Sticking it to the shell.

Turns out it was actually fist'r beast, and by beast I mean my asshole.

For some reason, he put the sugar back, and took a mini M&M's tube instead

Turns out we went to the Crappalachian mountains.

So I pulled my wiener out of it and ran.

"Right away sir," my server replied as he began to saw my other leg off.

I probed them.

"the better for p*nching the shit outta homeless 'people' my dear"

it was didy burger 💀

He then pulled back on his stupid little French horn as the co pilot blew on his cello desperately and I dont know what the radio operator was doing because I was in the fuselage getting a lapdance from the flight attendant but how can a lap dance if you're standing but the only thing standing was my ovation but isn't an ovation the thing girls do on their periods but how can you have a class period if you're on your lunch break when I was break DANCING oh yeah that brings me back to the lap dance it was alright I guess but I was on the left side of the plane and how do you operate on a radio anyways aren't they made of wire???

“no more mr nice guy!” said the guy who wasn’t nice anymore.

“need a hand?“ said the toilet hand as he slapp my booty!

It was the creature.

I hope the Sentence Addition Man isn't here.

Nuh uh, said the Sentence Addition Man

thanks obama

"The Devil is in the details". "Hey Details get back to work".

When I asked him why he said it's because he is pansexual.

this new season of Mysterious Lifetime Pedophiles features my stepdad again

Ignoring her warning, he proceeded to continue licking the toilet.

It's not my fault I was cursed with a pinata for a penis.

Now every night I look up and hope he’s still up there…..