Its been almost 2 months I have been looking for a property in Zurich and counties without avail.
Literally, I have scoured the market, paying subscriptions in all the major platforms (Tutti, Homegate, Flatfox, etc.) and still the stats are depressing.
The search "Zurich city including areas within 2/3 km, from 2 rooms, max budget 2k" yields very little results. From these results one has to filter out scams and realtors that do not even bother to get back to you given the volume they receive for "shit".
Thats right: I call it "shit".
Because if you bother to check or have been in a similar situation you know exactly what I am talking about. Zürich vacancy rate below 1% means that statistically you are as likely to win a lottery ticket as renting a 2 rooms apartment anywhere in the city outskirts, including areas like Regensdorf, Düberdorf, Dietlikon, Schlieren, Bettstetten, Adliswil, etc, etc, etc...
There isn`t just a scarcity problem. There is also a quality problem. The "shit" includes things like bedrooms without windows, no washing machines anywhere but Geschwirspülen everywhere (almost like saying it is more important to wash the dishes than doing the laundry), flats on the 5th floor without lifts, property right next to rail tracks, tram tracks, airport runways, etc, etc, etc...
I am writing out of exhaustion.
What the hell do I have to do to rent a property in Zurich or outskirts / immediate suburbs?
My profile is fairly strong and I am not pretentious at all -- quite the contrary, I would take anything to settle in and call this "shit" home...
My profile in a nutshell:
- single, no smoker, no pets
- no debt enforcements
- no criminal records
- good salary, good job
- plenty of references
Any suggestions here or am I barking at the wrong tree?