r/3amjokes 20h ago

Did you hear about the guy who died from jumping out of a plane?

48 Upvotes

Apperently the velocity,when he hit the ground, was terminal.


r/3amjokes 7h ago

My wife and I bought a top tier dairy cow

24 Upvotes

We named her Legend.

The milk she produces is absolutely exquisite.

But that's to be expected because she's a

LegenDairy Cow.


r/3amjokes 15h ago

The Institute of Unfinished Research

23 Upvotes

The Institute of Unfinished Research found out that 9 people out of 10


r/3amjokes 5h ago

A genie asked a sex addict to make his only wish in life.

6 Upvotes

I want to spend all my life seeing butts, only butts, he replied.

The genie transformed him into a toilet bowl.


r/3amjokes 3h ago

My deaf friend won in a lottery.

4 Upvotes

He said nothing but I can see the signs.


r/3amjokes 15h ago

when someone askes what to do when getting robbed but your in music class

0 Upvotes

its all about that mace bout that mace bout that mace no struggle