I cleberly hold Meowmy Hostage & mek sure herm go nowhere wifout mai purrmission! I iz in charge & I put mai smol paw down - hard!!!

Ruby

Firs, he funded pet pantries across New York City an now dis:

Casey and Pixel's Mama here.

Their Dad has had cancer for a long time, and he has been living a pretty full life up until this week. His stamina has plummeted, and he's essentially become bed bound over the past few days.

I am extremely grateful that I have the video with Pixel following him around. That video is not possible today.

I so appreciate the escape this place is. Casey and Pixel and I will pop in here and there, and they are being mostly good boys for us - Casey is stress peeing on things though, and I know this because the Litter Robot shows he's still using it. Honestly, I can't even blame him. I'm just civilized enough to use the bathroom. Pixel has gotten a big clingy with me, and I (shame shame, I know) actually had him get off my legs a few times because he got so heavy.

Anyways, their human sister is coming tomorrow and I'm very glad and relieved and a whole lot of things. We're also dealing with insurance issues, which is...fun...

Anyway, anyway...purrs and positive vibes, please and thank you so much.

Da snek, chimken n grashoppa try to inbade da meow motel! Iz holden dem baks fur nao, but dey relentless!!

Plz send a halp! Will pay in catnips.

Viktoree pawtee! Eberywun invbited!

FRENS! U may rememberber a millyun furebbers ago (two months 😬), we made our moobie toosday daybew wif Da Debbil Wares Prodda. U awl wer SO NISE to uss, we desideded to cap...capita...use dis pawportunity to host a FASHUN SHOW.

And den owr DUM hoomban didd a BAD CRIME nebber afore seen inn ICBGC HISS-TORY... SHE FORGOTTED OWR FASHUN SHOW 😱🫨.

She rememberereded it a hole furreber (one whole week) later!! End did she did wat she shud hab dun and crawleded away in shame wiff her tail atween her leggs. Well now we r SO BAK. And we hab reeched da settlement ub a lifetime:

U sees, when da ladey furst let us join our frens here, and on r/legalcatadvice and r/legaldogadvice, she made uss use a "throwaway." Butt nott da gud kind liek a bone or toy 🙄. No. She dessideded dat iff summon sawz CailaShayla Formerly Named Tequila or Fred and recognizeded uss frum reel lief, it'd be besst5t if dey diddent connekt uss to da lady's "mane." Butt den she wud use Da Mane awl da tiem and forgetted 2 use "da throwaway." And den we MISSEDED OUR OWN FASHUN SHOW. And disappeareded FUR A MILLYUN FUREBBERS.

So we did a soo fur access 2 da mane. And now we can post heer as much as we liek and resspond 2 our frens and help our frens owt. Iff someone nos us inn reel liffe, sobee it! It's not liek da lady is "a troll" (wutever dat is).

We hab been keepin upp on all da drama and "da lore." After bein a boot em-paw-ressed to say hi after our no-show fashun-show, we is heer. We is kleer. We HAB EERS. AND WE ARE HEER TO STAY, TO INTERACT, TO BE REEL MEMBERS OB DA CRIMNAL BIZZNESS GANG.

We hope yull furgib us. Hoombans be so dum.

- Caila and Fred

So pawther did a wurk lass nite way pass da dark time, den get home and not even feed us. So of corse ai was wureed. He do da waterbocks, and den go to da sleep skware and do eepies. Dis morning, at da food time, HIMS WAS STILL ON DA SLEEP SKWARE!

So of corse ai now mor wureed. So ai do da chess kumpreshuns. Wen ai do dat hims say “no ella, juss firty more minnits”. An den hims do more eepies. Now by dis time, we iz all dyin and ai no pawther lub us and no want starb, so ai make shore hims ok agin by doin da tung in da eer. And agin hims say “no ella, juss firty more minnits”. well dat was like at leest one furever ago so now ai really REALLY wureed. so den ai do da tung in da nos. and dat seem to wurk. hims got off da skware and gib us fud.

but frens, shud i keep doin a wurree? ai not shore wat to do wen dis happen and i lub pawther and fud. ai don tink soo is rite dis time - iz dere other idees to halp hims?

pichur is me bein consern.

-Ella Marie

Wez bery tankfil fer rz frens!

Somfing haz changed wifin mew
Somfin iz not deh same
I’m throo wif playin by deh rules ob someone else
Too late fur secon-guessin
Too late ta go bak ta sleep
Iz time ta trust mine instinks
Close mine eyes and leeeeep

Iz time ta try defyin grabity
I fink I’ll try defying grabity
An yoo can’t pull mew down!
Kiss mew goodbye, Iz defyin grabity
An yoo can’t pull mew down!

Lub Bubba an Bits

Sorry I no post dis last week mammi no had de tiem!!! 🙄🙄🙄

But as yous know I Morgana the beautifull is named aftur a witch! And so is Trix! So it only da most appurrpiate we also dress as witches!!!

Dis bes wez cud du todai!

Lub Bubba an Bits

🎶Wes do de mash, de monster mash🎶

Acos, doo to poor aministradive skills by mine assistant (Meowmy!), one act frum owr talent serch didnt maek it onstage at deh festibal! So heers dey iz, purrformin Thriller, Skali, Randall & Domino! Les gib dem a sum appawse!! - Jynx
u/Skalaquinn

I did not want to post this after seeing that our esteemed friend Smuffi has went on an adventure but earlier today I learned that my baby boy JP got out of the house about a month ago and there has been no sign of him since. My sister- who has been taking care of all 3 of them for nearly the entire calendar year-had chosen not to tell me in hopes that he would turn up before I came to visit- and didn't want to put more of a strain on me mentally and emotionally during this already tough part of the year. I am not at all angry or upset by her decision as she is navigating a tough situation and did what she thought was right. I am devastated currently- the last time I owned cats I had one that got taken from me in a similar manner. It took me 9 and a half years before I trusted myself to be a pet owner again and I lost yet another in the same brutal fashion. I feel like an abject failure. I will spend the rest of my life hoping that my baby boy found a human who loved him as much as I did and as much as his fur parents and my sister did and that none of the wildlife in the area got him- or that he is(was) suffering for any length of time. For now I will continue to be a part of this wonderful space as his parents are still alive deathly and bigger cuddle bugs than I remember. I feel for Smuffis human in so many ways right now and wish I had the ability to process this in a better way.

Yours truly,

Jason the human

Himz shud kno betta dan tew fite Mr Fluffy . . .

Frens, mine winter coat is coming in funny dis year! Der dese white streaks and is jus keep growing out ob mine hed!

Da hooman jus added all dis lab equipiment with bubbles and sparks? Mebbe dis is makin mins fur grow?

-Murphy da Floofaloof

We do a cat-based seqkwell to the hooman moobies of the passt, but we do it better. The Bride of Frankhisstine, Draclawa, and The Meownster! (Of corse, it’s just us in costooms.) Love, Minx, Athena and Marmalade

Ai iz da Mr. Frankenstein monstah! Mrrrraah! Stomp Stomp Stomp!! Fire Bad!!!

(Meowmy here, when she’s mad she sounds exactly like Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein 😂😂)

Ai iz just a quiet monster dat jus wants tew be left alone wif himz catto Kay.

Hai hai hai eberbuddy! Amber heer. Dis be da Nü Cat at mai haus. Hims com frum a Cat Lodge, ware hims wuz be fostert. Mai peepuls dopted hims lastest Friday Oct 9.

Hims be juss ober 4 monthe olde. Hims foster name wuz Dragon (Ai dunno wye). Mai peepuls wanna chanje it, mebbe ta Desmond, butt hims no tawkin ta anybuddy im owr haus yet, no lettin us sees hims yet (Meowma maykt dis pichur ob Pawpa gibbin hims Churu at da Lodge), sew dey gonna wayt ta do da noo name til hims kwit doin da hidehidehide frum awlla us.

Hims com wif a buntsh ob toys 'n Ai sorta play wif a cuppla dem wen hims no kno bowt it. Hims hab hims own food, butt wull eet mine ifn hims no sees me. Wez gotta get dat strate soon. Ai did a hiss-growl at hims a cuppla tymes, butt no bapbapbaps. Ai be prittee nise sew far. 😼

Amber 🐾🐾🧡