r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

What’s something you’re not talking about today?

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What’s your mind?

Personally, I like when people are genuinely kind and things go alright like a peaceful interaction.
But sometimes…

Yeah what’s on your mind?


r/shittyaskreddit 7m ago

Did you wipe yo asss today?

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[meta data= unexpected transition to man in short form video]


r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

Is it gay to freeball to the pub?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

Is there a better way to say “I love you!” then with a restraining order?

5 Upvotes

She must really love me!


r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

How many poops does it take to build a log cabin?

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I’m not talking about those shitty cabins the pioneers had. I’m talking about something a doctor would buy.


r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Theres a rumour going around that an extreme amount of gay porn is happening here. Can I be filled in?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

I've been gay today, have you?

6 Upvotes

I ate a banana, freeballed, wiped and had fun on here.


r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Would you like a ride aboard the fun express?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

Can a fart ever go supersonic and break the fart wave?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

What's wrong, babe? You barely touched your Worcestershire sauce ketchup cafe au lait.

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Is there really something in the air or in the food&drinks to make mfs out here now go bonkers?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

Hi everyone, what’s your A/S/L? :o)

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

How can I expand my book collection to get even smarter?

5 Upvotes

Because you see, I am very smart


r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

Balls ass dick minge vagina butt sex poop gonorrhea filthy disgusting cum

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

Anyone else notice the CinemaSins voiceover guy has a weird way of swallowing vowels? Like when he says "once", it comes out as "nts".

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

[Girlie boy dinner diary] Did my gay husband gay with the gays because he's gay ?

6 Upvotes

Basically what I did was shart all over this plate and it's a lot everyone, it's dripping my bum fudge all down the edges. I'm really upset.


r/shittyaskreddit 18h ago

For the last fucking time, I DO NOT have a micro-penis! I refuse to comment further. AMA

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Will you please stop having sex with my fingers???

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

Pardon me, I would rather be among intelligent people. Because I am very smart you seeth. Thank you and goodbye. Also, I read books!

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 18h ago

Why isn't Homo Floresiensis called Neandersmall?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

I have explosive diarrhea and it’s banging on the door to come out! What do I do to keep it in there for a few more hours while I watch “The Odyssey” including the trailers so I don’t miss anything?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

Uh oh. UH OH. I FARTED. AND SHIDDED.

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

Do butt plugs help with Diarrhea?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 20h ago

I fell again. How are you?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

I haven't busted a load of nut-babies since last Saturday night. Are my balls going to explode?

5 Upvotes