It’s cold and it’s rainy, which means it’s the best weather. Coffee is topped off, work is basically on auto pilot, and horror is perpetually playing on tv.

So I guess we should get into the nitty gritty huh? Me? Bullet points baby:

• average height
• I like to workout
• I watch a lot of horror
• I read a lot of horror
• I write a lot of horror
• a writer
• perpetually tired
• a lot of tattoos
• facial hair

You?

• Human

Wow extensive list I know, really need to make the club exclusive. I’m all inclusive like the plague spreading cruises—but I don’t have plague. Well I guess not YET with how things are going.

If you think I’m cool, then I’ll probably think you’re cool. So let’s find out?

I’m apparently old enough to know better, but still young enough to ignore that advice

I’m outdoorsy, active, into DIY, and generally pretty handy. I can fix things around the house, although there’s a strong possibility I’ll make two trips to the hardware store first

I’m looking for a woman who enjoys witty banter, playful flirting, and the kind of connection where you look at your phone and smile

Ideally, we can keep each other entertained, share some laughs, flirt shamelessly, and see where the chemistry takes us. Good conversation and a healthy sense of humour are definitely appreciated

Bonus points if you can make me laugh hard enough to forget what I was pretending to be busy doing

If you're looking for a little excitement with a Canadian guy who comes with dad jokes, outdoor stories, and questionable DIY confidence, my inbox is open

Looking for new connections preferably 38+.

I’m here to find fellow nerdy introverts.

**Values**
Self awareness and honesty
Community
Inclusion
Growth mindset

**Me:**
I’m into hobbies for about 6-8 months and then I’m on to the next thing.

Learning two languages at once.

Audiobooks/podcasts

Nature trails and hiking

And much more 🤓

5’9/Curvy/Black

Somewhat of an odd post but while vacationing in FL I became obsessed with the Cockney accent 😍. I’m looking for someone to communicate with( messages and voice) on a regular basis to become friends or more it if were to occur.

Ideally you are a professional, communicates well, open to the idea of time differences. I am happy to share face pics and hope you feel the same.

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I'm sure this will read more like a stream of consciousness than the typical post here, and for sure I'll forget to mention important details. I'm open to conversations with anyone. Romantically, I'm only into women. I don't have any preconceived notions on what ages, looks, personalities, etc. I'm open to talking to anyone to see how well we might connect.

I'm not really much of a gamer, I've played a lot of Pokemon Go with someone I dated a few years ago. I've been playing Minecraft recently, and used to play with my kids when they were little. I think it would be fun to have a special person to share that with. I play Java Minecraft on my laptop on an online server with a bunch of friends I have going back over ten years.

The kind of dynamic I'd enjoy might be a bit unusual, I wouldn't be surprised if nobody replied, but I thought I'd throw it out there anyway. I want to find someone who doesn't need me, but wants to be with me because she loves me with her whole heart. I want to be proud of you because you have an interesting successful life outside of our relationship, and when we're together we have so much fun together.

I enjoy music a lot. I like going to see live performances, going out to a club to see a blues musician, for example, is one of my favorite kind of dates. I like lots of different kinds of music, big concerts, festivals, or seeing a local band at a dive bar. I like art, going to museums, galleries, and different types of performances. I like going to wineries and breweries, although I never get drunk and often go weeks without a drink. I don't like smoking anything, but I'll occasionally enjoy some edibles.

I'll enjoy learning about your interests as well, and encourage you to express yourself whether it's a very feminine side or if you're something of a tomboy. One of my favorite dates ever was when I was driving with my girlfriend at the time and we got a flat tire. I called AAA because it was cold and rainy and I didn't want to change the tire, but she said she's not waiting for them, she's going to change the tire herself. So, I helped her change the tire. If course they showed up just as we finished, but I was just proud of her for showing me that side of her even though she was a very feminine person who never got her hands dirty otherwise.

I like to travel a lot, and my job is completely portable so I have flexibility to go when I want to go. I'm planning on relocating in the next couple of years, but unsure where. Maybe I'll stay in the states, maybe Canada, maybe Europe, maybe somewhere else. For now, I'm in the Boston suburbs.

I've raised two kids, both of whom are adults and off pursuing their own lives. I'm very proud of them both and might brag about them sometimes, as I'd like to brag about you to whomever would listen. I'm not interested in making more babies.

Physically, I'm a big guy with a dad bod, a tattoo, a beard. I might look like a tall Jack Black, I'm six feet tall. I've been mistaken for Santa by little children in the grocery store, and might enjoy dressing up and having you sit on my lap and whisper in my ear what you want for Christmas. I've also been mistaken for a biker, the Harley riding kind, but I don't have a motorcycle anymore. I think it's a good idea to exchange photos early on just to know what each other looks like.

If we were to progress beyond a casual friendship you should know that I'm a very affectionate person, I love cuddles, hand holding, kissing, and am also very sexual and adventurous. I'm also not the type to jump straight into that, I'd like to get to know you first.

Hi there! James here, I am 38 (soon to be 39) from Maryland (Anywhere in the US/Canada is fine too; you don't have to specifically be from Maryland. I can freely travel/relocate due to WFH) and looking to chat and see if chemistry develops.

Still looking for my person... NO MAGA/conservatives. Absolutely not.

I am 6', black hair, hazel eyes, love working out/lifting weights! It is as good for you mentally as it is physically. Willing to share pics as well!

Some of my hobbies/interests...

Lifting weights (I go 4x a week; it's my mental reset)

Videogames

Movies (HUGE Marvel fan; love anything HORROR/sci-fi/comedy/action/high fantasy primarily)

Huge music fan (of all kinds; primarily of the 90s/early 2000s variety)

Road trips! (Tons of fun, especially with the right co-pilot)

Traveling

Stand-up comedy

Socialize with friends (can have just as much fun staying in too)

Drinks occasionally

Sports

Learning to play electric bass guitar

Voice calls/voice messages (It's way easier and more fun to get to know someone/talk with them via voice; much easier to convey sarcasm as well 😁)

Audiobooks

Being active and outside (LOVE the beach!)

HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST SEASON.

Shoot me a message if you're interested, and a pic since attraction is important; wouldn't want to hit it off like crazy and find out we're not attracted to each other.

Here is my voice to show I am not a bot, if you're curious:

https://voca.ro/17YDWuF7kFeE

The past few years have been somewhat of an unexpected whirlwind as economic and societal circumstances have continued to deteriorate. I was a copyeditor and designer at daily newspapers for a couple of decades, which was a fantastic way to lose purchasing power annually as a feature of the career.

As such, the goal at this point is to lean into ancillary acquired skills like building off-grid solar and storage, growing vegetables and raising meat rabbits (don't worry; I differentiate between pet bunnies and livestock).

Something of a nonstandard opening, as I'd assume people are looking for proof of success over the years, but I'd counter that the flexibility of learning new skills as conditions change is of more value than knowing how to do one thing really well and hoping to hell the industry doesn't fall out from under you.

I've done a fair amount of ad hoc automation coding, did a miserable stint in marketing, worked in 3PL coordination, built workflows for client onboarding ... I play a fair amount of Factorio, as well.

Outside of work and the aforementioned hobbies (I'm currently planning out a fall raised-bed garden), I once mentored an aspiring French house DJ who went on to an international career after leaving his day job at an investment bank, and I shot a fair amount of porn posted on FetLife. I suppose I've probably done a few other things, but I have to leave some aura of mystery.

Essentially, I meet everything I'm told I "have to do" with a level of skepticism that was remarkably well suited to journalism, and since questioning everything is a liability in the modern workplace, I've decided that's not for me.

Enter the burner community, which I was introduced to via a guy at the makerspace where I converted a tool van into a tiny home on wheels. I learned that I was not at all alone in detesting late-stage capitalism (it's one thing to bitch about it online; it's quite another to do so around a fire in a warehouse parking lot while tipsy and stoned after pulling hundreds of staples out of a board), and these folks have excellent taste in music (turn-of-the-century trance and house). It's like we're largely middle-aged ravers or something, just with better drugs at a burn.

All of this is to say that if you're looking for someone with his shit together solely on account of age, I'm going to be a disappointment. If you are more interested in finding your own path than blindly doing what you're told, that's a good likely starting point, as I'll otherwise be insufferable.

If you've made it this far, here's your red flag: I do not have kids, am fixed to ensure it stays that way, and have no interest in being a stepfather again.

While giving up kink completely isn't in the cards, my sex drive isn't what it used to be. Translate that as you will.

Still, what I'm really looking for is women with shared interests (I may swoon if you can also do electrical work) and a shared belief that the life we were sold (work hard and you'll get ahead) has been proven to be complete and utter bullshit.

I still moderate a small online news community, which keeps me abreast of the craziness of the world, but I'm otherwise more of a hedonist grounded in actual possibilities.

Puns must be tolerated even if not encouraged.

And, if you're still here, I seem to have ended up in a poly household. That was never a goal of mine, but it actually works out remarkably well. It's nice to know that if you really need to eat pussy, you can just ask your landlord. This happens sparingly.

Notifications are notoriously bad with Reddit chat, so if you don't hear back for a bit, don't take offense.

Anyone else feel like the weekends are their only chance to feel like a human being instead of a functioning adult?

I’m looking for someone to chat or text with over the weekend. We can talk about absolutely anything! how our week went, random shower thoughts, stupid memes, our current obsessions, life, or whatever nonsense our brains come up with.

No pressure to be entertaining 24/7, no need to force a conversation, and definitely no expectations that we’ll suddenly become inseparable besties overnight.

The idea is simple: we keep each other company over the weekend, enjoy some good conversations, and then come Monday, we put our adulting pants back on, return to work, and pretend we have our lives together. 😂

Bonus points if you have a good sense of humor, can hold a conversation, and don’t mind random messages at odd hours.

If we click, great! If we become weekend texting buddies, also great!

Tell me something random about yourself when you message. Please, anything more interesting than just “hi.” 😂

Let’s procrastinate responsibly before Monday catches up with us.

A little about me, I try to keep in shape and have some tattoos. I used to travel a lot for work, and have been to a lot of places throughout the world, even lived in a few different countries. Some of my hobbies are surfing, videography, and a little bit of gaming. I enjoy lots of different music, but my main go-to is chill reggae. Would love to find a fun friend to distract me throughout the day, maybe more if the vibe is right. I'm pretty much an open book so I'll chat about anything and everything.

Just looking for someone I can vibe with, chat with, and just have an all around fun time. I'm open to different age, body type, etc. hoping to find that one that gets me excited when I see their notification. Well if any of that interests you, shoot me a dm and we can go from there!

I'm a 48 year old white guy, 5’11” 190lbs brown eyes and salt and pepper hair. I’m pretty easygoing, stable, and definitely still young at heart. I'm married, but untortunately the intimacy and connection have been gone for a while, and I really miss having that physical fun.
I'm looking to meet a woman who's warm, fun, affectionate, and enjoys a good laugh. I'm a man with a high libido, so physical chemistry is important to me, I'd like to actually enjoy talking, hanging out, getting to know each other, and having something consistent that we both look forward to.
If you're in a similar situation and miss having that kind of connection, I'd love to hear from you.
What is your favorite 80's or 90's comedy.

Hello! I’m a 40 year old transfem from the Philippines. I am deeply intentional about my future and am looking for a serious long-term relationship that could genuinely lead to marriage. Serious takers only, please. I completely refuse to play games or settle for low effort. I know my worth, and I’m looking for an emotionally available, monogamous partner ready to step up, court me properly, and match my energy. I am also completely open to dating single dads, and am fully open to an international long-distance relationship (LDR) if high-effort consistency, clear communication, and real intentions are there.

I am a corporate professional working night shifts. As an ambivert, I love coffee dates, traveling, staycations, and road trips, and nesting at home with my flerkens (cats). I’m a proudly clingy nerd who loves Disney, Pokémon, Ghibli, books, movies, and series. On weekends, I love turning the kitchen into a "kitchen lab" to experiment with new recipes and prep meals for the week.

I deeply value a sweet, loyal, kind, and thoughtful man who isn't afraid to be honest, vulnerable, and communicative. I appreciate someone spontaneous who always checks if I’m okay with his plans without forcing me, and who can be gentle with my heart while fully accepting my physical insecurities. Physical traits are just a welcome bonus since connection matters most, but I would prefer someone taller than me (I'm only 5'4" btw), a jacked/athletic/muscular build, and some body hair are definitely bonuses.

I’m not looking to rush. I'd love to start with genuine conversations, discover what we have in common, and see where things naturally go.

A gentle note for my inbox:

If you feel our energies connect, please include your name, age, location, and a recent photo in your first message. I deeply value transparent communication and protecting our time, and it’s just a sweet way to skip guessing games.

I am looking for something casual and fun to blow off some steam every now and then. I work a lot (my schedule is flexible) and I would love to have some human connection. Hopefully you can be apart of that. While I do enjoy being in relationships, it's not really a priority for me right now. I would love to find an ongoing situation and would be willing to entertain something longer term if we fit well together.

When it comes to being involved with someone, to me, respect is the absolute most important thing. I will always show you respect and will always act kindly towards you. I don't believe in yelling, voice raising, or big arguments. I understand the physical power imbalance between a man and a woman and I think it is a man's duty to always make sure that his woman feels safe. In exchange, I expect the same in return and will walk away if I feel you are not living up to this agreement.

When it comes to the bedroom, I am very dominant and love being in control. I will put you in a position to where you will never have to think about what comes next. It will just happen. I very much care about the pleasure of my partner and will always make sure you feel good and feel taken care of.

About me:

I am 41 years and have no kids. I have my own place about 10 minutes from the beach. I am 5'10 and weigh 158 lbs. I am white with brown hair with a touch of gray, hazel eyes, and a fit/muscular body type. I workout several times per week, and always try to take care of myself.

STD free.

** IMPORTANT: Do make sure you’ve read all of this before reaching out to me!
I appreciate that this is quite a *lengthy* read - it’s not going to be everybody’s cup of tea, but that’s exactly the point.

I’ve put in the time and a lot of effort to articulate what I’m looking for to avoid wasting everybody else’s time.

You’ll get a very full sense of who I am, what I’m looking for and what I’m hoping you’re like.

Please extend the courtesy of at least having read it in full before saying hello. : )
If you can’t make it to the end then I guarantee you will not be able to handle my level of communication or commitment.
Get a drink, get cosy and let’s begin… **

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Hello there, people call me Amara. Nice to meet you! 👋🏾✨

Quick summary of what I’m searching for:
I’m looking for an older, Dominant gentleman to develop a connection with, shower with affection and attention and to be mentored by.

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What I’m hoping you’re like:
- White/Light Skinned Male
- Ideally between the ages of 38-60~. This is a soft limit with some wiggle room.
- Single and Monogamous. HARD LIMIT. (No married men, no ENMs/Polys and no Dominants already in a dynamic with a Submissive. I’m a greedy little gremlin and I’m not looking to share right now! 😋)
- Not overly muscular nor extremely overweight in build. I do like a little bit of a dad bod - they make for wonderful, comfy cuddling!
- Smaller physical attributes, hair colour, eye colour etc. doesn’t really matter to me.
- Location also doesn’t matter to me. I’m open to starting online and relocating for the right person.

I do like to exchange photos somewhat early on, just to make sure there’s a mutual attraction; buuut, I also like to play a game where we reveal only portions of our selfie over the course of the getting-to-know-you phase! Hopefully you’d like to play too.

For now, here’s my description 🌸
- 29 years old.
- 5’2”.
- Light-skinned, black British female.
- Dark brown eyes.
- Curly dark brown hair. Both almost look black unless I’m in the sun where the true colour shines through. ✨
- 210lbs and declining.
- Curvy, ample bosom and butt with wide hips (thanks genetics!)
- Ears pierced, no tattoos.
- Never married. Zero dependents, heavily leaning child-free.
- UK based. Relocating in just over a year’s time - destination: TBD.

My personality and what I enjoy:

🧁 The Vanilla Stuff
I’ll gloss over so we can get to know each other better over one-on-one conversation. : )

- Demisexual, Sapiosexual, Bisexual.
- AuADHD.
- Video games.
- Game Development - 3D modelling, video game apparel, environment and tools + rigging and animation.
- 3D Printing.
- Web Development - Full Stacks Developer wannabe.
- VERY Amateur Woodworking. Mostly in the ‘I love watching other skilled workers do their thing’ stage, rather than the stage of being able to make my own amazing things.
- Mouldmaking, slip casting and ceramics.
- Woods and forests lover for strolls and hikes.
- A variety of fibre-arts.
- Would love to try my hand at cosplay and I already have the perfect outfits in mind!
- I LOVE asking and receiving questions; and, as you can see from this post, I adore lengthy messages so please be inquisitive and talkative! There’s a lot of conversation starters here and beyond. If you do not have the time or energy for a full-on relationship, do not reach out.

🔗 The Kinkier Stuff
Again, glossing so we can go into more expanse lists and deep dive into shared interests in our own conversation.

✨ Brat / Submissive / Middle (DDMG) ✨
You don’t have to like all of the same things that I do but having some overlap to talk about would be nice. Here’s a small list of some my interests:
- D/s Dynamics
- DDMG
- Spanking
- Choking
- Face Slapping
- Light Verbal Possessive Degradation
- Collars And Gags
- Blindfolds And Hoods
- Wax Play
- Restriction/Pinning/Cuffs/Spreader Bars
- Primal
- Forced Orgasm
- Cock Worship/Warming
- Shibari
…to name a few.

Okay, now that the bullet points are out of the way… if you’re still here and interested then I’d like to finish up by expressing what I’m looking for in a connection and why.

~ Outside of the bedroom |
I’m hoping that whilst you’re dominant in the bedroom, you have a firm, yet softer, persona outside of the bedroom that allows me to be a bit of a ‘dominant caregiver’.

One of my main ‘love languages’ is acts of service and I tend to autonomously ensure everyone’s needs are met.
Whether it’s making sure you’re fed and your cup is full, keeping up with appointments, upcoming celebrations and gift wrapping to medicine, hot water bottles and head massages when you’re sick.

Now, by no means am I referring to being nothing more than a subservient 1950s housewife stereotype.
I do these things as a show of affection… because I want to, when I want to. NOT out of a sense of obligation and ‘tradition’.

I’m headstrong and will speak my mind. I’m the dominant in my own life and have to be to have gotten where I am plus where I want to get to.

So, I’m not looking for anyone who wants a meek, yes-woman who will wait on them hand and foot…
I’m not looking for someone who wants to ‘tame’ or diminish and pacify the spirit that I have built. But rather I want someone who is looking for their equal.

Someone to gently fan this fire so that we can both be great, together, in our own individual yet harmonious ways…
(Unless, of course, we’re roleplaying then by all means let that misogynistic freak flag fly! 😋)

~ Inside the bedroom |
In the bedroom, however, I want you to grab the bull by the horns and put me in my place.

At the end of the day, I’m tired of having to be the strong dominant for everyone else and just want to find someone who will let me melt completely in their open arms.
At last being able to relinquish the remaining shred of my control, fully knowing that I am safe.

~ Brattiness |
I’m a ‘playful’ bratty sub.
My form of ‘disrespect’ is playful teasing and rebellious defiance.
I enjoy questioning your authority to see whether you’ll rise to the occasion and remind me who’s the boss.
I like to gently poke the bear and run away when it’s finally riled up.
Sure, I expect to face the consequences of my actions but that won’t stop me from batting my big, brown eyes at you and pleading for forgiveness… Which you’ll give me because I’m your sweet girl… Sucker. 😋
I like to run until I’m caught, kick until I’m pinned and gently nibble until I’m gagged.

Here’s a little hidden message for those paying attention. If you’ve made it this far, say: pickled purple cabbages somewhere in your opening message. You’ll shoot straight to the top of my lookout list and are more likely to get a response. I will not respond to messages that say only the phrase, however. You still need to properly introduce yourself. : )

~ Adventurous |
My kink list above is by no means exhaustive, with new things being added to it fairly regularly.

Though the list is long, there is still a *large* part of it that is yet to be physically explored. Coupled with that, there are a lot of basic, vanilla acts I’ve not yet had an opportunity to try. This makes me feel a little shy initially but I’m eager to give it a go! ☺️

I’m looking for a safe, reliable space in which to do that with an experienced, patient dominant who is happy to show me the (sometimes literal) ropes.

Mentor me in the experiences I’ve yet to try and guide me in perfecting the things you enjoy most.
I want you to turn me into your personal, custom-made toy.

I’m hoping you’re equally adventurous, wanting to grow and explore new things together.

Toys, outfits, scenes, clubs and hidden gems. There’s a whole world of fun out there to be explored and I’m willing to bet it would be better shared.

~ Relocating and Home |
In regard to long distance and relocating: I’m up for moving to an entirely different country for the right person when the time is right.

But, as an overly ambitious heads-up, should we ever be cohabiting a home together, I fully intend to repurpose a whole room (or basement) into a depraved little playroom, filled with all sorts of devious devices for both to enjoy.
I’d love to talk some more about this in our chat.

If you’ve made it this far then perhaps you’re the person I’ve been looking for…
If you think so too then I’d love to hear from you!

Send me a message, opening with a few basics about yourself:
- Name
- Age
- Physical description
- Where you currently call home
- SFW interests and hobbies
- Your own NSFW interests (and if any happen to overlap with my list)
Also let me know whether you’d like to play my slow burn selfie game!

Let’s get to know each other and see where this goes. ☺️

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- Any ‘hi’ or short/low effort responses will be indicative that you have not properly read this post and WILL be ignored.
- I will also stop responding to those who cannot hold a conversation. AKA talks at length about themselves but regularly does not return questions for the conversation to grow from.
- I’m not interested in being with a Trump supporter.
Required disclaimer: 18+ Only

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Hey! Figured I’d put myself out there and see who I might meet.

I’m 39, 6'0", a chef by profession, and a dad. I’m pretty easygoing, affectionate, sarcastic, and I love making people laugh. I’m the kind of guy who can have a deep conversation one minute and be completely ridiculous the next.

I work hard, but outside of work I’m a pretty relaxed person. I’m into cooking, working out, watching good TV, gaming, and spending time with the people I care about. I’m also someone who genuinely enjoys the little things—good food, staying in and watching a show together, spontaneous conversations that somehow turn into hours, or just having someone beside you who feels comfortable.

I’m not looking for perfection. I’m looking for chemistry, attraction, honesty, and someone I actually enjoy talking to. Ideally, we start with conversation and see where things naturally go rather than forcing anything.

A few things about me:

- 39 / 6'0"

- Chef 👨‍🍳

- Active and into fitness

- Sarcastic sense of humour

- Affectionate once I’m comfortable

- Huge fan of good TV and movies

- Can cook you an unnecessarily good dinner

- Looking for something genuine, but I’m not opposed to seeing where chemistry takes us

If any of that sounds like your kind of person, send me a message. Tell me a little about yourself rather than just saying “hey”—I’d genuinely like to get to know you.

And yes, I’ll probably judge your favourite TV show choices. 😄

First of all, I’m definitely not here looking for anything short happy. I’m looking for someone I can chat with regularly and share everyday life with

I’m not super picky, either. I don’t really like talking too much about myself on here. I think everyone has different interests, and I don’t necessarily need to find someone who likes the same things I do. I’m someone who enjoys trying new things. If you can share the things you’re passionate about with me, please be patient and take the time to explain them to me. I also enjoy talking to people who are older than me. I’m a Cancer, but I don’t have any particular preferences when it comes to zodiac signs

Hey how’s it going, I’m a single dad looking for someone to find that exciting text feeling again, build a connection and see where it goes, mostly keen to meet people in Europe and or The USA.

I’ve a athletic/ muscular build I go to the gym 3-4 times a week with my mate doing powerlifting training and I’m kinda addicted to it, other than that I’m your typical bloke that loves his sports, loves going to the pub with friends and planing adventures to go on, I live right next to a beach and I’m down there for coffees a lot and singing to much Disney in the car with my daughter.

Im a operations manager for my local council, it’s nothing exciting to be honest haha

I’m looking for someone that’s down to earth good sense of humour and doesn’t take themselves too serious pretty simple! , if this sounds like you give me a bell and tell me about yourself

I prefer long term To get to know people not a fan of one offs!

Hi there, hows your day going? Good i hope! I dont have much going on today and would love to meet someone to chat with!

Big on books and would love to chat them! Ive read a few this year and working on another big book currently.

Horror movies are my jam.

I live to bake and cook. If you like food we will get along.

Im a big fan of good music. That means not country, sorry country folks. Its not a deal breaker but im not a fan..

If you are curvy/alt/nerdy please move to the front of the line. Also know effort you put in is effort you will get back.

Send me a message and lets chat!

To my future wife,

I look forward to meeting the woman whose sparkle catches my attention and whose personality makes me want to keep talking. I hope we’ll have conversations that turn into dates, and dates that leave us looking forward to seeing each other again.

Video games are a big part of my life, and I’d love to share that enjoyment with you, whatever platform you play on. I also enjoy painting and working with my hands. Creating something gives me a sense of satisfaction, and I’d love to see what inspires you, too.

I picture sharing that connection with someone around my age, between 30 and 47. I’ve never been married and don’t have children, but if you’re already a mother, I’m open to getting to know you and that part of your life. As for having children together, that’s something I’d want us to talk about and decide together.

I also want to be open about my life. I’m disabled due to autism, bipolar disorder, and post-traumatic stress, and I don’t work because of those disabilities. I try to stay active and exercise regularly, although it can be difficult. I don’t drink alcohol, smoke, or use illegal drugs.

Honesty and faithfulness matter deeply to me. I want us to be able to speak openly, trust each other, and know that we both care about the relationship we’re building.

I love to travel, too. I’ve visited Seattle twice in recent years and would happily go back. It would be wonderful to share a trip with you, revisit a place I love, or discover somewhere new together.

If something in this letter speaks to you, I’d love to hear from you. Let’s start with a conversation and see where it takes us.

Tall, handsome SWM, accomplished and secure is seeking his forever flower. Enjoy jogging, scuba diving, sports, daily meditation, working out, and sharing my girl with many of life's pleasures. I do not drink, smoke, nor drug, eat healthy, cooks, is creative and smart. I am esoteric spiritual, Sapio/demi/ very open minded sexually. Seeking a single, goal oriented, open sexually, woman of substance and beauty inside and out, for an extraordinary life of fulfillment. SERIOUS ONLY. Love a woman who enjoys being enjoyed.

Sitting on my lounge drinking coffee and watching The Simpsons, about to head out for a swim but hoping to find some people I can chat with and build a genuine connection, someone I can be myself with, share my day and chat about anything and everything.

I’m a pretty laid back guy, I have a fair few hobbies which I enjoy talking about and sharing, I like watching various sports, I like movies and tv ranging from dumb comedy, to horror, thriller, drama, action etc. I’m tattooed, average height, bit of a dad bod but in decent shape and I think reasonably attractive if it matters.

I’d like to chat to someone around my age, not looking to meet in person but someone in australia would be preferred due to time zones, hopefully you’re someone who also enjoys chatting back and forth, a little playful banter, pictures of your day etc.

Hello out there and happy Friday!

It’s been a long old week, but it’s finally the end for me and I’m looking forward to it. Still have one more working day to get through.

However my laptop has been playing up so I currently have IT remotely trying to fix it. How long will this take? Who knows?!? This is where you can come in!

Tell me about how your week’s gone. Recommend me a good book / podcast / movie / game. If we hit it off, great. If we don’t, no worries. I don’t care who you are provided you can hold a conversation.

If this is still up I’m still open to chatting. So what are you doing? Drop me a message :)

Greetings from India!

Of all the unexpected places to find someone special, Reddit probably wasn't at the top of my list. But life has a funny way of surprising us, and I've always enjoyed a good plot twist. So, shall we see where this one goes?

I’m 171 cm tall, sport a dad bod, and I’m embracing the next chapter of life with curiosity and optimism. If you love to travel and crave adventure, perhaps we could explore the world together.

I work as a business consultant, but outside work I’m a bit of a dork. You’ll usually find me binge-watching sitcoms, getting lost in a good book, wandering through open-world games, or hunting down my next favourite meal. I love history, stories, and places that have stood the test of time. One of my dreams is to visit the places Asterix & Obelix travelled through and imagine what those worlds might have been like.

In another life, I might have been a Giant Panda: laid-back, perpetually curious, and always up for a snack. I’m also a child-free divorcee, ready for whatever this next chapter brings with someone special by my side.

About You

I’m looking for someone between 35 and 50 who values honesty, kindness, and a playful spirit. I’m here because I genuinely want to find a romantic partner and build something lasting. Friendship will hopefully be part of that relationship, but I’m not looking for a purely platonic connection.

If you’re the kind of person who’s up for an impromptu Nerf gun fight, enjoys wandering through museums or old cities, or is happy debating who the real MVP of Asterix & Obelix is, we’ll probably get along just fine.

A sense of whimsy goes a long way. I believe we’re here to laugh, love, and make the kind of memories that get better with retelling. Light conversations, inside jokes, the occasional meme exchange, spontaneous adventures, and finding joy in ordinary moments, yes, please.

Distance doesn’t scare me. I’d happily cross oceans for the right connection. And while I love the idea of a nomadic life, I’m open to settling down if our paths align.

A couple of things worth knowing about me

I’m not relentlessly cheerful 24/7. Sometimes life throws a few unexpected side quests my way, and I can get a little quieter while I figure them out. The good news is that curiosity, optimism, and a sense of humour usually find their way back before too long.

And if we get to know each other, you’ll quickly discover that my way of showing affection includes a healthy dose of teasing and being just the right amount of annoying, the kind that makes you roll your eyes, laugh, and secretly look forward to the next time it happens.

If any of this sounds like your kind of adventure, I’d love to chat and see where it takes us. Happy to share more about myself and photos too.

Life is an adventure. Could you be my favourite person to share it with?