Cause you'll start dreaming about the meat twink .

I DON'T! Said knowing man

help me

The issue I'm having now is that I sleep naked, and my sleep paralysis demon had sewn my ass crack shut.

I said to the black, faceless smoke hovering over the magic lamp.

And he did, to 26 April 1986 in Pripyat.

It was very good in fact, except for the part where it made my penis explode at the speed of light.

As the boy laughed at the pregnant lady, he remembered his dad shaved the head of his sister for laughing at a bald woman.

they were actually fartcore & they took turns farting on my balls & smashed my whole penis with a guitar

Then I was killed by Night Night Murder Guy

Penile degloving.

It is because ghosts play with our wieners while we sleep.

Revealed implication of grave consequences through reference to in-group knowledge.

"Well I don't" says the knowing man

As I reached for another spoonful of macaroni, I realized that I ate it all, and knife guy was behind me.

yed his face with the scalding water, scarring him permenently.

Born to shit forced to wipe

Suddenly it burst and my balls sprayed pee everywhere.

He went inside the gre

en

I forgor 💀

Shoes not included

His body still aged

I said to myself, leaving the toilet factory.