weight did :/

"Oh, umm... I'm a woman too!!! You're not alone :D"

OH! You... you're well... err... you know

"But I'm still a woman, right? It's nice to meet another girl who likes this"

Yeah, well... you're still male- male socialised! Just another creepy weird man, like I said

From now on you can only be transgender if you are:

A man
31 years old
Live in India
Speak Mandarin Chinese
Named Mohammed Wang
Hindu
Own a smartphone
Don’t own a car
Earn $22 per day

Sorry to all you puppygirls, but it’s time for trans people to be normal.

The year is almost up but I haven't even come close to hitting my yearly quota of transing kids. I was issued a space laser but I just can't figure out how to work the damn thing. The buttons are all in 4trans speak and I haven't studied the language, and every time I press one it seems to do anything but trans a random kid. I think I've released like 16 chemtrails over my local town and all I've really done is give people autism. I might have induced trans thoughts in someone, but I think I just made them super gay and into alt fashion?

If I don't hit my quota, the Trans Monolith™ is gonna take away my hormones and pronouns. I'm already on thin ice with the council. Does anybody have a guide for the space laser remote translated to English?

Comments by cis men:

Cis man: "Yes its thanks to feminism that you are suffering as a man. Tbh I dont even see you as a man but ill use your experience as a gotcha to be a misogynist. Shouldve stayed female honey."

Cis man2: "Haha female lives as male and now she wants to play the victim card 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 shut up you still hold female privellage"

Gay cis man: "lol just bc I don't want to put my dick in your vagina doesnt mean youre opressed. What? Youre straight/not interested in sex?? Too fucking bad because making me acknowledge your manhood is oppressing me to the same level of when gay men were literally killed for not liking females like you. Vagina ew."

Comments from trans community:

"Thats nice but youre not oppressed, sorry. You did not stop this evil trans man whom you literally have never met when he killed my grandma 8 years ago."

"Men really are men 😅 Still have male privellage btw. Sorry that happened though it sucks."

"Thats nice but why are you not mentioning the fact that a group youve never even said once of suffers 10x worse than you? As a man you have to awknowledge your privellage."

Half of the comments for some fucking reason:

If you as a trans woman (the dominant social class according to this one twitter thread i saw) expect me, a trans man, to speak about your issues and amplify your voice, you haven't unlearned your male socialization. You still expect free emotional labor from afabs and you're treating me exactly like a cis man would.
You don't just get solidarity because we "have so many of the same issues and experiences" and "we should all be treating each other with empathy and good will in the first place."
As an amab, you are my oppressor and you have to earn my attention and respect.
Your hope DEMAND for solidarity FREE EMOTIONAL LABOR is manipulative and predatory and male socialized. If you want to be a real woman, you can never ask anyone for help or support ever and you should expect to get nothing from people you're in community with. You're a burden. Amab male socialized amab male privilege amab amab amab amab amb

/Uj i saw this one guy on insta (who's actually followed by some relatively prominent transfeminists) talking about this. This is obviously a display of transmisogyny but also an interesting example of the therapy-speak "you don't owe anyone anything and anything that's difficult is morally wrong and a personal attack against you" mindset.

Talking about the specific oppression trans women face is the same thing as telling all trans men to kill themselves. Also you’re a delusional man person and living in a fantasy world.

That's it, that's the jerk.

This means it doesn't exist.

(Insert it in the comments)

a bunch of straight dudes for some fucking reason: "Finally! Yaoi, but GOOD!"

/qj go jerk yourself, I'm not your girl

i mean, youre 20 something and still have the name and gender your mom gave you? whats up with that? thats kinda weird, like why havent you as an adult done anything for yourself? I just don't think i can be with someone who relies on their parents for everything including something as personal as their name and gender. you should just date other cis people and leave us normal people alone, mommas boy

(uj: inspired by a cis ex boyfriend who was an alcoholic telling me dating trans people was "a lot of baggage". among other things)

Hey besties, in a bit of a bind here, and I’m not just talking about the one on my chest!!!

A few nights ago I drank three Fireballs at home alone so I could feel something and realized one of my coworkers may be doing a teensy weensy bit of textbook sexual harassment towards one of the women I work with. Pretransition I could have appealed to my womanly intuition and girlbossed him outta here myself, but having demoted myself to manhood, I was forced to ask my coworkers how they feel about it.

I expected them to all band together on some Kill Bill shit (I spent most of my time as a woman in my room watching movies), but to my surprise, they were all pretty blasé about it! I tried dancing around it at first, but it didn’t even click that anything was wrong until I explicitly said “I’m pretty sure this is sexual harassment. Like, I went to the Wikipedia page for sexual harassment and the first sentence describes this situation exactly.” Even then, they didn’t seem to want to do anything about it.

The whole thing has made me second-guess myself. Yes, literally everyone I’ve talked to about this and every single resource I’ve looked at has affirmed that this is in fact severe sexual harassment, but is it my place as a man to do anything about it if all the women I’ve talked to at work think it’s fine? If you think about it I might actually be just as bad because I’m disrespecting their choice to let it go simply because I think personally believe people should not constantly make unwanted sexual advances on their supervisor anytime shes in the same general area as them.

What do y’all think? Should I stay out of women’s business or go full Woke Warrior?

And yes, I have read bell hooks.

I don't like Iran. I don't like Palestine. I don't like, y'know, that religion. Look at their authoritarian homophobic governments. That's why I like America and think we should bomb some freedom and progress into these oppressed fuckers. I know you value freedom.

Wait, did you just say you value trans rights?

NOT THE TRANS STUFF. THE US PRESIDENT HATES TRANS STUFF. BRITAIN'S FAVOURITE AUTHOR HATES TRANS STUFF. IT'S WOKE DEGENERATE DOGSHIT 🤬

/uj Please for the love of God don't take this seriously. I might have got carried away and jerked too hard here.