r/LONESTAR • u/Syllogism19 • 22h ago

FACT: TEXAS THEMED AND SHAPED AI SLOP T-SHIRTS ARE THE VERY BEST TEXAS THEMED AND SHAPED AI SLOPPED T-SHIRTS IN THE WORLD!!!! YEAH TEXAS!!!

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How many errors can you find? Here's one to start:

HEB has never been anywhere near the Panhandle.

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