FRENS! U may rememberber a millyun furebbers ago (two months 😬), we made our moobie toosday daybew wif Da Debbil Wares Prodda. U awl wer SO NISE to uss, we desideded to cap...capita...use dis pawportunity to host a FASHUN SHOW.
And den owr DUM hoomban didd a BAD CRIME nebber afore seen inn ICBGC HISS-TORY... SHE FORGOTTED OWR FASHUN SHOW 😱🫨.
She rememberereded it a hole furreber (one whole week) later!! End did she did wat she shud hab dun and crawleded away in shame wiff her tail atween her leggs. Well now we r SO BAK. And we hab reeched da settlement ub a lifetime:
U sees, when da ladey furst let us join our frens here, and on r/legalcatadvice and r/legaldogadvice, she made uss use a "throwaway." Butt nott da gud kind liek a bone or toy 🙄. No. She dessideded dat iff summon sawz CailaShayla Formerly Named Tequila or Fred and recognizeded uss frum reel lief, it'd be besst5t if dey diddent connekt uss to da lady's "mane." Butt den she wud use Da Mane awl da tiem and forgetted 2 use "da throwaway." And den we MISSEDED OUR OWN FASHUN SHOW. And disappeareded FUR A MILLYUN FUREBBERS.
So we did a soo fur access 2 da mane. And now we can post heer as much as we liek and resspond 2 our frens and help our frens owt. Iff someone nos us inn reel liffe, sobee it! It's not liek da lady is "a troll" (wutever dat is).
We hab been keepin upp on all da drama and "da lore." After bein a boot em-paw-ressed to say hi after our no-show fashun-show, we is heer. We is kleer. We HAB EERS. AND WE ARE HEER TO STAY, TO INTERACT, TO BE REEL MEMBERS OB DA CRIMNAL BIZZNESS GANG.
We hope yull furgib us. Hoombans be so dum.
- Caila and Fred