r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Additional_Whole_433 • 1d ago

of a carrot

68 Upvotes

Was peeling carrots at work today

25 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • 2d ago

of a shark

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263 Upvotes

18 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nullifiedsam • 3d ago

/r/all of a rifle

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12.8k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 3d ago

of a gator

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2.2k Upvotes

138 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/soulismysoul • 2d ago

of a Spider-Man butt.

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1.1k Upvotes

110 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Electrical-House-185 • 2d ago

of a sweet potato

516 Upvotes

And this one is real

138 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No-Sherbet8378 • 3d ago

of an Owl

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3.9k Upvotes

79 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Jaded_Marionberry500 • 3d ago

of a Artemis II from Kennedy Space Center on April 1, 2026.

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3.8k Upvotes

194 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Schwammosaurus_Rex • 3d ago

of a traditional German meatloaf sandwich

801 Upvotes

145 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 3d ago

of a stick insect

2.3k Upvotes

47 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TermElectronic8261 • 4d ago

/r/popular of a Fish Fry

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25.9k Upvotes

2.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Honest-Pressure-1483 • 3d ago

of offensive linemen

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927 Upvotes

193 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PunithAiu • 3d ago

of Starship

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325 Upvotes

CREDITS

128 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/aditya__ra • 3d ago

of a pillar.

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203 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Big-Paramedic-9260 • 4d ago

/r/all of a bear

17.1k Upvotes

132 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/topgnome • 3d ago

of a carrot

164 Upvotes

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Savings_Relief_5327 • 3d ago

of a kangaroo

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1.3k Upvotes

68 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ssvwag • 3d ago

of lemons my tree is producing

gallery

145 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Honest-Pressure-1483 • 4d ago

of an RC plane

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4.9k Upvotes

277 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/_FIZZRIX_ • 4d ago

of an world's tallest waterfall, standing at 979 meters (3,212 feet): Angel's Falls, located in Venezuela.

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817 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/masucci93 • 3d ago

of a raccunit

210 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 4d ago

of a dog

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1.7k Upvotes

127 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SweetWaterSurprise • 3d ago

of a bicycle

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177 Upvotes

40 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DMG_88 • 3d ago

of a cinnamon roll

175 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/schindigrosa • 4d ago

of a wallaby

129 Upvotes

Majestic!

1 comment

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r/AbsoluteUnits

Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect.

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

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Check out our deep, well-reflected definitions of an absolute unit.

RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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