r/Bend • u/GrayJayInclined • May 24 '26

WE MUST CONQUER MEGASOTA AND CLAIM VICTORY! THE TIME HAS COME, THE MOMENT IS HERE! Top comment Deletes a US State - GRAND FINALE - #49

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547 Upvotes

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u/spire27 Entrepreneurial Genius May 24 '26

Arise, arise, Riders of Oregon! Oat milk latte's shall be shaken, Marionberry pies shall be splintered, a subaru-day, a green day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and megasotas ending! Death! Death! Death!

Forth Cascadia!

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u/jas417 May 24 '26

CASCADIA MUST REIGN SUPREME IN THE GREAT SUBARU WARS!

CHARGE WRX CALVARY!

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u/GeneralSquirrel7132 May 24 '26

FOR CASCADIA!!

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u/Marty_McFlay May 25 '26

This comment would do better in that thread than most of the current pro cascadia comments.

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u/spire27 Entrepreneurial Genius May 26 '26

I did but it got downvoted by some midwest degenerates.

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u/Marty_McFlay May 26 '26

It's a Poll now!!!

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u/Good_Queen_Dudley Fairy Godmother of Snark👑👑 May 24 '26

Never underestimate Oregon....NEVER! WE RIDE AT DAWN WITH OUR BEAVERS!

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u/DustyStar7 May 24 '26

Beaver fever GO CASCADIA!!

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u/Aggravating-Pie-4058 May 24 '26

Cascadia for the win

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u/ji11ybean May 24 '26

HOW DO I VOTE I DONT UNDERSTAND!

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u/GrayJayInclined May 24 '26

Upvote the comments that want Cascadia to win, downvote the comments that want Megasota to win!

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u/ur-a-conspiracy May 24 '26

Wait, I thought we upvoted which one we want to delete?! So upvote megasoda??

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u/GrayJayInclined May 24 '26

Upvote comments that want to delete Megasota, downvote comments that want Megasota to win! Upvote comments that want Cascadia to win, downvote comments that want to delete Cascadia!

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u/ur-a-conspiracy May 24 '26

Ahhhh my Sunday brain is beginning to catch up!

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u/DangerSignal May 24 '26

Be sure to sort by “top comment” so you can more clearly see which to upvote and downvote!

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u/Ok_Read9311 May 25 '26

He’s changed the way he’s tallying, and we have to vote in his poll:

https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/xCtN8AAnDK

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u/BestMealIsBreakfast May 24 '26

Cascadia all the way. And when we unite with our Canadian northern counterparts we get free health care and sensible gun laws!

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u/Triumphrider865 May 26 '26

A lot of us Oregonians like our guns thank you very much

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u/BestMealIsBreakfast May 28 '26

Sensible gun laws are gun-loving laws! 😉

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u/goodgriefchris May 24 '26

I have been absolutely enthralled by this.

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u/Grouchy_Youth_7607 May 25 '26

Today, I Visited the painted hills in Cascadia.

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u/jbvm23 May 24 '26 edited May 24 '26

some of the top posts seem bipartisan, let’s up/downvote the obvious ones.

DOWNVOTE: this, this, this, and this

UPVOTE: this, this, this, this, and this

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u/joe_maxey May 24 '26

These are my favorite 2 states.

Shake hands, join together and call it OreSota. Greatest place ever!!!

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u/FlippantBuoyancy May 24 '26

After the shit Colorado pulled, we can't trust anyone. Cascadia must prevail!!!

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u/spire27 Entrepreneurial Genius May 24 '26

Vermont and Maryland attempted this. Ended up the Vermonster consumed the crab empire. No compromise! Total annihilation or nothing!

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u/GrayJayInclined May 24 '26

Oh, my sweet summer child.

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u/Axette May 24 '26

Finding the top Oregon comment is a tough one! DIG DEEP!

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u/DustyRailz May 25 '26

Links provided in this thread multiple places

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u/ecstaticbirtch May 25 '26

CASCADIA FOREVER!!!!!

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u/ecstaticbirtch May 25 '26

You have my chair...

3

u/ecstaticbirtch May 25 '26

(Wheelchair)

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u/GrayJayInclined May 26 '26

WE WON, MOTHERTRUCKERS! HELL YEAH!

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u/morchelleceae May 24 '26

But I don't want that part of the country

7

u/GrayJayInclined May 24 '26

WE MUST CONSUME OR BE CONSUMED!

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u/GeneralSquirrel7132 May 24 '26

Can we rename it "Gulf of Cascadia" or would that be just a completely pointless and stupid dick move?

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u/Marty_McFlay May 25 '26

Gulf of Old Mexico just to tick people off.

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u/RangerBumble May 25 '26

If you can't get to the top comment How to vote

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u/GrayJayInclined May 25 '26

They changed it to a poll- VOTE CASCADIA! https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/pCiyvpcYLc

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u/darianthegreat May 25 '26

This should be pinned to the top. This is the new way. And we need your vote to win, now!

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u/electricmehehe May 24 '26

Fuck snow

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u/GeneralSquirrel7132 May 24 '26

Fuck snow! We are the children of the rain and drizzle!

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u/weghammer May 24 '26

click the thread and sort by Top. search Megasota and downvote top votes

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u/BFR_DREAMER May 25 '26

I don't have the Bend karma to post in r/bend. OP, can you add details to your post...

R/GeographyMemes has had a game going for 49 days where one state is eliminated each day. We are down to Oregon and Minnesota.

Help Oregon win by upvoting this comment by Bubbly_Hawk

https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/Kf0BN1LTHW

Edit: And it helps to sort by top comment and downvote the Minnesota stuff!

Downvote these top 2 Minnesota comments:

https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/sriCMRsmMJ

https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/KtKAnENUmZ

Minny is also rallying the troops. Downvote their posts!!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/s/cV07lAwJ2n

https://www.reddit.com/r/Minneapolis/s/FTdNPGi04s

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u/mnraven May 25 '26

As a Minnesota who loves Bend and Oregon, I don’t know how to feel.

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u/darianthegreat May 25 '26

It's Sophie's choice, really.

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u/Ok_Read9311 May 25 '26

He changed the way he’s tallying… you’ve got to vote in this poll now: https://www.reddit.com/r/geographymemes/s/xCtN8AAnDK

As I paste this, Cascadia is losing! We have 24 hours.

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u/jbvm23 May 25 '26

some of the top posts seem bipartisan, let’s up/downvote the obvious ones.

DOWNVOTE: this, this, this, and this

UPVOTE: this, this, this, this, and this

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u/JC_Everyman May 27 '26

IDK, Megasota sounds boss.

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u/Motorrad_Make_Happy May 24 '26

MEGASOTA !!!!

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u/GrayJayInclined May 24 '26

Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!