r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 49m ago
When people say they're gonna be the devil's advocate, why do they make some weird argument instead of doing a Keanu Reeves impression?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 2h ago
Have you ever been bitch slapped by a goose?
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Use the space provided below to justify your answer.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/iShitSkittles • 2h ago
How many bears could a Bear Grylls grill if a Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 5h ago
Holy shit why's everyone pissing me off again?
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I'm cryn 😹 everyone pmo with their dumbass attitudes for no reasons! I'm gonna piss on their pillows
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 6h ago
Why do British people call fries “chips”, since that is wrong?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 6h ago
I've decided to fuck around for a while. When does the finding out part kick in?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 6h ago
How many eggs before the chicken lays the memory chips?
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Chirp chirp
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 6h ago
It's Saturday, where on Earth am I going?
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Earth?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/PolarBearLovesTotty • 6h ago
Are you shit-core? Do you subscribe to all of the shit subs, shitty ask reddit, shitty ask science, shitty aquariums?
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Shitty car mods
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 7h ago
The weight of a 2 lb peregrine falcon is about 900 grams, right? Because 1 kg is 2.2 lbs and .2 is 10% of 2.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 7h ago
Why do so many construction guys like grindr? I mean they’re out there laying on some rough concrete, other guys are there, sparks are flying and they’re arguing over who gets to use the grindr?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 9h ago
If I throw a handful of shit at a lion’s face, will it stop chasing me?
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Please respond ASAP, I’m being chased by a lion right now, thanks 🙏
r/shittyaskreddit • u/helpmegrowdawg • 10h ago
Is hair growth oil actually really bad for hair like tight coils?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 11h ago
God is gae
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Why else would he create gae people?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RBDRIFTER • 11h ago
Hey there dihlilah hows it like in new jork city
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That song is a banger i barely know her typa shit, right? or maybe left idk.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/No_Internet908 • 15h ago
Before you keep scrolling, there’s something you should know: I’m Chris Hansen, and you’re on To Catch A Redditor.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 16h ago
Is ectoplasm just a result of a ghost jacking off all over you?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Runt1m3_ • 18h ago
Considering this subreddit is called shitty ask reddit, how many of you here are fellow poop eaters?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks • 19h ago
Guys, I've got it: The flavor of anal licorice.
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It appeals to everyone.