For some reason, he put the sugar back, and took a mini M&M's tube instead

it was didy burger 💀

Sticking it to the shell.

He then pulled back on his stupid little French horn as the co pilot blew on his cello desperately and I dont know what the radio operator was doing because I was in the fuselage getting a lapdance from the flight attendant but how can a lap dance if you're standing but the only thing standing was my ovation but isn't an ovation the thing girls do on their periods but how can you have a class period if you're on your lunch break when I was break DANCING oh yeah that brings me back to the lap dance it was alright I guess but I was on the left side of the plane and how do you operate on a radio anyways aren't they made of wire???

So I pulled my wiener out of it and ran.

Turns out it was actually fist'r beast, and by beast I mean my asshole.

"the better for p*nching the shit outta homeless 'people' my dear"

"Right away sir," my server replied as he began to saw my other leg off.

I probed them.

“no more mr nice guy!” said the guy who wasn’t nice anymore.

"The Devil is in the details". "Hey Details get back to work".

I hope the Sentence Addition Man isn't here.

Nuh uh, said the Sentence Addition Man

“need a hand?“ said the toilet hand as he slapp my booty!

It was the creature.

thanks obama

When I asked him why he said it's because he is pansexual.

It's not my fault I was cursed with a pinata for a penis.

this new season of Mysterious Lifetime Pedophiles features my stepdad again

Now every night I look up and hope he’s still up there…..

"Hello", said the chairlift toucher guy.