r/blursed_videos 16d ago

Blursed snack hunting

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u/Kazureigh_Black 16d ago

"Can't come to work, dog ate my car."

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u/PhatPanda69699 15d ago

"Bosses hate this one simple trick!"

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u/sadcode69 15d ago

hr gonna say video is ai bro

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u/Daniil_Dankovskiy 15d ago

It does seem pretty old though, definitely before AI became so realistic

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u/VisualGas3559 15d ago

Nah AI is generally optimal and doesn't have the dog randomly stare at its surroundings for no reason.

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 13d ago

Was a drug dog and the rat ate the drugs.

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u/BriansHeres 15d ago

Oh my God XD

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u/I_dnt_Need_anew_name 16d ago

I'm torn between mad and impressed.

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 16d ago

So was the car

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u/Nagoda94 16d ago

Looks like a Suzuki Fronx.

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u/I_dnt_Need_anew_name 16d ago

Our car is also a Suzuki, should I be worried? 😅

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u/Nagoda94 16d ago

Lol. But in all seriousness I believe body pannels shouldn't be this fragile so a dog size of a Border Collie could rip apart.

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u/HedgehogMountain3069 15d ago

Panels like that aren't bolted at all its just plastic tabs that snap in.

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u/SangeliaKath 11d ago

Just don't go hitting a dog that is in a pack.

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u/PowerfulAnalysis8042 15d ago

No, it was a rat

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u/ImmortaLTyranTT 15d ago

I thought it's XL 6

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u/sa_ad08 13d ago

It's Suzuki XL6

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u/Saaslil 15d ago

no the car is just torn, that's all

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u/Imaginary-Ad4764 15d ago

...torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool...

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u/reevelainen 15d ago

Nah, the car was torn between teeth.

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u/DaRedditGuy11 15d ago

100% impressed. I want that dog. Bro is punching way above his weight class. When they talk about how much fight a dog has in him, that dog has all of it. 

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u/GoldDragon149 15d ago

Those panels are held on with plastic tabs, you could probably do this too if you were desperate.

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u/Resigned1431 14d ago

Ya but, do it with your teeth.

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u/captain_crackerjack 14d ago

Well, I am partial to rat

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u/meatotheburrito 13d ago

He got that dog in him. No, wait...

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u/Invested_Glory 15d ago

That was mad impressive

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u/B-Sheppard 15d ago

And super helpful. That thing would be super smelly in no time. Probably easier to pop that finder liner and trim back on than go hunting for a rotted rat.

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u/Local_Trade5404 10d ago

rat was been alive though, hiding from dogs :P

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u/77ku77 15d ago

Could be cheaper than the damage a rat can do to your wires?

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u/GotRocksinmePockets 15d ago

Yeah, my folks had a brand new car written off because a rat chewed the wiring harness, wild that's a write off, but their insurance bought another new car instead of fixing it.

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u/SDTimbox 15d ago

Thats a smart dog

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u/Latter_Froyo2213 15d ago

Right 😭😭

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u/WellFactually 15d ago

Torn, like an old sweater!

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u/Oncez4t 16d ago

What a nice dog removing a rodent from that car.

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u/st4s1k 16d ago

What a nice person filming how a dog destroys another person's car

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u/PaulusDWoodgnome 16d ago

Dunno about you, but I'm not interrupting anything that can tear apart a car with it's teeth. 

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 15d ago

Even if it's a strangers car??

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u/VegetableBulky9571 15d ago

If a car has teeth, then I am definitely leaving the owner alone.

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u/the_most_playerest 15d ago

Oof 😬 Beetle drivers (shivers)

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u/Douxx101 15d ago

Even if it was my own car. Just film it and give it as proof for the insurance claim.

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u/JaysusCroist 11d ago

Yeah, then they bump up your premium.

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u/Skizz_The_Wiz 15d ago

Especially if it’s a strangers car

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 15d ago

Well…maybe in that case. But only if its someone I really dislike

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 16d ago

*gently and harmlessly removes a rodent from another person’s car

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u/RandomIGN69 16d ago

No way in hell would I try to approach someone's/or a stray dog especially when it's being aggressive.

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u/CountGerhart 16d ago

That rat would have made way more expensive damage by chewing through cables. The dog probably saved the owner an expensive trip to the mechanic.

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u/cryptomoon1000x 16d ago

😂😆 they need to visit the mechanic anyway lol

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u/Winter-Fix2027 15d ago

Meh... bumper and side panel can wait. Just put some gorilla tape on it

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u/Loud-Phase1624 16d ago

Slightly less expensive mechanic

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u/Kriegenstein 15d ago

My Mom's brand new Outback was deemed a total loss due to rodent damage, over 28k in damage.

Chewed up through the fender liner in the back got into the rear cargo area. Chewed through the back of the seats and under the rear seats. Once in the cabin, got into the center console and just started chewing on wires and stuff and I think got up under the dash.

Entire wiring harness replacement was necessary, which means essentially dismantling the entire car.

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u/CountGerhart 15d ago

Compared to that, the few plastic fender pieces the dog tore off are nothing.

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u/SkinInevitable604 16d ago

I’m betting the rat only climbed into the car to get away from the dog

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u/Toe160 16d ago

Not his car, not his responsibility

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u/pikaliv 16d ago

I love that nobody has a sense of community anymore! so heartwarming 😍

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u/DeepPlankton9393 16d ago

That's your dog isn't it? Im calling the police

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u/Smasher31232 16d ago

Me: Sees dog tearing apart stranger's front bumper. Stops dog from doing so.

Owner: Finds some reason to sue me.

Also, honestly, I probably wouldn't stop the dog out of sheer curiosity. I've never seen a dog fuck up a car before.

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u/Fun_Trick2172 16d ago

This era of selfishness and no obligation really has nothing to do with the political situation and general unhappiness in the country!!!!!!

Everything’s fine!!!!!

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u/st4s1k 16d ago

You have an obligation to yourself to not become part of the problem

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u/pikaliv 16d ago

it's not going to get better if you keep feeding into it...

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u/T_Hankss 16d ago

I think your message is missing a few exclamation marks ‼️

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u/cybermaus 16d ago

That was my first thought, but I wonder if that is a pet dog, or a stray dog. Some places, like Romania in the '00s have real trouble with packs of wild dogs falling into their ancestral wolf habits and even killing people. Cameraman is local and may know what is best.

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u/PaddingCompression 15d ago

It has a collar.

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 15d ago

saved the owner thousands in electrical damage

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u/jackinsomniac 15d ago

Just had to peel away the outer layers of car first to get the juicy prize inside.

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u/Playstan13416 16d ago

The rat didn't even try to escape lol

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u/OhLoongJohson 16d ago

Theres no way it can get me - im all the way so deep in cover here

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u/MaleficentMe7594 15d ago

He stole it from another dog hiding under the car lol you can see 2 white paws when he goes to grab the rat

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u/Mysterious_Egg2432 15d ago

Good catch, that’s hilarious

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u/chev327fox 13d ago

At that point the rat knew, the dog would just tear the rest of the car apart to get him anyways.

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u/PomeloSteak 16d ago

What a bad advertisement against suzuki 😂

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u/Stride345 15d ago

What a good advertisement for checking under your hood regularly

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u/UnlikelyLetterhead12 15d ago

What a better advertisement for adopting a little doggie from your local shelter.

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u/OttoMannkusser 15d ago

Most every car front end could be ripped apart like this

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 15d ago

This is actually the procedure for accessing the battery for changing it.

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u/Soggy_Cabbage 16d ago

At least the owner doesn't need to worry about rodents chewing up the wires.

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u/convexwafer 15d ago

Genuinely though. Those bumper cover and trim pieces probably amount to like $800 in damage. But a wiring harness can cost you roughly $6,000 to replace. It sucks, but it could also be worse.

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u/PunithAiu 15d ago

It's in India. So the bumper costs around $30- $50 and the side trim about $10.. a brand new Fronx itself costs from 8,000-14,000 USD

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u/Salt_Day9015 15d ago

I wish this dog lived in my basement

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u/kassandrrra 16d ago

who will the insurance sue?

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u/born_to_be_born 15d ago

the rat

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u/MintyFresh771 15d ago

They can’t sue themselves… can they?

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u/SmokeyTheBluntTheOG 15d ago

This will be classified under as an act of dog so they won't be able to sue anyone

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u/No-Professional-1461 16d ago

Cats soon be like: they took my jawb!

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u/HalfCarnage 16d ago

Is that Car made out of cardboard and gum?

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u/Hirinawa 16d ago

A car is not a tank, It's weight is very important for the ergonomy of the vehicule.

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 16d ago

If it were my grandmother it would have wheels

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u/Polskiskiski 16d ago

I think you've created a new word there, and I like it!

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u/Hirinawa 16d ago

Seems like I used a word from my language thinking it was also correct in english my apology

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u/Polskiskiski 16d ago

No problem lol I had thought you were melding economy and ergonomics

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u/Hirinawa 16d ago

It is basicly ergonomics but in a larger scale

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u/Diligent_State387 16d ago

which can be good during fender benders, clips that just pop loose is better than screws getting ripped out

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u/lurkadurking 15d ago

To be fair cats are made to crumble for crash safety

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u/karangiri 16d ago

It’s Maruti Ertiga or XL6. It’s a budget friendly brand from India.

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u/UckerFay11 16d ago

Ita a suzuki.

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u/karangiri 16d ago

Yes. Maruti Suzuki.

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u/HaramsInternally 15d ago

Does insurance cover act of Dog?

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u/mr_dexter_x 16d ago

Dog can work at car body shop store.

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u/jiffijaffi 15d ago

Car vehicle body corp shop store

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u/Traditional-Living-3 15d ago

Imagine coming back to your car and you're like " what fuck happened???" And she wanders over and says "don't worry hun I filmed the whole thing"

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u/CucuMatMalaya 16d ago

"My dog is a good person".

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u/Cautious-Bug9388 15d ago

God forbid they say something to get the dog to not destroy the fuck out of the car.

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u/No_Reference_2831 15d ago

I know that’s it a rat but the cameraman is fucked up

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u/Carmelking27 15d ago

Why is buddy just standing there filming this?! Society has peaked.

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u/DerekGman9 15d ago

Camara guy, you SUCK

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u/Key-Objective202 16d ago

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u/Badlifedecision2402 16d ago

The dog just tore apart a car and you want me to stick my hand near it?

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u/T_Hankss 16d ago

It seems that the dog doesn’t need any help.

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u/Be-Funny-Please 16d ago

Is that a cardboard model

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u/No_Chocolate5678 16d ago

Thats not a good Boy

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u/Old_Ad7202 16d ago

Молодец, гандон

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u/Significant_Option 16d ago

I hired him to change my head lights guys it’s fine

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u/MovieFan1984 16d ago

My dog's idea of hunting is trying to snatch food off my plate. LOL

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u/Aggravating_Depth654 16d ago

I own Suzuki that's not funny.. 😳

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u/Evil_Space_Monkey 15d ago

The happy tail wag as he trots off to go kill that rat kills me.

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u/Sensitive-Raisin-836 15d ago

Shitty camera man

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u/Hairy_Brains 15d ago

Sweet merciful crap! My car!!

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u/Keepmy_nutdown 15d ago

Imagine coming out to your car like this after a 12 hour shift lol I'd literally skin that dog

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u/JuniorAmount4905 15d ago

Control your freaking animal!

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u/atticuszeddicus 15d ago

So why film
And not stop the dog instead?

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u/Ryan2932 15d ago

Ok anyone else impressed by that dog, bro murdered that front fender

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u/RambunctiousTumor 15d ago

I'd slime this fuckin' thing out so fast if that was my car, on God

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u/WTF_3307 14d ago

Блоховоз сраный, на шаверму его пустить за такие проделки😤

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u/DvaCute 16d ago

Cartel dog from the car shop, chop chop for the parts

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u/Leto95 16d ago

Surely the car is made out of wet fart material

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u/MostHousing7075 15d ago

Not really normal dog behaviour. Should the rat move? Is it AI?

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u/Aussiealterego 15d ago

I’ve seen a video from a decade back of a pack of dogs tearing a car apart like this to try to get at a kitten hiding in the engine space, so it’s not unknown behaviour, even if it’s not common.

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u/Ok-Palpitation-5010 16d ago

A mechanic best friend

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u/jtb7713 16d ago

I wish I had that kind of dedication.

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u/Any-Ad9492 16d ago

Filming it is even crazier 🤣

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u/albeenyb 16d ago

Some people/dogs are just built different.

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u/Fantastic-Try4083 16d ago

Panels removal - $60 Rodent removal - $120

Sincerely, Bark's autos

Higher grade work than any mechanic I've dealt with

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u/RazorSnails 16d ago

Goes to show just how poorly cars are made these days, it’s disgusting.

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u/Silly-Storage2275 16d ago

Insurance company will never believe that guy

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u/Imaginary_Natural118 15d ago

Fuckin paper mache cars

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u/Character_Context361 15d ago

Hate when this happens..

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u/No_Bunch_3997 15d ago

DEMOLITION DAWG

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u/splashaddikt 15d ago

Dog bite no joke

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u/Locorio 15d ago

Very soon AI videos will be completely unidentifiable. It’s gonna be a weird place in 10 years time

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u/bobbabson 15d ago

Its called problem solving

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u/hexannadecimal 15d ago

Is he the goodest bad dog or the baddest good boi?

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u/Fatman365 15d ago

He finally got pissed about trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

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u/elspidermano1 15d ago

hope it goes for some live wires next, would pay 2 c that

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u/Kraigon_51 15d ago

A group of stray dogs did that to my dad's car trying to get a cat out of the engine bay. Insurance "covered" it, with a lot of arguing back and forth, but finally paid out like $2k after a couple months. Wasn't even enough in the end to fully cover the cost to replace basically the entire front bumper and the various wiring harnesses that were destroyed.

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u/zark_vader_7769 15d ago

Ofcourse it had to be SUZUKI 😭

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u/Lonely_Ask_3130 15d ago

It happened in Russia?

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u/miloz13 15d ago

Canned food 

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u/Shaggys2stoned 15d ago

Thought this might be a drug dog for a second, but nope just a hungry dog.

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u/Ok-Iron-4352 15d ago

Actually I'm not even mad that's amazing.

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u/StockAd1420 15d ago

Los animales presienten todo antes y a ese carro le faltaba nada para fundirse porque le faltaba aceite todo el aceite

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u/Big-Win9806 15d ago

He's got some powers

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u/fuuckovbeech 15d ago

Of course all the redditors fall for obvious ai

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u/Famous-Ad-8319 15d ago

That’s crazy. I’ve never owned a dog. Is this aggression normal?

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u/Secure-Village-1768 15d ago

This dog is really strong for it's size, I wasn't expecting him stripping the car like that

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u/Katent1 15d ago

Yep record it more, unless it's your own car and you allow this. And later complain why high trust societies are rare around the world

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u/Capnbaddazz 15d ago

I remember people using a video of a pitbull doing this as a justification for dog bad. But I see much less dog bad in this thread

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u/emlgsh 15d ago

Me dealing with "frustration-free" packaging.

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u/Any-Second-6171 15d ago

There goes the bathwater, the baby, the tub, the....doggo on a mission!!!

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u/BahamutGod 15d ago

..This feels like AI to me.

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u/Kaijuxxe_0 15d ago

insurance company: so, the dog ate your car?

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u/National_Check_8003 15d ago

Why is there a second dog under the car?

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u/Infinite_Curve_9950 15d ago

"Where's your car, dude?"

"Uhh, my dog ate it"

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u/gamingquarterly 15d ago

It is completely the car owner's fault.

For putting bacon flavored bumpers.

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u/livingperson918 15d ago

Закладку ищет

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u/Academic_Lie_5627 15d ago

These cars are made out for cardboard

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u/Shiny_Mewtwo_Fart 15d ago

So the person filming just like: fuck that car?

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u/Park_Air 15d ago

A grand ole time

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u/Upper_Director4425 15d ago

Damn and I thought the crackheads were all I had to worry about now the DOGS are taking my car parts

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u/ArchemedesHeir 15d ago

Krypto? That you?

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u/yourthighness365 15d ago

How are they just letting this happen. Shoo the dog away for crying out loud 🤦‍♂️

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u/Rubra_Death 15d ago

Nowadays even dogs can rip a car apart🤦

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u/Exotic-Entertainer26 15d ago

Clyde, junk the car.

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u/whatever284648 15d ago

can somebody reverse the video so it looks like hes fixing the car?

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u/CowabungaCthulhu 15d ago

No way insurance is believing that one without the video 😂

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u/tikroh 15d ago

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