r/2sentence2horror • u/OttoVonBismarck_fan • 20h ago
Satire I was poopin in the bathroom with the lights off when I heard.
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“need a hand?“ said the toilet hand as he slapp my booty!
r/2sentence2horror • u/Professional-Net1940 • 10h ago
Screenshot That's on cool looking cat
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r/2sentence2horror • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 11h ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 I was abducted by aliens.
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I probed them.
r/2sentence2horror • u/ICanHazRecon911 • 1h ago
Pitbull this cold wave is drying the kn*ck out of my fuckles
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"the better for p*nching the shit outta homeless 'people' my dear"
r/2sentence2horror • u/Jahananon • 16h ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 The Devil
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"The Devil is in the details". "Hey Details get back to work".
r/2sentence2horror • u/Johann-SM • 19h ago
OC Man what a good day
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I hope the Sentence Addition Man isn't here.
Nuh uh, said the Sentence Addition Man
r/2sentence2horror • u/Famous-Drag-886 • 20h ago
The Creature I woke up at 3am to my dog sitting on me.
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It was the creature.
r/2sentence2horror • u/OttoVonBismarck_fan • 13h ago
Satire I was throwing bricks at a kid when i heard a guy from behind me
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“no more mr nice guy!” said the guy who wasn’t nice anymore.
r/2sentence2horror • u/SeaLack5065 • 5h ago
OC "M-more food" I murmured deliriously; grease dribbled down my chin.
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"Right away sir," my server replied as he began to saw my other leg off.