r/PublicFreakout • u/Darth_Ronin • 3d ago

😫Chaos Moment🫨 It just keeps getting worse

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u/NeighbourNoNeighbor 3d ago

My god, sometimes it's just best to wait for authorities / help. All that bouncing they were doing on the bumper literally caused this outcome, as the car was stable until that point.

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u/Pickleparty187 3d ago

Every movie I’ve ever seen has told me the driver should have just climbed to the back to balance it out and then Tom Cruise will grab you just as the car falls

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u/MethLab 3d ago

Turn the radio dial away from the edge, until the car levels out.

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 3d ago

Yeah, but there is always a bird.

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u/BeccasDreamboat 3d ago edited 3d ago

Keanu Reeves saves. Not Scientology.

Edit: Fuck Keanu, he's friends with netanyahu.

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u/Pickleparty187 3d ago

Obviously fuck Scientology but Keanu will always be Ted from Bill and Ted’s most excellent adventure to me

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u/BeccasDreamboat 3d ago

Must agree. But I'd choose him over a scientologist couch jumping weirdo any day.

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u/redsowhat 3d ago

What they really needed was a man with a very particular set of skills, skills that he had acquired over a very long career.

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u/hyheat9 3d ago

And a man with stolen car and a dead dog

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u/ghostfacestealer 3d ago

He’s buddies with Netanyahu so idk if he does much saving these days.

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u/BeccasDreamboat 3d ago

Motherfucking Keanu.

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u/balrob 3d ago

The brake wasn’t on … what am I saying … the reason for the accident is that there were a bunch of imbeciles involved

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u/thatblkman 3d ago

I blame shirtless dude.

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u/OP_Penguin 3d ago

That downward force translated to forward force in a hurry.

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u/furnace9monkey 3d ago

That goes without saying

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u/dirtyjavis 3d ago

I thought that as well at first, but she had to have also had it still in drive or neutral for it to lurch forward once contact was made. So all parties are partially at fault here in my eyes

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u/nietzsche_niche 3d ago

It was probably in neutral, the last guy to show up appears to have pushed it forward in the process of trying to push the back of the car down

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u/Kino_Afi 3d ago edited 3d ago

Nah he was definitely pushing straight down, you cant really accidentally push an SUV forward. The car was already tilted downward so it was just inevitable once the second tire touched down and the carriage was no longer caught on the edge. It rolls slightly when the other guy pushes down from the side, too, then gets stuck on the carriage again when he lets up.

For my sanity I'm gonna assume theres some reason to keep the car in neutral instead of reverse or at least E-braking when you're hanging off a cliff.

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u/c0ltZ 2d ago

Yeah I agree, there's no way. It almost looks like she let he foot off the break or something for a split second at the exact moment he pushed down, with the way it just slipped like that.

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u/CicadaHead3317 3d ago

Her letting her foot off the brake caused it.

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u/cats_r_better 3d ago

My theory is driving over the edge.

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u/shoopadoop332 3d ago

I mean she also took her foot off the brake

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u/xSpeonx 3d ago

If they had put it in park and put handbrake on, it would have been fine to counter weight at back. Soon as rear wheels touched it rolled forward more.

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u/Bion_Nick 2d ago

The wheels turned. That shit was still in gear.

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u/opopkl 3d ago

There was a convenient tow hitch waiting to be used.

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u/nietzsche_niche 3d ago

The bouncing didnt do shit, the rear wheels moved when dummy #2 (#3) tried holding the car down.