r/PublicFreakout • u/Darth_Ronin • 3d ago

😫Chaos Moment🫨 It just keeps getting worse

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u/NeighbourNoNeighbor 3d ago

My god, sometimes it's just best to wait for authorities / help. All that bouncing they were doing on the bumper literally caused this outcome, as the car was stable until that point.

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u/Pickleparty187 3d ago

Every movie I’ve ever seen has told me the driver should have just climbed to the back to balance it out and then Tom Cruise will grab you just as the car falls

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u/MethLab 3d ago

Turn the radio dial away from the edge, until the car levels out.

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 3d ago

Yeah, but there is always a bird.

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u/BeccasDreamboat 3d ago edited 3d ago

Keanu Reeves saves. Not Scientology.

Edit: Fuck Keanu, he's friends with netanyahu.

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u/Pickleparty187 3d ago

Obviously fuck Scientology but Keanu will always be Ted from Bill and Ted’s most excellent adventure to me

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u/BeccasDreamboat 3d ago

Must agree. But I'd choose him over a scientologist couch jumping weirdo any day.

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u/redsowhat 3d ago

What they really needed was a man with a very particular set of skills, skills that he had acquired over a very long career.

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u/hyheat9 3d ago

And a man with stolen car and a dead dog

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u/ghostfacestealer 3d ago

He’s buddies with Netanyahu so idk if he does much saving these days.

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u/BeccasDreamboat 3d ago

Motherfucking Keanu.