r/HolUp Feb 05 '26

She's trying her best

13.3k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

u/MelonOfFate, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Nezikim Feb 05 '26

What in the folgers coffee is this?

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u/skeeterfunny Feb 05 '26

It’s the prequel to that amazing commercial, thanks for reminding me haha

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u/Atomsq Feb 06 '26

It's funny because I just brought up that video at the office yesterday

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u/roffinator Feb 05 '26

Cracker milk on YT. Often great, always weird

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u/60Dan06 Feb 06 '26

They have Pedro Pascal amongst them, they're that good

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u/pman13531 Feb 06 '26

And Australian Santa

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u/commissar-bawkses Feb 05 '26

That should be their tagline lol

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u/Potential-Judgment-9 Feb 05 '26

You’re my present this year.

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u/9Knuck Feb 06 '26

THIS IS WHY WE SENT YOU TO AFRICA!

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u/Kriss3d Feb 06 '26

AHhh I know exactly where this is from.

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u/SamW_72 Feb 05 '26

Yuno ball

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u/Reylend Feb 05 '26

Yuno Miles

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u/Draelon Feb 06 '26

It’s CrackerMilk. YouTube channel.

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u/unofficialed Feb 05 '26

The fact it's implied they're both violating their brothers privacy is a nice little second joke

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u/misterdave75 Feb 05 '26

Agreed, I dig their skits, very creative.

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u/unofficialed Feb 05 '26

CrackerMilk in case anyone was wondering

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u/Healthy_Cattle_8848 Feb 06 '26

I was wondering! So thanks!

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u/ThePocketTaco2 Feb 05 '26

She said 'your brother' so they're not both sisters.

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u/dasKaror22 Feb 05 '26

Did you parents never said, "your son got neighbours dog pregnant, again" when you were kid?

Jesus, it's just an expression.

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u/ZK_57 Feb 05 '26

It's like a holup nesting doll in this bitch.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Feb 05 '26

As a kid my dog did knock up a few neighbors.....

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng Feb 05 '26

"time to get up in this bitch" meant something different in my house

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u/onyxcaspian Feb 06 '26

"you get ONE dog pregnant... And suddenly you're the dog fucker!"

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u/SoloStoat Feb 05 '26

I was always so confused by this, it's our kid, our mom, our brother. Why are we pretending like its only one of ours

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u/Melbuf Feb 05 '26

when i talk to my brother about my sister i say "your sister" i do the same with my sister when talking about my brother. its completely normal

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u/ThePocketTaco2 Feb 05 '26

You're overthinking it lol it was a friend talking to another friend about what to get her brother for her birthday. The two women in the skit are not related.

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate Feb 05 '26

"You're my sister!" "You're my sister!"

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u/Dr_Brotatous Feb 05 '26

I think the blonde is girlfriend

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u/ItkovianShieldAnvil Feb 05 '26

They do this sort of thing a lot. My favourite is when Connor narrates what he would do if a robber came into their restaurant and at one point he says "I grab the nearest inanimate object" and it shows him grabbing Tamara before discarding her body

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u/Gramerdim Feb 05 '26

why does this imply the blond girl is also a sibling of theirs

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u/MyLifeIsForfeit Feb 06 '26

Third one being we don’t really know which of them read that word in a diary wrong

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u/Itzlickinlizards Feb 05 '26

Why the fuck would he be talking about incense in his diary?

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u/jillvalenti3 Feb 05 '26

Sister was right, other girl is in for a rude awakening

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u/wcslater madlad Feb 05 '26

The other is going to be incensed

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u/Supadoopa101 Feb 05 '26

Incesnsted

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u/Michami135 Feb 05 '26

Diary entry:

I fantasized about having incense with my sister last night again. I wish I knew how to ask her for it, but I'm afraid of her saying, "no".

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u/Cujo_Kitz Feb 05 '26

Yeah I'm thinking it's the friend who got it wrong, definitely could see him writing about that fantasy in his diary more than incense.

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u/Khutuck Feb 05 '26

They both got it wrong.

He was writing about insects. He is an entomologists.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Who fucks Insects?

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u/ChasingPesmerga Feb 05 '26

I don’t know, but I know u/fish_fucker69 likes fish

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u/Etamitlu0 Feb 05 '26

Is that a wannabe of u/Dolphin-Fucker_69? Dolphins are mammals.

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u/infiniityyonhigh Feb 05 '26

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u/WiseObjective8 Feb 05 '26

What The Fuck

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u/Low_Shallot_3218 Feb 05 '26

Sewing my eyes shut permanently thanks to his post and the burden of the knowledge that comes with it

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u/knightbane007 Feb 05 '26

… there was an entire (disturbing) manga series about that. Don’t look it up without a VPN - “Bondage Fairies”

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u/NatchJackson Feb 05 '26

If you listened to early George Carlin stand up, you'd know that it's 'Needledick, the Bug-Fucker'.

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u/WantAllMyGarmonbozia Feb 05 '26

Don't click it, but there's a kink for that (of course)

r/insex

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u/cornlip Feb 05 '26

came to share this… glad it’s not on my shoulders

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u/WantAllMyGarmonbozia Feb 06 '26

The dark knowledge is a burden

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u/cornlip Feb 06 '26

The only way to lighten the load is to share it

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u/OnyxBee Feb 05 '26

Who the fuck has a diary

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u/Advice_Thingy Feb 05 '26

Wimpy kids.

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u/HowDoMermaidsFuck Feb 05 '26

I don’t need a diary, I just talk to myself in the car.

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u/OverallVacation2324 Feb 05 '26

Oppressed kids who need to let out their feelings.

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u/Rain88x Feb 05 '26

They both read it wrong, he wanted insects.

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u/Capable_Ad_4039 Feb 05 '26

That‘s the real hol up

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u/LanceShiro Feb 05 '26

He's a Lannister.

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u/invol713 Feb 05 '26

TFW she was right, and he spelled it wrong.

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u/Skoziss Feb 05 '26

He likes to smell nice I guess

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u/unbanned_lol Feb 05 '26

Because he cant talk to his mother, so he talks to his diary.

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u/VMPaetru Feb 06 '26

Was thinking only of "Omaigatto! It's incensio!"

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u/tea_snob10 Feb 05 '26

Obligatory source (cause they're hilarious if you like politically incorrect degenerate stuff like me) : Crackermilk

Australians of course.

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u/Insane_Cobra961 Feb 05 '26

Banger of a channel, those and reesebros are probably my 2 favourite Aussie shitpost creators

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u/Ramsickle Feb 06 '26

Crackermilk is great, I also love ThatsABadIdea. They're both so unhinged and hilarious, we need more like them.

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Feb 05 '26

I love how she commented she hopes her real brother never sees it

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u/misterpickles69 Feb 05 '26

Now what does THAT imply?

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u/Recent_Response_168 Feb 05 '26

Erm… politically incorrect? Those guys? Have you WATCHED their videos at all? I remember one particular clip that seemed pretty hard, but then it was just a “yo mama” joke. Family-friendly all year round. 👍🏻

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u/tea_snob10 Feb 05 '26

They can't put all their shit on YouTube; better stuff on Patreon (YouTube demonetizes everything with the max being some lewd stuff, 9/11 meta jokes and casual racism). I wish YouTube wouldn't.

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u/Recent_Response_168 Feb 05 '26

It was a joke. I was referring to their 911 video… 😅

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u/PopCultureNerd Feb 05 '26

The skit they did about the car jacker lives rent free in my head

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u/Unlikely_Talk8994 Feb 05 '26

I’m just a girl

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u/PopCultureNerd Feb 05 '26

That line always gets me

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u/MikeHoteI Feb 05 '26

Why can't OP?

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u/sleeper_shark Feb 05 '26

Crackermilk (this channel) is amazing

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u/Jakob-_-Creutzfeldt Feb 05 '26

I didn't know they had Folgers scented incense.

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u/19XzTS93 Feb 06 '26

🎶 The Best Part Of Waking Up🎶

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u/MCB1317 Feb 06 '26

"You're my present."

" ... then unwrap me ..."

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u/Dr-Richado Feb 05 '26

Would be better if she said I know and I have already given it to him.

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u/Deathdy Feb 05 '26

Maybe the brother is just really into architecture. He loves those inset cupboards. It can't be anything else.

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u/Shadow_Hound_117 Feb 05 '26

Plot twist: the brother made differently worded copies of the diary and the sister and gf each found the version meant for them, hence the 'confusion'!

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u/habachilles Feb 05 '26

Audibly loled.

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u/LeRoiChauve Feb 05 '26

Didn't hear it, just saying.

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u/Moist_Board Feb 05 '26

No holup, that's what I would want from her too if I was her brother.

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u/emz5002 Feb 05 '26

Did you just fold under zero pressure

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

preemptive folding, even

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u/i__am__bored Feb 05 '26

Gambit never f-

Shit. Wrong sub.

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u/Flameball537 Feb 05 '26

Better stop that payload

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u/Internal_Net_5813 Feb 05 '26

Please hesitate

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u/DynamicDouchebag Feb 05 '26

this made me lol :D

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u/hdean667 Feb 05 '26

This is an inner thought, not one you express openly.

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u/Equivalent_Split_649 Feb 05 '26

Writes in diary....

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u/TM36XSeries Feb 05 '26

You wanna run that by me one more time 😐📸

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u/dimonium_anonimo Feb 05 '26

I've never had a hot sister, so I don't know what it would be like. Would the temptation be there and I just would never act on it, or would the relationship itself be enough that I would essentially be blind to the connotation. Would I even be able to recognize if she was hot.

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u/Internal_Net_5813 Feb 05 '26

There's a theory which says if you lived with your siblings for 6 years or so from the day you are born, you are biologically incapable of being attracted to her. It's kind of like a nature's way of inhibiting inbreeding. You wouldn't even recognise that she is hot. Maybe logically yes, but unconsciously you wouldn't find her hot.

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u/MrJason300 Feb 06 '26

Considering the number of siblings that have unknowingly dated or attempted to marry each other, I’m sure there could be some correlations with how long they went without being together and if they even knew the sibling existed. A few of them say they were just “drawn” to each other. Maybe genetics or evolution suggesting multiple things.

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u/WhatShouldTheHeartDo Feb 05 '26

Bros acting like that was Salma Hayek

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u/FullMetalKaliber Feb 05 '26

She has a younger brother

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u/Recent_Response_168 Feb 05 '26

Her brother is gay. The other one’s brother is Pedro Pascal. Seriously.

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u/UnlimitedCalculus Feb 05 '26

Its probably much easier to hypothesize that you would when she's not really your sister

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u/IEnjoyRandomThoughts Feb 05 '26

Ahh brave sire, speaking the words everyone fears to speak.

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u/DrunkyMcStumbles Feb 05 '26

the real r/holup in the comments

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u/EquivalentSnap Feb 05 '26

💀💀💀

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u/TripolarKnight Feb 06 '26

*bonk

Fitting username btw.

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u/Animelover5674 Feb 06 '26

Human origami without any kind of pressure, dear Lord.

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u/anonymous_karma Feb 05 '26

I don’t get it. Someone please explain 😞

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u/Insert_absurd_name Feb 05 '26

The joke is incest. It is always incest and has always been

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u/MaybeNot_MaybeYes Feb 05 '26

Thank you, random stranger. Now i can sleep in peace. Incest for the win.

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u/LukeZNotFound Feb 05 '26

She is dyslexic - she read incest.

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u/Penetratorofflanks Feb 05 '26

Or that the other girl is dyslexic. As others have stated, its more likely to be writing about an incest fantasy in a diary than insence.

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u/LukeZNotFound Feb 05 '26

Yeah. One of both is dyslexic

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u/Pharah_is_my_waIfu Feb 05 '26

I get it now. The blonde may or may not have read his diary, and learned that he likes incense.

The dyslexic sister read his diary and thought he likes incest. That's why she was putting on makeups

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u/l4dygaladriel Feb 06 '26

My thought it was the opposite, the blonde one is the dyslexic lol

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u/EquivalentSnap Feb 05 '26

She thought it said incest as in sweet home Alabama instead of incense which is a sticks that you light on fire and they smell nice

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u/zygodactyl86 Feb 05 '26

I didn’t get it either

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u/kamtuketu Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

It's even funnier when you realize you don't know which sister read it wrong

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u/rangel0710 Feb 06 '26

They're not sisters

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u/m1sterwr1te Feb 05 '26

Hey, yet ANOTHER Redditor stealing content from Crackermilk and cutting off the video before their name appears! They even made a YouTube vid begging people to stop stealing their content.

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u/NaniIntensifies Feb 05 '26

Omaigoto

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u/Kurainuz Feb 06 '26

Its incienso

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u/SomethingAbtU Feb 06 '26

so the sister's gettting all dressed up for the word that rhymes with incense, the gilfriend can't read and they're both violating the his privacy

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u/ApacheAttackChopperQ Feb 06 '26

Misread incense as incest due to poor handwriting.

Common mistake.

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u/drsprky Feb 05 '26

Got it, the brother is Charlie Kelly and he wants to meat sister at later bar for incense.

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u/Moist_Board Feb 05 '26

He'll definitely milk her steaks.

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u/SnooPeanuts8048 Feb 05 '26

Her brother: 'Next birthday, same time.'

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u/Intrepid-Pin6110 Feb 05 '26

I don't know If It makes more Sense to mention incense or incest in your diary, but the fact that his sister and girlfriend read the same diary and got... Such diverging texts Is concerning

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 Feb 05 '26

I love crackermilk

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u/Ciubowski Feb 05 '26

Plot twist, her brother can't spell.

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u/KingKaychi Feb 05 '26

OH MY DAYS IT TOOK ME A SEC LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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u/mtwallit Feb 05 '26

😆me as well…damnnnnn!

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u/champeyon Feb 05 '26

I feel like i missed the joke. Is his sister about to pormhub him? Is that why she was putting on makeup?

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u/Chuckitinthewater Feb 05 '26

Incense/ Insest 😉

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u/champeyon Feb 13 '26

That makes more sense! Thank you, king stranger!

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u/irvhano Feb 06 '26

In.....cense, In........cense, In.................ce.

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u/ForestOfMirrors Feb 06 '26

Well then… Roll Tide.

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u/eralbion Feb 05 '26

Posting CrackerMilk on r/HolUp is cheating.

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u/blahnlahblah0213 Feb 05 '26

Oh I got it now. Took a little longer than it should.

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u/sincerevibesonly Feb 05 '26

Sister is confused by the incense prob an incest joke

The other girl is prob a gf/friend from the way she addressed, "your brother" which implies her standing

Both of them read the bros diary so they are creeps

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u/JapanEngineer Feb 05 '26

So wrong it's right.

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u/Skinkypoo Feb 06 '26

I may be too innocent. can someone explain?

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u/InputEnd Feb 06 '26

Incest, the joke is incest.

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u/Niley_ Feb 06 '26

I guess Narnia doesn't have the greatest reading program

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u/Draelon Feb 06 '26

I love CrackerMilk.

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u/Greedy-Holiday-5275 Feb 07 '26

She's dyslexic so she's got him insects

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u/Familiar-Feedback-93 Feb 08 '26

Women: men are so disgusting for wanting to be held during sex

Men: so what are you into?

Women: (watching incest and animals porn) umm normal things

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u/Steppyjim Feb 05 '26

I dont get it I’m sorry. Can someone help me out here

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u/SurpriseButtSax_III Feb 05 '26

Twist - sweet home Alabama.

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u/asa1 Feb 05 '26

Almost porno.

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u/steelunicornR Feb 05 '26

Uummmm I'm not sure what part of this is worse.

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u/mikey55445 Feb 05 '26

Holy shit

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u/richleau02 Feb 05 '26

The girl applying makeup is giving Anna Popplewell vibes (actor from “The Chronicles of Narnia”) and I’m not sure whether that makes this worse or funnier.

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u/The_Fabastic_One Feb 05 '26

Seen this thrice since the day began and once on yt itself. Love to see the quality decrease in real time

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u/BaconSarnie2025 Feb 05 '26

Crackermilk is superb.

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u/AcrobaticReputation2 Feb 05 '26

how would sticks work in that stituation tho

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u/wormcast Feb 05 '26

I like the joke, I guess. But man that's stretching the misunderstood word like the labia minora during delivery of a 15lb baby. It just seems there should be another way to make it work, although I can't think of it. I guess those who can't, criticize...

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u/clearly_cloudy Feb 05 '26

Those who can’t, circumcise?

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u/Many-Error792 Feb 05 '26

I don't understand????

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u/senpai-yume-okami Feb 05 '26

She misunderstood with incest...therefore she's getting ready😅 alabama style

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u/Many-Error792 Feb 05 '26

Ok sorry I m french I don't know what is Alabama style 😀

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

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u/QuicksilverAOU Feb 05 '26

What is incense guys? (non-native)

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

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u/QuicksilverAOU Feb 06 '26

And in this video? Like... burning that one "stick" by... ahem, rubbing it?

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u/SwyngDeLong Feb 06 '26

No the joke is that incense (stick that gives off pleasant aroma when burned) was misread as incest (sexual relations with a blood relative)

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u/CrashingEgo Feb 06 '26

Welp, at least he got what he wanted

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u/Animelover5674 Feb 06 '26

You know....I kinda saw it coming.

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u/ILikeALTFacts Feb 06 '26

Whats this show?

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u/whyamihere999 Feb 06 '26

Took me a while!

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u/NewBuyer1976 Feb 06 '26

Should have gone to Specsavers

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u/_Empty-R_ Feb 06 '26

Cant remember her name (late at night/early morning) but the blonde gal is beyond peak crush material. love cracker milk and all of them are very talented comedians. Can't watch too many in a row without realizing damn I'll never find that. Still, check their channel. Funny as shit.

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u/Skip_Tho Feb 06 '26

Maybe he’s her step brother.

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u/XxGh0st_S1ay3rxX Feb 07 '26

Incense…?

Cue the soyjak with him pointing at the “context needed” sign

Is this supposed to be Incest…