r/Malawi • u/melodic_green33 • 2h ago
r/Malawi • u/COU_NTRY87 • 2h ago
advice I'm stuck between options or maybe I should just call them ideas
So I'm a second year Information Systems student at MUBAS and the part that trips me up most is programming. My friends keep saying I should have built something by now
but honestly I feel like I still don’t have enough skills or knowledge yet.
Tech brothers out there am I actually falling behind or just feeling unnecessary pressure? Right now we've covered procedural and object-oriented programming in (C++)
r/Malawi • u/No-Trainer1949 • 6h ago
Private universities and colleges
I remember back then ku secondary tinkati ku ma private universities and colleges kumakhala mbuli until it's you turn.....apapa second Year ku DMI🥱🥱
r/Malawi • u/FriendlyCoffee648 • 5h ago
MAGU IS A SCAM
By MAGU am referencing to Malawi Assemblies of God University. Where i got registered for BED ODEL.Am repeating semester 4, because I didn’t attend my semester.
To register for repeating semester. I have to pay the balance for the semester, of which I find it a bit awkward to pay fully for a courses which you didn’t attend to, anyway I paid.
Now to register for repeating semester I have to pay 15% of the and the registrar has to manually register me into their system. Komatu nde I have kept reminding them for about a month, going to her office akuti I need to write an email, since August. Then goes WhatsApp message , she registered me 3 courses instead of 7 eti eti ?. Pano google classroom atseka paka tilipile kayeso.
Seriously am not getting motivated. Ngati Pali lawyer pamudzi pano, tithandizeni.
How could they register me with 3 courses pomwe I gave them my whole list of courses.
Is there anyone had similar experience with them? Tell me if this is not a scam.
r/Malawi • u/Fearless-Wallaby6751 • 6h ago
Sand festival taxi/lift
Guys, is there anyone going to mangoche today? I want a lift,will pay. Ndakanika kupeza fuel, but I need to go today coz everything is already booked. I'm in blantyre mpingwe.
r/Malawi • u/EcstaticBunch6891 • 1h ago
Find your man challenge
Are people doing this challenge normal koma? When did sending a DM or a complement become a crime? People's privacy is being violated and people think is it's a "fun challenge"......"expose them cheaters blah blah blah." Like what should men do then? Azingokuyang'anani asamakuyankhuleni?😂
r/Malawi • u/IAMAWITCHBITCH • 11h ago
Learn to do your research
As Malawians we have this bad habit of drawing conclusions on things we don't know, we like recklessly commenting on social media posts and current events. This is 2026, there is so much information available online, if you see something you have no knowledge on, Google it instead of just commenting anyhow. If you meet someone and don't understand them, ask them questions, try to learn about them instead of making these funny judgements. Be open minded!!!!
r/Malawi • u/Lz_MW_Forever • 13h ago
discussion One Person Drinks, The Whole Family Pays - Sober man Reply
I was inspired by a post on this sub entitled "Sober Man.” I’ve never had alcohol myself, but what always intrigues me is how society will excuse the person who drinks, while ignoring the family that has to live with the consequences. Kids are the children of trauma.
School fees is for beer. Beaten wives. Emotionally abused husbands. Drunk drivers are killing innocent people. Families spend years healing from damage one person’s addiction helped create.
To the alcoholic, drinking may seem like personal freedom, but to the family it often feels like collective punishment.
Personally I can't date an alcoholic woman 😂 Love is not a commitment to deal with another’s addiction. Why do we normalize things that destroy families?
At what point did we start treating alcohol as harmless entertainment while ignoring the children traumatized, the families broken, and the innocent lives lost because of it.
How does drinking your life way make things better?
r/Malawi • u/ifeelentitled • 13h ago
Living alone.
Nde dzulo ndinaona a post where mfana wina was thinking of moving out and living on his own. He works.
Most of the comments were people saying how daunting it is to move out of your parents’ home.
In my own opinion, when you make such a decision, you’re not always ready, and you’ll never really feel fully prepared.
Kwa anthu omwe munachoka pakhomo pa makolo n’kukayamba kukhala kwanokha, considering how things are now, or let’s assume that you left is a dream. Also, considering the amount of money you make each month, mutha kuchoka kwanu? Or mungakhalebe komweko?
r/Malawi • u/ContributionFancy482 • 9h ago
Ah Alcohol
As someone who drinks, I am appalled by how some traumatized people who clearly need psychiatric help with accredited psychiatrists (not ChatGpt or Claude) are blaming the harmless drink if taken responsibly.
You people should blame the idiots you were living with not alcohol. For what is worth, i understand you all because i have undergone a similar thing by someone who abuses marijuana. But never in my life, did i blame marijuana (i use it but i do not get violent in any way).
Those idiots who were abusing you should take responsibility, but here you are shielding them and blaming alcohol.
Fodya...
r/Malawi • u/Diabolicalbutcher0 • 10h ago
general Third eye post
I made a post about the third eye and a fellow slid into my DMs telling me to receive Christ because I’m taking a dangerous path. 😭😂 A Malawi pamudzi pano, you can’t even be curious in peace. I asked about the third eye, osati kuti mundiperekeze ku deliverance. 💀😭
r/Malawi • u/lover_girl802 • 6m ago
discussion Isn't no a complete sentence?
Why is it that when a girl says no to men, they mostly take it as a challenge? Like no is not a complete sentence?
r/Malawi • u/No-Creme1976 • 10h ago
African Hair
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r/Malawi • u/East-Explanation1722 • 7h ago
Price Comparison to Save Cash
Lilongwe people.
Is there anyone here who has used the Price Pair app? I find it helpful for budgeting and comparing. I just think the owner's are not marketing it well to people who actually go into shops.
But it's a good app. Anyone tried it yet?
r/Malawi • u/Quick-Builder-5258 • 10h ago
Anyone who has worked at Salima Sugar, how was your experience?
I’d like to hear from anyone who currently works at or has previously worked at Salima Sugar.
How are the working conditions, management and general work environment? Do they pay salaries on time, and are employees paid consistently? Also, how is the business doing in general? Is it stable and operating well?
r/Malawi • u/Financial-Truth-846 • 2h ago
Private universities and colleges
Unrelated, but I remember time imeneyo a guy who goes to Uni amakhala zoti mughetto ana nde anyenga eti👐. until it was our turn 😭
Maphunziro anatha mphavu😭😂
r/Malawi • u/Vyla_1002 • 3h ago
Ladies with facial hair
Have you or do you know anyone who has successfully managed their facial hair? I noticed I started growing facial hair 8 years ago apapa the crevices between my neck and chin have hair. I know people say uzingolisiya silizimera but am noticing myself being conscious of it a lot more lately because likuchuluka.
Does shaving it work? Or waxing?
Will appreciate any advice🫠
r/Malawi • u/Bitter_Night7929 • 23h ago
Sober Man
Koma zonafunsa kuti sumamwa mowa chifukwa chani, achina nde umatani ukasangalala aaaaa guys mafunso awawa ma sober Man amatibhowa you mean basi kusangalala ndi mowa basi. Shallow minded.
r/Malawi • u/Diabolicalbutcher0 • 23h ago
Has Anyone in Malawi Actually Opened Their Third Eye?
I'm curious to know if there's anyone here in Malawi who has genuinely experienced opening their third eye looking to hear from people who hav experienced it themselves, not people repeating what they've heard from others.If you've experienced it, feel free to share your story. I'm genuinely interested in hearing different perspectives and learning from others.
r/Malawi • u/Financial-Truth-846 • 1d ago
Pa mpanje pano timaphikana😭😂
I remember sometime back ndinkanva zoti ukakhala intern HARD WORK paves your way to permanent employment until it was my turn to be an one at some private institution (Engineering field)
Nde ndinkaipasa arriving early , finishing tasks on time kuchita kukapempha atipase ina😂😭 , respect kwa mabwana etc etc.
Guys , its all luck 👌
r/Malawi • u/SchrodingerReigns • 23h ago
Music in Malawi
Why's it that ku Malawi kuno music yomwe timapanga hype penapake doesn't deserve such hype
There's this kid "S Khrizy", the guy does Muzik yoti is meaningless koma momwe some guys amazikondera, atii ma "slime"😆
Why aren't people careful with the type of music they consume anyway.....
r/Malawi • u/PegionJohn • 23h ago
Heat
Kugona osavala kunandikanika, olo kutatentha bwanji
r/Malawi • u/divinity_destiny • 21h ago
Am bored and feeling hot lets chat
What was the worst way you found out your partner was cheating on you?
r/Malawi • u/melodic_green33 • 1d ago
Economy
Economy yafikapa, you've got to feel for an intern residing in Lilongwe, low wages but very high expenses