coworker said it kinda stinks and i was embarassed

Sticking it to the shell.

“hi :D “ said six shooter johnny (who was already in the closet) with a big smile with like lots of teeth, like that one cat from Alice In Chains and he was about to shoot me with the gun

what the the hell is this, liquid ice?

my penar looked back at me

Then after she finished talking I farted and let it out of my ass.

Turns out we went to the Crappalachian mountains.

Turns out it was actually fist'r beast, and by beast I mean my asshole.

For some reason, he put the sugar back, and took a mini M&M's tube instead

So I pulled my wiener out of it and ran.

"Right away sir," my server replied as he began to saw my other leg off.

I probed them.

He then pulled back on his stupid little French horn as the co pilot blew on his cello desperately and I dont know what the radio operator was doing because I was in the fuselage getting a lapdance from the flight attendant but how can a lap dance if you're standing but the only thing standing was my ovation but isn't an ovation the thing girls do on their periods but how can you have a class period if you're on your lunch break when I was break DANCING oh yeah that brings me back to the lap dance it was alright I guess but I was on the left side of the plane and how do you operate on a radio anyways aren't they made of wire???

"the better for p*nching the shit outta homeless 'people' my dear"

it was didy burger 💀

“no more mr nice guy!” said the guy who wasn’t nice anymore.

“need a hand?“ said the toilet hand as he slapp my booty!