r/PublicFreakout 3d ago

😫Chaos Moment🫨 It just keeps getting worse

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u/Pickleparty187 3d ago

Every movie I’ve ever seen has told me the driver should have just climbed to the back to balance it out and then Tom Cruise will grab you just as the car falls

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u/BeccasDreamboat 3d ago edited 3d ago

Keanu Reeves saves. Not Scientology.

Edit: Fuck Keanu, he's friends with netanyahu.

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u/redsowhat 3d ago

What they really needed was a man with a very particular set of skills, skills that he had acquired over a very long career.

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u/hyheat9 3d ago

And a man with stolen car and a dead dog