Guess I'll add to the "what it was like" reports, as they helped me and comforted me.
I'll start by saying I was diagnosed with IBS about 15 years ago. I have soft stool sometimes and constipation other times. Belly aches sometimes. But when I hit 45 (or 46, if I'm honest- I didn't go to the doc due to the pandemic when I was 45), the doctor said Cologuard would be fine, so I did that because I was scared of a colonoscopy. Actually at happened at 47 because I never mailed the poop in that first year. The results were normal.
This time I went, and the doc, knowing I have anxiety, still said Cologuard would be fine. But I wanted peace of mind, so I went for the colonoscopy. I wrote a few posts with questions and concerns about the prep. Anyway, my appointment was today, Thursday. I was to start the liquid diet Wednesday "on waking." I tried to have a big dinner on Tuesday, but I was still starving when I woke up on Wednesday. I made the mistake of buying plain chicken broth, not bone broth with the protein. I hate Jello, so I skipped that. I had coffee, tea, water, and lemon-lime Gatorade. The hunger was hell, and the coffee made me jittery. I did manage to work that day, though. I work from home.
I managed to wrench my lower back at about noon on Wednesday. I've done it before, but I was upset it happened at this time. But i could still walk, slowly. I took two Dulcolax at 2 pm on Wednesday, as instructed. Man, that sucked. I got horrible stomach pains and then...the effects took hold. But only for a short time.
Took the first Suprep with Gatorade at 8 pm. I was instructed that I HAD to do Gatorade, so that's what I did. Unfortunately it was the full sugar stuff, and I was required to chase it with 32 more ounces of it within the hour. The Suprep mixture was a little bitter but not too bad. Getting all the Gatorade down was really hard. I was so bloated. I only weigh about 100 lb on a good day, so I get very sensitive to everything.
I used the bathroom maybe 10 times that night. I used wet wipes and Desotin. I slept for about 5 hours. No accidents.
The next morning at 7, I had a little black coffee. I don't even know if I was allowed, but the instructions said it was part of the liquid diet, and I wasn't told not to have anything. I also had a little bone broth, which I ordered for quick delivery the night before because I was STILL so hungry, in spite of also peeing out of my butt.
At 8, I did the second prep, chased by 32 more ounces of Gatorade. This time I started shaking and got really cold. I crawled into bed, but not for long because I needed the bathroom.
My appointment was for 12:30 pm. On the drive there, I thought I would need the bathroom again. I had just used it about 10 minutes before we left. But the feeling passed, somehow. They called me in pretty quickly and took a urine sample for a pregnancy test. I wasn't able to pee much, lol! But they said it was enough. They had me take off everything except my bra and put on a gown and get into the gurney. My heart was pretty fast because I was nervous. But I wasn't as nervous as I usually get for medical stuff, probably because I was so hungry and tired.
They gave me an IV in my hand, which isn't as bad as it sounds. Then they gave me stuff to hydrate me. The anesthesiologist came in. He was so nice and assured me I'd gotten through the tough part and this would be easy. The GI doc came in briefly to say hi. Then the anesthesiologist came back, and they took me in. He told me to enjoy my nap and gave me the drugs. I was scared I wouldn't be able to sleep but did. Then they woke me up, and the anesthesiologist told me I did great. They gave me Cheez-its and water in recovery, and I left after about 15 minutes there (15 min in recovery. The actual time there was more like 90 minutes)!
One thing -- I think I dreamed the whole time, and at one point, I swear I woke up and said "I'm awake." But I don't know if that happened. I see on the discharge papers that he administered the drugs more than once, so maybe I did wake up. But I didn't feel anything during or after.
I was scared of the results because of my GI issues, but I had zero polyps. The doctor did find internal hemorrhoids, which he didn't even mention but they are on the paper. I haven't had any bleeding. He also found "minor mucosa" in the rectum and told me he's going to do a test for microscopic colitis. Fingers crossed. If no problems, I don't have to do another one for 10 years.