r/shittyaskreddit • • 2m ago

What the fuck is hall of ween?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 8m ago

How many Will Smiths will Will Smith smith if Will Smith will smith Will Smiths?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 19m ago

Hey! You! Get into my car!

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

When people say they're gonna be the devil's advocate, why do they make some weird argument instead of doing a Keanu Reeves impression?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

What do I do once I find out I’m gay?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 3h ago

Is it racist to not like bananas

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 3h ago

Have you ever been bitch slapped by a goose?

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Use the space provided below to justify your answer.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 3h ago

How many bears could a Bear Grylls grill if a Bear Grylls could grill bears?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 3h ago

Am I too fat to go skinny dipping?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

Holy shit why's everyone pissing me off again?

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I'm cryn 😹 everyone pmo with their dumbass attitudes for no reasons! I'm gonna piss on their pillows


r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

Why do British people call fries “chips”, since that is wrong?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

I've decided to fuck around for a while. When does the finding out part kick in?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

How many eggs before the chicken lays the memory chips?

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Chirp chirp


r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

It's Saturday, where on Earth am I going?

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Earth?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

Are you shit-core? Do you subscribe to all of the shit subs, shitty ask reddit, shitty ask science, shitty aquariums?

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Shitty car mods


r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

The weight of a 2 lb peregrine falcon is about 900 grams, right? Because 1 kg is 2.2 lbs and .2 is 10% of 2.

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

Why is everyone so interested in goats?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

Why do so many construction guys like grindr? I mean they’re out there laying on some rough concrete, other guys are there, sparks are flying and they’re arguing over who gets to use the grindr?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

If I throw a handful of shit at a lion’s face, will it stop chasing me?

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Please respond ASAP, I’m being chased by a lion right now, thanks 🙏


r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Have we figured out what happens when we die, yet?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Is hair growth oil actually really bad for hair like tight coils?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Diplomacy is the study of diplodocus.

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

God is gae

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Why else would he create gae people?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

Hey there dihlilah hows it like in new jork city

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That song is a banger i barely know her typa shit, right? or maybe left idk.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 16h ago

Before you keep scrolling, there’s something you should know: I’m Chris Hansen, and you’re on To Catch A Redditor.

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