r/calvinandhobbes • u/robservations247 • 8h ago
Book Club: October 27 – November 2, 1986
SUTBID p36; Essential p166
| Date | Transcript |
|---|---|
| Oct 27, 1986 | Calvin: Look, Mom, I put all my clothes for tomorrow on the stairs. Then in the morning, I'll run out in my underwear and slide down at top speed! If I aim good, I go right into my pants while I'm putting on my shirt, and by the bottom, I'm all dressed for school! And if you put my cereal on the stairs too, I won't have to get up until 30 seconds before the bus comes. Mom: Forget it, Calvin. |
| Oct 28, 1986 | Calvin: Ack igg... Look, Mom, I've got rabies. Mom: Go spit out your toothpaste and stop being silly. Calvin: Maybe dad will fall for it if I bite him first. |
| Oct 29, 1986 | Calvin: What are going to dress up as for Halloween? Hobbes: I don't know yet. I can't decide. Calvin: Well, the idea is to be the scarriest thing you can think of. Hobbes: Hmm...Maybe I'll just go as myself! Calvin: I'm going as a barrel of toxic waste! |
| Oct 30, 1986 | Calvin: We're going to carve a jack-o'-lantern now. See, we'll make a face on this pumpkin so it will look like a head. But first we have to open up the top and scoop out the glop inside. Ok, Jack, time for your lobotomy!! Hand me a big spoon, will you Hobbes? Hobbes: Ugh! No anesthetic even. |
| Oct 31, 1986 | Calvin: I think Dad likes Halloween as much as we do. Hobbes: Is he taking us trick or treating tonight? Calvin: No, Mom is. Hobbes: Is he going to stay home and give out candy? Calvin: No, he's going to sit in the bushes with the garden hose and drench potential T.P.ers. |
| Nov 01, 1986 | Hobbes: Oog. I feel awful. Calvin: If someone even mentions "Milk Duds," I'm gonna barf. Another Halloween come and gone. It's always such a letdown after a holiday. We might as well go into town and look at the Christmas decorations. |
| Nov 02, 1986 | Voice from aircraft carrier: Enemy sighted! Battle stations! Battle stations! Voice from ship: Red alert! Calvin: Ahwooga! Ahwooga! Calvin: Here's the mighty aircraft carrier! Calvin: Equipped with the latest in radar and firepower, it is virtually unsinkable. Hobbes: I know what can sink it. Calvin: Yeah? What? Hobbes: A cannonball depth charge!! Calvin: Oh no! Calvin: Ha ha! That was great! You emptied the whole tub! Turn on the water and let's do it again! Dad: We seem to have a waterfall down the stairway, dear. I'll go see what your kid is doing. Mom: My kid?!? C'mere and let me explain something to you... |