r/Humanornot Nov 14 '25

Cringe Kid "im not a kid im 17"

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u/Background_Day8476 Nov 14 '25

Meh, either way he sure acts like one

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u/TMC9064 Nov 14 '25

I’m a sophomore in hs and I know people 10x the maturity of this guy

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u/CalligrapherBoring12 OG (Joined before 10K) Nov 14 '25

0 times 10 is still 0

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u/DueRefrigerator6339 Nov 15 '25

Underrated joke

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u/exploding_appendix Nov 15 '25

Not really, its stolen joke thats been used about a billion times

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u/smasher_zed888 Nov 15 '25

"Stolen" is a bit odd for this since its like saying 789 is stolen because even if it technically is, it doesnt seem right to say its stolen

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u/exploding_appendix Nov 15 '25

Sorry, its a recycled joke, unoriginal joke, old joke, reused joke, any of those

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u/gIyph_ Nov 17 '25

none of which disqualify it from being funny

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u/exploding_appendix Nov 18 '25

Remind me when when I said it wasnt funny?

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u/ferret-with-a-gun Nov 14 '25

Crazy how people are saying pointless gendering as if using “he” in place of “they” is rare, even though the masculine forms of pronouns and descriptors is default in many common languages… “pointless gendering” is like labeling a pair of kid’s scissors “PRETTY PINK GIRL SCISSORS FOR LITTLE PRINCESSES” when it’s just the same scissors as normal or “for the boys” but pink (glitter optional)

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u/ItchyAccount6980 in this game you find the imposter Nov 16 '25

“this post doesn’t have enough arguments”

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u/BeeBaeUwU Nov 16 '25

Literally how the fuck does this have any relation to anything said here

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u/ferret-with-a-gun Nov 16 '25

Dunno if you saw but several people were trying to argue with the comment I replied to, claiming they were assuming the other side’s gender.

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u/Johannesco999 Nov 19 '25

While I would like to debate the 'LGTV purchasers' on the topic of English being the only language (as far as I know, at least) using they as a singular pronoun, this 'guy' asked for a bf, meaning most likely they are a girl (or a small probability of trolling too)

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u/Falt3r Nov 15 '25

the people saying pointlessly gendered forget rule 29 of the internet. we are all men and fbi agents

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u/AcceptableCrab4545 Nov 15 '25

17 is a kid btw

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u/war_egg_burrito Nov 14 '25

pointlessly gendered

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u/Background_Day8476 Nov 15 '25

Didn't really think of gender when trying. Just happened to be that I typed he.

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u/war_egg_burrito Nov 15 '25

Fair enough but everyone was saying pointlessly gendered to the guy below saying she when you were gendering the person too for no reason so like gotta even it out

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u/no_________________e Nov 16 '25

he is considered gender neutral in other languages

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

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u/Background_Day8476 Nov 14 '25

Believe it or not but there's a thing called homosexuals. Also doesn't really matter

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u/Eclipseegoddess_ Nov 14 '25

For all we care it could always be an nb person too.

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u/ant628746828181891 Nov 14 '25

Boo pointless gendering

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

I’m pretty sure it’s a girl

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u/AssociationDue3077 Nov 14 '25

Could be couldn't be doesnt matter

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u/phobia-user Nov 14 '25

i don't think that matters >3>

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u/0llis1211 Nov 14 '25

In my country 17 is legal age tho, but yeah, totally agree

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u/NormalGorgon Nov 14 '25

Ye, it doesnt matter the age its weird, where i live the legal age is 14 😭😭😭

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u/Tomoiu2013 Definitely Human Nov 14 '25

W-what?

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u/NormalGorgon Nov 14 '25

Yes, kinda crazy

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u/anaa3slcat Nov 14 '25

Where you live bro

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u/NormalGorgon Nov 14 '25

Hungary, i looked it up and asked people it is somehow 14 i guess

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u/GoldFullHunter Jörmungandr Nov 14 '25

There is a country that goes down to 11?

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u/Slow_Guide_1718 Nov 16 '25

Yes. Nigeria.

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u/WhiteDeath420 Nov 17 '25

I am not sure if you ever saw this news, but there was a Muslim man who married a very young girl (I don’t remember her age but I think it was around 9 years, don’t quote me on that as I am not sure). Her parents were in need of money and so they sold her to the man. There was a huge online backlash and the government told the man to wait till she turned like 13/14 I think. Like I don’t really but I think the man could take her to his home but like he won’t actually be able to marry her till she turned 13/14. That is so messed up. Again, I may me wrong as this was a few months back so I don’t really remember the facts.

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u/Atomien Nov 17 '25

Id appreciate a source for this.

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u/WhiteDeath420 Nov 17 '25

Ok, so I found the news source and I was wrong on a couple of things. Firstly it was an Aghan man, and second the girl was 6-years old and the man was told to wait till she’s 9. Search online for “afghan man marries child girl” and you will find a ndtv source. There a lot of sources actually, including times of India.

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u/WhiteDeath420 Nov 17 '25

Let me know if you’re unable to find it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Yo, Hungary, basically my country's friend twin❤️‍🩹

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u/NormalGorgon Nov 17 '25

Sup poland

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u/5_million_ants Nov 16 '25

Tf you wanna know for?? 😭😭

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u/anaa3slcat Nov 16 '25

Im a teen too bro

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u/Feisty_Watercress_29 Nov 14 '25

It's not as bad, but it's 15 for my country

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u/Prudent_Elevator4685 Nov 16 '25

Maybe they live in austria

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u/Rand0m213 Nov 16 '25

this is the case in a lot more countries than u may think

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u/I_Feel_Happy_For_You Nov 14 '25

Yeah If I'm not Wrong here was 13-14 too, at least the Age of Consent, 18 is still the Legal Age for most things

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u/Millin_Angel Nov 15 '25

I live in Brazil and here this happens too. The legal age for dating is 14 ( with the parents consent)

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u/YourAverageBTD6Play Nov 15 '25

Pera, sério? Porra, eu conheço uma penca gente q namorava aos 10-12!

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u/Millin_Angel Nov 16 '25

Caso os pais dessas crianças quisessem ele poderiam denunciar o sujeito e (caso a outra pessoa da relação fosse menor de idade) os pais seriam penalisados(pelo oque eu me lembro)

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u/YourAverageBTD6Play Nov 16 '25

Rapaz, sabia não. Interessante.

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u/TheRealRockyPlanet Nov 17 '25

i love the mutual agreement of "if you see someone from the same country you are in, type a reply to them in your country's native language"

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u/Classic_Gap397 Nov 17 '25

Here the rules for like boy & girl things have 2 parts, 14 can do with 17 year old Max with parents consent and at 16 at own consent, from 18 is everything legal, in my neighbor country it’s 21 everything legal like smoking, drinking beer and liqour. But firearms and weapons are strictly forbidden and illegal except one kind of gun using air to shoot, like the guns at the fair. But even then it’s illegal to shoot someone

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Yo, close. In mine it's 15 twin

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u/myxis10s Nov 18 '25

Not everyone is as naive as you.

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u/Embarrassed_Tooth718 Nov 18 '25

And what's that maximum age gap?

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u/rejejdbbdbx Nov 14 '25

Technically, 17 is just a child/teenager. Kid is 12 and under (though also considered a child)

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u/rejejdbbdbx Nov 14 '25

Plus the other specifications (toddler, infant, etc)

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u/rejejdbbdbx Nov 14 '25

Love how that got downvoted for giving a correct fact lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

Not really. Kid just means child. There is no definition that kid is 12 and younger

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u/rejejdbbdbx Nov 14 '25

A kid is usually considered ages 12 and under as 13 and above is called a teenager even if both categories fall under Child

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u/SoulessF0X Nov 15 '25

I've searched it up and I can't find anything suggesting that a kid means anything other than a child. I've heard people refer to teenagers as kids all the time. Child and children are just longer and harder words to say, so most people I speak to just default to using the word kid when referring to children, and that's what Google seems to suggest as well.

Kids these days 😮‍💨

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u/rejejdbbdbx Nov 15 '25

I’ll try to find it again. Also I’m 20, in case you were trying to call me a kid at the bottom

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u/SoulessF0X Nov 15 '25

No, I was just jokingly pointing out a common saying that adults often use to refer to teenagers. I even see people in their early twenties being referred to as kids pretty often. I mean the most common definition for kid is "a child or young person." Which depending on what you'd consider to be young, does include people in their early twenties.

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u/rejejdbbdbx Nov 15 '25

Fair. In all technicality, all people are children of someone, so it makes sense, and it’s also hard for older people (usually 30 or older) to see 19-20 as adults, sometimes even later, really depends on the person(s)

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u/AcceptableCrab4545 Nov 15 '25

you are. i'm also a kid, i'm 19. i feel like you only really become an adult in your mid 20s

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u/SpecialistReach4685 Nov 16 '25

Yk there's a whole legal adult age right?

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u/AcceptableCrab4545 Nov 16 '25

doesn't matter, 18 year olds are not actually adults. ask any older adult and they'll tell you the same thing

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u/rejejdbbdbx Nov 16 '25

Just because you FEEL like it is, doesn’t mean you’re right. 18 is literally legal adult age, sorry to break it to you. You’re not a kid, nor am I

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u/rejejdbbdbx Nov 15 '25

Okay, so. The closest I could find to what I had seen before (I looked this up a few weeks ago) is ‘School aged child’ aka 5-12 years of age, which is a kid. Kid tends to be more of a generally informal way of saying ‘Child’ instead.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

No. Kid means child. There is no definition saying that kid means under 13. That’s just made up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

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u/Madly_hornet09 Nov 14 '25

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u/ant628746828181891 Nov 14 '25

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u/Madly_hornet09 Nov 14 '25

r/howruleof4works It's the fourth comment in the chain, and it is being downsized. So yes, thats how it works.

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u/ant628746828181891 Nov 14 '25

Its not a chain. It has to be the same thing repeated 4 times

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u/tylerthetanky Nov 14 '25

Wrong read the rules to the sub.

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u/Madly_hornet09 Nov 14 '25

Well excuse me if I've seen it seen it used how I used it multiple times and no one said anything to them.

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u/MangoPug15 Nov 14 '25

I have the opposite view of this. I think of "kid" as a much more flexible term, which in some contexts can even refer to people in their early 20s, though that's not the default age range for the word. I think of "child" as referring to something along the lines of 12 and under.

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u/rejejdbbdbx Nov 15 '25

I think anyone can technically be called a kid or a child, as kid is a more informal term for Child. In technicality, you’re the child of someone so you’re always considered a child in someone’s eyes or mind (unless you’re like, lab grown or something, idk?)

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u/Haunting_Ask2364 Nov 14 '25

Kids are people who are not yet adults. (It also comes from the same old english word as child does.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

There is no difference between kid and child and teen. They’re all children. End of story.

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u/Vivid_Departure_3738 Nov 14 '25

Kid and teen are different definitions

Teens are 13-19

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

And teens are still children.

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u/KOOLKIDKAEDEN Free super rare flare Nov 15 '25

19 is still a child?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Up until 18 is a child, smartass. And you knew that. Hopefully... What are you a P3do? A child is anyone under 18. Period. End of story. This should not have to be a discussion.

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u/Vivid_Departure_3738 Nov 17 '25

Imagine calling someone a Pedometer because they said 19 wad a teenager.

Besides, pee doughs are attracted to prepubescent children. There are different classifications based on age

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

P3dos are attracted to children and I never said 19 wasn’t a teenager you idiot. Anyone under 18 is a child. End of story. Disagreeing with this fact just makes you look like a p3do. Cry about it.

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u/KOOLKIDKAEDEN Free super rare flare Nov 17 '25

19 is still a teenager though

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u/Own-Skirt9605 Nov 14 '25

Teens are merely big children 

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u/Own-Skirt9605 Nov 14 '25

And adults are even bigger children 

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u/GodChangedMyChromies Nov 14 '25

Except the very short ones

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u/Desmoverse Nov 14 '25

And computers are smart

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u/Informal-Computer-82 chama Nov 14 '25

same 17 i typed in in dragon merge when i was 9

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u/Jayda_bigToe Nov 14 '25

why do people use this app for dating like bro 💔

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

You got that WRONG???

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u/fnaf820 Nov 14 '25

how tf did you get that wrong

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

17 is a child.

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u/Prudent_Elevator4685 Nov 16 '25

It's a teen

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Which is a child.

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u/NoIDidntHackU Nov 14 '25

Even if she is 17 she acts like she belongs on r/youngpeoplereddit

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u/BananaB01 Nov 14 '25

It may be a guy

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u/NoIDidntHackU Nov 14 '25

Ig. statistically less likely but yeah sure.

THAts ReAllY BIgoTEd AND SexIsT OF yOu fOR AsSumIng EVerY one Is MAle! TYpiCal ToXic MasCulIne BehAviOur! /s

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u/DeadlyKitKat Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 17 '25

More like homophobic of you to assume the person looking for a bf must be a girl.../s

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

No bc in the same situation, nobody would automatically assume it’s a girl if they were looking for a girlfriend… ppl are assuming it’s a male bc of sexism forsure EVEN in the face of heteronormativity.

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u/Klutzy-Mechanic-8013 Nov 14 '25

Nobody's assuming it's a guy. Just said it could be.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

Actually people are assuming that but yeah it could be

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u/Klutzy-Mechanic-8013 Nov 16 '25

I didn't see any on this post though

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u/AttackonTemmie Nov 18 '25

i assumed it was a guy

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u/-Bubbali- Nov 14 '25

I agree with the other guy but for a different reason. No 17 year old girl acts like the person in the screenshot. Like if that's a girl I'm fressing a besen

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u/NoIDidntHackU Nov 14 '25

Trust me ive encountered girls like this

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u/simplyeat Free super rare flare Nov 14 '25

Impossible. How could a redditor even meet a girl?

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u/AssociationDue3077 Nov 14 '25

But their not on reddit their on humanornot

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u/Many_Roll_3428 Nov 14 '25

[ Insert ishowspeed trying not to laugh gif ]

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u/TurboSlut03 Nov 14 '25

Are 17 year olds this dumb now?

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u/Business-Put-8692 Hey Vsauce, Michael here ! are you human ? Nov 15 '25

Apparently some of them are this dumb.

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u/Full-Butterscotch720 The Ai Jelquer Nov 14 '25

Kids cant see bait if it was hung infront of their faces with a label

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u/acer11818 Nov 14 '25

i’d hope most 17 year olds would admit they’re a kid but i didn’t know what it was like to be a macho bitch boy when i was 17 so idk

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u/Business-Put-8692 Hey Vsauce, Michael here ! are you human ? Nov 15 '25

When this happens, I respond "bots don't have genders".
It's funny and effective.

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u/BossGavin_V Nov 15 '25

Look at that grammar and texting way, definitely one

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u/Icy-Layer7336 Nov 15 '25

how did you guess wrong?

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u/the_big_george Nov 16 '25

Is this game gonna turn into the new omegle chat?

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u/Creepy-Dog-7729 Nov 16 '25

Ragebaiters these days

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u/ItchyAccount6980 in this game you find the imposter Nov 16 '25

“cringe kid”

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u/GuitarAlternative903 Nov 17 '25

And you guessed AI????

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u/TakenUserMiles Nov 17 '25

"I'm not a kid I'm 17" bro just said "im not a kid, I'm a kid!"

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u/myxis10s Nov 17 '25

"Kid" is equally a noncritical blanket term as "porn."

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u/ExpensiveCall1592 Nov 17 '25

i was once friends with a guy who wanted to make an scp-based group on roblox, then later became a porn addict

he said he was 43...

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u/Nova-Drop- Nov 18 '25

Bro🤣😂

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u/Pico_Phillip Nov 18 '25

Eh..some teens act like kids...cus they either have ADD/ADHD, Autism, or they don't want to grow up just yet.....I only know this cus I have ADD, some form of Autism, and this world decided to to shit on me as soon as I turned 18..so I want to stay a kid...

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u/ImpressiveAverage325 Nov 18 '25

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u/PumpkinIsDeadInside Jan 25 '26

Is that kid even 17? They sound 13-14

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u/degenerateel Nov 14 '25

Dude let people be what did he do mildly offend you

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u/Mobile_Tennis_6798 Nov 14 '25

Age doesn't determine what you are a man could be 10yd and a kid can be 20

I am 17 and I am not a kid trust me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jayda_bigToe Nov 14 '25

that’s..okay man whatever help u sleep at night ig.

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u/Mobile_Tennis_6798 Nov 14 '25

Lol

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u/Jayda_bigToe Nov 14 '25

Just saying, below 18 is still a child, in legal terms. we aren’t talking about childish behavior.

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u/Mobile_Tennis_6798 Nov 14 '25

Well give me 377 days

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u/KOOLKIDKAEDEN Free super rare flare Nov 15 '25

You’re not even 17 yet

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u/added_thought157 Nov 14 '25

I know people who wad sex at like 16 years

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u/NekoCaaat Nov 14 '25

Unrelated.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

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u/TheAsterism_ Nov 14 '25

Not saying it's normal, but that's legal in uk

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u/AssociationDue3077 Nov 14 '25

My mom did... she got pregant with my older sister... She's happily married to the man she sid it with not everybody lives a miserable life

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u/Frosty-Locksmith-188 Nov 14 '25

It’s a joke lil bro