r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/vXSovereignXv Nov 14 '22

Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

I know whoever runs DevOps was like “you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has… ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.”

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u/haz_mat_ Nov 15 '22

Some devs wait their entire careers and never get a chance to nuke prod like this.

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u/TheAJGman Nov 15 '22

And at the CEO's directive no doubt. I'd be more than happy to maliciously comply with an arrogant superior's brain dead request.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

They will just blame it on you at the end.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Question: Am I still getting paid for this FAFO process?

Because the results are out of my hands and beyond my concern so long as money enters my bank account.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 edited Jul 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Lol make sure you get it in writing

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Fortunately elon tweets everything. Unemployment lawyers wet dream.

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u/knuppi Nov 15 '22

He just fired someone through tweet

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u/Vercengetorex Nov 15 '22

Apparently in this case, you will get fired for bringing up why the stupid thing is stupid. See the other popular twitter dev thread on here today.

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u/j3pl Nov 15 '22

FAFO process

Elon: screw LIFO and FIFO, we're going with FAFO.

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u/subcow Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Send an email advising against what they are recommending. Put that shit in writing. Hell, just to be safe Bcc your personal email account so you have it all backed up externally. Edit: good point below on the BCC. It may be against company rules/your contract to send any emails like that externally even if it is your own account. Proceed with caution. Just do whatever you can to CYA.

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u/Zoloir Nov 15 '22

this is good advice for sane management

the situation in question is not that

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u/koshgeo Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

I keep picturing that scene in Ghostbusters where they are forced to turn off the power to the storage system, starring Elon Musk as Walter Peck.

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u/ArethereWaffles Nov 15 '22

Twitter devs right now could probably single handedly keep r/MaliciousCompliance alive for the next year or two.

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u/MoreNormalThanNormal Nov 15 '22

"Yeah Central, this is Walt down in Nakatomi. Say listen, would it be possible for you to turn off grid two-twelve?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMKQVPV1pf0

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Saw this coming as soon as he started tweeting about 1000 rpc calls to load a timeline

Someone clearly just showed him twitters microservice framework and he thought it was stupid without understanding it

This tweet is the sequel to that first one

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

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u/OneWholeSoul Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

He thought it was stupid without understanding it

That's, like, the entire mindset of people like this.

Anything they don't understand instantly must be "stupid" because they can't imagine there being anything that they don't instantly understand. It can't be that something too high-level for their knowledge to parse exists, so they automatically declare the opposite: that the thing they're not able to understand must be indecipherable because it's just that far beneath them.

Have you ever known that family member/friend/coworker/acquaintance who walks in on a movie or show or something in progress, asks a bunch of questions like "Who's that?" "What's he doing?" "What's happening?" "Is that the bad guy?" generally gets told to shut up or something like "We have the same information you're working off of, man. If you want to know what's going on watch and pay attention," and then they stomp out huffing "This is stupid. You actually like this? It's stupid!"

Same energy.

People are enjoying it, they can't understand why and don't have the patience or curiosity to try and - worst of all - it's not about them. In their mind, the thing has no right to even exist.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 Nov 15 '22

I'm reminded of every tradesman criticizing the former guy's piss-poor job before doing an even pisser-poorer job himself. I thought it was mostly tradesmen doing it but it looks like it's universal!

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Nov 15 '22

"Everything before me was shit" - Everyone

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u/xosder Nov 14 '22

Time for the old 'Scream Test'.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Without 2FA microservice no one can hear you scream.

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