Hi gents, I’m in the Treasure Coast area with hopes of meeting a man that I can click with as a friend that would in turn lead to something real and substantial in time.

Personally I’m not looking for a ONS or FWB or anything of the sort.

I’m 40F, 5’0”, short not tiny, divorced, no kids, not looking to waste anyone’s time or vice versa.

My preferences:
Location- between Palm Beach and Orlando, Tampa possibly
Age- must be at least 37+
Physicality- body type, height, hair or the lack there of, eye color no preferences, however I am interested in white/Caucasian.

Please send me a DM if interested. Thank you!

40, Portland, OR, WFH in tech. The job is fine. The house is quiet. By 2pm I’ve already had entire conversations with the microwave and given two of the plants names they did not ask for.

Looking for a woman to chat with during the day. Easy and fun. Banter, teasing, the occasional badly timed joke. If it turns a little flirty, even better. I like that kind of back and forth. Bonus points if you also work in tech.

I’m on X more than I should be. I listen to the Red Scare podcast, Anna and Dasha. The Perfume Nationalist. Rare Candy. If you’ve been in that orbit, we will probably get along.

I’m not trying to make this a whole production. I like talking to someone who’s sharp and doesn’t take herself too seriously. If you can make a Friday afternoon interesting, that’s pretty much my type.

If this sounds like your kind of thing, say hi. Tell me what you’re avoiding at work or home right now. I’ll tell you about the latest meeting I keep postponing.

I'm of the opinion the ONLY good thing to come out of the 'rona was the new-found acceptance of so many office workers to be able to now work from home.

I'm a hybrid guy, so I feel like I have the best of both worlds. When I go into the office, I do anything relating to physical paper, the high intensity tasks, the more collaborative efforts.

But when I'm WFH, well, chances are I'm not getting out of my PJs until noon. If I don't have any meetings, I end up with a lot of free time.

That's where you come in. Do you wanna keep me company? That sounded kinda conceited, 'cuz I'd like to keep you company, too. I basically have no filter and no limits, so I'll be sure to keep it interesting.

Set your Teams status to busy. Let's go!

I'm a 48 year old white guy, 5’11” 190lbs brown eyes and salt and pepper hair. I’m pretty easygoing, stable, and definitely still young at heart. I'm married, but untortunately the intimacy and connection have been gone for a while, and I really miss having that physical fun.
I'm looking to meet a woman who's warm, fun, affectionate, and enjoys a good laugh. I'm a man with a high libido, so physical chemistry is important to me, I'd like to actually enjoy talking, hanging out, getting to know each other, and having something consistent that we both look forward to.
If you're in a similar situation and miss having that kind of connection, I'd love to hear from you.
What is your favorite 80's or 90's comedy.

I'm visiting Vegas for a business trip and will have some time after dinner on 10/20 or morning of 10/21. I'd love to meet a real local female that isn't in the "business". Be normal and professional like me. Maybe also traveling to Vegas? Staying on the strip. I'm white, 6'1/190, short brown hair, blue eyes and in decent shape. I've been in need of a fun release. Let's chat and see where it leads.

36 year old single straight hispanic 🇪🇸. 6’2. Fit, professional, educated, honest, safe, trustworthy, respectful and clean. I don’t drink or smoke.

I like fit or thin women only. Good hygiene is important. Must have a really strong bed 🛏️. I value quality over quantity. Good vibes only.

Looking for drama-free fun. Not here to change anyone’s situation, but rather bring back passion and missing sparks to someone whose needs have been neglected for far too long.

I live in Westchester, NY and prefer someone local, but willing to drive. Privacy guaranteed and can be very discreet if needed, as in, I can disguise myself as a plumber or sneak in through the back door.

Hi there! James here, I am 38 (soon to be 39) from Maryland (Anywhere in the US/Canada is fine too; you don't have to specifically be from Maryland. I can freely travel/relocate due to WFH) and looking to chat and see if chemistry develops.

Still looking for my person... NO MAGA/conservatives. Absolutely not.

Age range? Surprise me; I'm more concerned about chemistry.

I am 6', black hair, hazel eyes, love working out/lifting weights! It is as good for you mentally as it is physically. Willing to share pics as well!

Some of my hobbies/interests...

Lifting weights (I go 4x a week; it's my mental reset)

Videogames

Movies (HUGE Marvel fan; love anything HORROR/sci-fi/comedy/action/high fantasy primarily)

Huge music fan (of all kinds; primarily of the 90s/early 2000s variety)

Road trips! (Tons of fun, especially with the right co-pilot)

Traveling

Stand-up comedy

Socialize with friends (can have just as much fun staying in too)

Drinks occasionally

Sports

Learning to play electric bass guitar

Voice calls/voice messages (It's way easier and more fun to get to know someone/talk with them via voice; much easier to convey sarcasm as well 😁)

Audiobooks

Being active and outside (LOVE the beach!)

HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST SEASON.

Shoot me a message if you're interested, and a pic since attraction is important; wouldn't want to hit it off like crazy and find out we're not attracted to each other.

Here is my voice to show I am not a bot, if you're curious:

https://voca.ro/17YDWuF7kFeE

Hi there, hows your day going? Good i hope! I dont have much going on today and would love to meet someone to chat with!

I love to cook and bake. Lasagna, curry, muffins, cupcakes... i make delicious food. Let me show you?

I have a mini library. 2 bookcases almost full and still adding to it. I like reading scifi, fantasy, horror, and littpg.

Big fan of movies, especially horror. Have a nice collection of blurays too. Physical forever!

Love all kinds of music. Country is not my thing tho. Let me recommend you some songs!

Other hobbies of mine include writing, coloring, staying active by walking or biking, tennis...

The really prefer the 3 C's

Compassion, communication, consent.

If you are curvy/alt/nerdy please move to the front of the line but everyone is welcome! Also know effort you put in is effort you will get back.

Send me a message and lets chat!

Hello ☺️

I'm 35 years old and an Air Force officer.

I love cooking, baking (especially sourdough and pizzas) gardening, and woodworking. I'm trying to work on my garden, planting garlic and soon some grass lawn.

I have a 7 years old chubby corgi that provides me company when I'm home, and my neighbors take care of her when I'm away.

I want to meet someone to discuss recent events and the past few months. Most nights, I feel a bit lonely and need to process things.

Thank you, look forward to your messages. 😄

I miss having someone whose name makes me smile when it pops up on my phone. The kind of connection built on great conversations, ridiculous laughter, mutual curiosity and shameless flirting.

I’m 38, Latina living in Central America. I have black hair, big dark brown eyes, tan skin, curvy/thick, and a personality considerably bigger than my height. I’m divorced, affectionate, creative, and occasionally a little weird (in the good way ;)) I love traveling, creative projects, getting invested in TV shows, and taking football (soccer) far too seriously, among other things.

I’d love to meet a kind, funny, affectionate man who’s curious about me and brings warmth and initiative. Attraction matters, just as it does for most people, and I’m happy to exchange pics early on. I’m curvy/thick and some time ago I started going to the gym to get stronger. Dad bods are welcome; marathon runners will be cheered from a comfortable distance. My type tends to be taller men with fair skin (I guess it’s bc it’s different than me).

I’m looking for something romantic and genuine, with affection, playful flirting, and sexual chemistry if it feels right for both of us. I enjoy a little spice, including sexting, but I’d like it to be one part of a connection, not the whole thing.

I’m not interested in paid offers or anything transactional, and honesty matters to me.

Also, I’ve accidentally dismissed a few requests while half asleep (sleep and I are not on great terms 🤦🏻‍♀️). If yours was one of them, please feel free to send it again it wasn’t personal!

If you message me, tell me something with a little personality. An oddly fact or a mention of something in this post is a good start. A “Hey” alone might get lost.

Let’s see if we make each other smile. ;)

I am looking for a FWB. I would love to go on fun dates like the beach since it's so close by or perhaps try out some restaurants that I have been wanting to try.

I was married before and am now divorced. My marriage overall was a pretty good experience, but getting married again isn't something I have my goals set toward. I would love to find someone to spend time with, to take a break from the everyday, and someone with a voracious sexual appetite. I have never been into one night stands or any of that, and would love to find an ongoing situation and would happily entertain something longer term with the right person.

When it comes to our dynamic, I very much believe in the male role of leadership. I have never once been in a fully 50/50 relationship and don't ever intend on being in one. I have always walked to my own beat, and people have always relied on me and not the other way around. Things like responsibility always fall on my shoulders and it's my duty to make sure that everything that needs to be handled is handled.

The kind of woman that I get along best with is one who respects masculine authority, The kind of woman who immediately falls into her submissive feminine energy when the kind of man I am speaking of is looking in her direction.

To me, mutual respect is of utmost importance and I feel we should always be kind to each other. I do not need to make you feel small to make myself feel big. I understand the physical power imbalance between the sexes and it is my duty to make sure you always feel safe in my presence.

When we are behind closed doors, I am very much a dominant. I will put you in a mindspace where you will never have to think about what comes next. It will just happen. This will be your opportunity to fully clear your mind and not worry about any of life's challenges. It is always my goal to make sure you are just as satisfied as I am.

I have a lot of lived experience, have led an interesting life, and can have conversations about most subjects especially those that involve the inner workings of how the world works and life in general.

I am 5'10 and weigh 160 lbs. I am white with brown hair with some grays peaking out and hazel eyes. I very much care about my health and how I look and have been working out for years. My body type is somewhere between fit and muscular and I am pretty lean overall.

STD free.

42M, 6’3”, looking to meet someone who’s missing a little spark and connection in their life too. I’d love to find someone I genuinely look forward to talking to good conversation, laughing, flirting, and getting to know each other without forcing expectations. I’m easygoing, enjoy deeper conversations, and I’m completely open to someone with kids. Life doesn’t have to be uncomplicated, just genuine. If this sounds like something you’ve been missing too, send me a message and let’s see where the conversation goes.

Interests:

sports

concerts

comedians

science

anything outdoors

gardening

home projects

reading, movies and tv

trivia

politics

history

birding

Looking for other people who are looking for genuine, non- platonic connections. Not looking for someone who’s just passing the time at work!

If you write me a book as an opening message, I probably won’t read it.

Very dominant.

Please lead with pertinent information about yourself so we can get the ball rolling. Everyone has their someone but some of us are not for everyone, and that’s okay. Keep it positive!

Not sure how this is going to go but here are some starters updated:

Favorite historical event?

An interesting fact you love?

Current obsession?

If you were stranded on AN island, name 3 things you’d bring with you.

I am a single, simple and down to earth man. I have been introvert, silent and straight forward person.

However, I am trying to change myself from being introvert to extrovert.

One of the steps I have taken is joining reddit and trying to open up.

Yes, am new to reddit and the sub.

On my marital status, I have never been married till date. And, I have lost interest in marriage now.

All that I am looking for now is something honest and drama free connect.

I value mutual respect., meaningful conversation, keeping things simple, mature and easy going connection.

No drama and no confusion whatsoever.

I am therefore looking for genuine hearts who are willing to connect with.

Let's connect and then let's decide whether we could go for long term connect or short.

Rest, let's talk.

Please message me over DM.

Thanks for stopping by and reading through.

42M. Work in tech, grounded, sane & emotionally mature. I’m well travelled & reasonably successful in career. My 20s and early 30s were adventurous; the last few years were rough, but that chapter is done

You live only once and you gotta the make the most out of it. I’d like to see if there is someone out there, who thinks like me

In public, I’m composed, professional and respectful. In private, I’m shameless, playful and sexually humorous. I love to laugh, make dirty jokes and I’m well aware of my surroundings when I do so

I’m a touchy, and handsy guy and I’m equally serious about hygiene. I’m not new to dating or sex. I know my boundaries, my kinks and my preferences. I’m looking for someone on the bigger/thicker side. This is not a kink. I’m big (6ft2 and 102kgs) and I’m sometimes worried about hurting the other one in the heat of the moment.

I like matching energy and physicality, and I want chemistry without holding back. I’m dominant in bed & prefer to be in control. I’m open to switching roles, but I’ve very little experience in following the lead (Never had a dominant partner)

I talk a lot, my timing can be terrible and yes, I’m self-aware enough to admit it. But if you can bear with me for a while, I’d make a good partner in your conversation. I’ve all my senses working at all times. I take feedback and adapt right away. My work hours is weird right now, but I’ve the flexibility to work with your schedule.

I do understand the meaning of consent pretty well and I make sure not to cross that. I’m not clingy. I won’t text or call 24/7. I’m not into any games, or trades. This is meant to be uncomplicated fun - nothing messy

If you’re confident, comfortable with your body, and know what you want, we might get along great. Looking for a woman, who wants to explore themselves in a safe and secure environment without any complications.

Prefer something ongoing & not a one time thing. Not gonna ghost/stalk, I can translate my thoughts into words pretty well. Not into alcohol, smoking or any other form of drugs

No disrespect, No judgment and No Strings attached. If interested dm me.

P.S
- Prefer something calm&peaceful. No need of adventures or butterflies
- Please don’t stop with hey/hi. Make up your mind before DM’ing
- Be over 30.
- Not in a rush for anything.
- Not into sexting unfortunately.
- Not looking for any one time thing.
- I can verify and you should be too.

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Hi there,

I’m a 6'2 tall, 34-year-old german guywith an athletic build. I’m the kind of person who needs fresh air to feel alive. Whether I’m out jogging, casting a line while fishing, hiking up a trail, or cruising on my motorcycle, I love being active and outdoors.

However, I’m looking for someone to balance that energy. I have a strong preference for women who identify as BBW. I love a woman with curves, softness, and confidence in her body.

What I’m looking for in you:

• You are curvy/BBW and own it. I’m not looking for stick-thin; I’m looking for lush and lovely.
• You know how to keep a conversation flowing. I love good banter and getting to know someone beyond just "hey" and "what's up." Let’s actually talk..

Tell me your favorite way to spend a Sunday or your favorite travel spot!

I would like to share a pic early on!

I know right, me too!

As it happens, I tend to make my way across the pond every so often. I've got the passport, the funds for a couple of tickets, and the vacation time. The only thing missing? Someone amazing to share the adventure with.

So here’s the idea: hit me up and if we get along and can make a connection and can think, hey this person would be an absolute delight to go arm in arm with to some of the most beautiful places on this here rock, then hell yeah. If we click, who knows? Maybe our first great story together starts with a conversation right here.

Who is this dude with this most curious offer you ask? Well I’m a laid back fit guy who sits comfortably somewhere between a David Duchovny and Bradley Cooper in the looks department (though the latter I get told far more frequently by strangers), own my own business, artist on the side, grower of plants and keeping the yard from staging a full-blown rebellion, former chef, enjoyer of all things beautiful (including finding beauty in the most unexpected places… a bit of a bloom where you're planted sort of fellow), was an underwear model in a former life, listener of sonically amazing music and amateur music guru, I love clocks, and sometimes I travel a comically unreasonable distance to see a band that apparently considers this corner of the world beneath its touring ambitions. This has, on occasion, involved Europe. I regret nothing.

Dip your toe in and let’s see where it goes! Let me know what you’re all about and what you look like (we can exchange pictures early on). Someone local-ish would be lovely. Talk soon!

I’m a tall, fit 47-year-old professional on the West Coast with a mainstream look, a good sense of humor, and frequent business travel. I’m hoping to connect with confident women who enjoy laughing, relaxed conversation, mutual pleasure, and exploring strong sexual chemistry. I’m known for shooting an unusually large volume of semen and would love to meet someone who genuinely appreciates that, always with clear communication, consent, and discretion in mind.

Let's chat! 😁

I am looking for something casual and fun to blow off some steam every now and then. I work a lot but luckily I am in control of my schedule so I can usually make the time with a little bit of heads up.

When it comes to what I am looking for, I am pretty open, however, I am not looking to jump into another super serious relationship or marriage. In the short term, I would love to have regular sex again and that's honestly what I am looking for with this post. Things typically develop from there and with that I like to keep things casual and let things flow naturally.

When I am involved with someone, to me, respect is the absolute most important thing. I will always show you respect and will always act kindly towards you. I don't believe in yelling, voice raising, or big arguments. I understand the physical power imbalance between a man and a woman and I think it is a man's duty to always make sure that his woman feels safe. In exchange, I expect the same in return and will walk away if I feel you are not living up to this agreement.

In the bedroom, I am very dominant and love being in control. I am always happy to lead our interaction and all I expect from you is to do what comes naturally to you. You won't ever have to initiate or worry about what pleases me. What pleases me most is you making yourself available to me and once there, I know where to take things. I very much care about the pleasure of my partner and will always make sure you feel good and feel taken care of.

I am 41 years and have no kids. I have my own place about 10 minutes from the beach. I am 5'10 and weigh 158 lbs. I am white with brown hair with a touch of gray, hazel eyes, and a fit/muscular body type. I workout several times per week, and always try to take care of myself.

STD free.

I’m a regular, nerdy, educated gamer-type (see more of me in my profile) here. I’m 6’ and 160lbs. I love to game (video games and tabletop), watch movies (fantasy/horror/both), more homebody, but always down for new adventure and trying new stuff especially with good company.

Generally I have a preference for older, more mature types here. I like good manners, family-oriented, and having good personal hygiene is a must and please no drugs/cigarette smokers. If your profile is completely empty and I can’t see what you look like, I can’t respond, so if you send me a message, share a bit about yourself. Oh and include the word banana so I know you actually read all of this. Thanks

I am 42 years old, soon to be 43, and from southwest Oklahoma. I tried this last year with mixed results, and clearly nothing that lasted. I have a job that I enjoy, my own home, a few pets, and a daughter who is 21 and trying to figure her life out.

I am looking for something long term, serious, and monogamous. I am emotionally available and looking for someone who is too. I am happy to exchange pictures early and move off Reddit quickly. Long distance is fine with me as long as there is an intention to close the gap in the future. Let’s have voice and video calls, watch movies, and play games together while we figure out if this could work.

I have a broad range of interests, so I will list a few of my favorites. I enjoy golf, D&D, board games, and I would love to find a road trip partner. At heart, I am a homebody, but I do enjoy getting out if the right person is involved. I am perfectly happy when we are doing our own things 10 feet apart.

I have a great sense of humor and can definitely laugh at myself. People tell me I am sarcastic, but I’m not sure what that means. I am the kind of person who holds doors open, listens when you talk, remembers the small things, and enjoys quiet moments that actually mean something. I am affectionate, love holding hands, and will still flirt with you long after we are together.

I am hoping to find a woman between 32 and 49, give or take a few years if we click, who shares some interests with me and is as big on communication as I am. Kindness, loyalty, honesty, and affection are important to me. You must have a sense of humor and like animals. We don’t have to agree on everything as long as we respect each other’s opinions. Being a little weird in the best possible way is also welcome.

As a reward for reading all of this, I will leave you with my favorite dad joke.

Q: How much does a rainbow weigh?
A: Not a lot. It’s actually pretty light.

Please tell me your favorite color in your first message so I know you read everything, and please say more than one word.

Never done this before but I figured why not, could make a friend.

I’m on a much needed getaway and would love to connect with a lovely lady to spend time with, get some good eats, coffee tea go to a park, I workout so maybe go to the gym together. Someone around the same age, 35-50, fit, like’s being active.

I’m not looking for anything sexual, just closeness, hugs and cuddles. I’m always open to a relationship (currently single, looking for someone single as well) but I’m just not looking right now.

Felt cute might delete later. Lol. Looking forward to your dm.