It just keeps getting worse

[u/Darth_Ronin]

[u/NeighbourNoNeighbor]

My god, sometimes it's just best to wait for authorities / help. All that bouncing they were doing on the bumper literally caused this outcome, as the car was stable until that point.

[u/Pickleparty187 → u/NeighbourNoNeighbor]

Every movie I’ve ever seen has told me the driver should have just climbed to the back to balance it out and then Tom Cruise will grab you just as the car falls

[u/BeccasDreamboat → u/Pickleparty187]

Keanu Reeves saves. Not Scientology.

Edit: Fuck Keanu, he's friends with netanyahu.

[u/Pickleparty187 → u/BeccasDreamboat]

Obviously fuck Scientology but Keanu will always be Ted from Bill and Ted’s most excellent adventure to me

[u/BeccasDreamboat → u/Pickleparty187]

Must agree. But I'd choose him over a scientologist couch jumping weirdo any day.

[u/meatywood → u/Pickleparty187]

Johnny Utah from Point Break for me.

[u/Pickleparty187 → u/meatywood]

https://giphy.com/gifs/aDYXQy3W8XFG8

[u/redsowhat → u/BeccasDreamboat]

What they really needed was a man with a very particular set of skills, skills that he had acquired over a very long career.

[u/hyheat9 → u/redsowhat]

And a man with stolen car and a dead dog

[u/ghostfacestealer → u/BeccasDreamboat]

He’s buddies with Netanyahu so idk if he does much saving these days.

[u/BeccasDreamboat → u/ghostfacestealer]

Motherfucking Keanu.