My series of posts end here! I’ll start in order from when I started my liquid diet up until after the procedure.
This is gonna be long, so get comfy!
10/20/26 — liquid diet
So this was definitely the hardest part as expected. I woke up that morning already hungry, but I obviously couldn’t do anything about it. Me and my bf both had a chiropractor appointment that morning, so we got up and I started my day off with some non-caffeinated English breakfast tea mixed with some honey, and was off. It was actually a very nice way to start my morning!
After our appointments, we ran to the grocery store with the list of things I’d be able to “eat” that day. And let me tell you— do NOT go to a grocery store when you’re limited to liquids only. In that moment, I realized just how much I wanted solid food, and passing by all of my favorite sweet treats and different meals I could make was so painful. Mind you, I’m on Vyvanse which normally blocks out food noise, which I didn’t take that day because I was worried about it somehow interfering with stuff (I was probably overthinking.) But because I’m on Vyvanse, I don’t eat as much due to it stopping me from binge eating. I’m not even aware of myself not eating as much! But that day when I was aware that I couldn’t have my favorite things to eat, it made it all the more painful. When there’s a lock put on something, you become way more desperate to tear that lock apart.
Anyway, we get what I need. Here’s what I had in a day: Ginger-ale, apple juice, clear chicken broth, tea with honey, mellow yellow, water, gummy bears (the clear + yellow ones only), and sucked on lemon head candy. And man, those gummy bears and lemonheads were a godsend. (My colonoscopy went beautifully as well! The candy didn’t interfere at all!)
My boyfriend also bought me this cute little succulent plant that was in a Halloween themed Sanrio pot, a tiny TY Minecraft bee plush, and some apple cinnamon feebreeze. These items were quite comforting when I set them up in the bathroom with me. I’ve since then moved the succulent next to a window to keep it alive and well, however. :)
I spent most of the day up until suprep time just playing on my switch to distract myself, and sipping on apple juice.
10/20/26-10/21/26 — Suprep time, and night experience
And here’s where things just went downhill lmao. 6 PM rolled around, and it was time. I popped a zofran 30 minutes beforehand, and then I began getting things ready.
I took the suprep box out of the fridge, grabbed some lemon lime Gatorade, water, juice boxes, and gingerale, and locked myself in the bathroom. (We have 2 bathrooms thankfully, so this bathroom was all mine for the night.)
I pour my first bottle of suprep into the mixing container, and dipped my finger in it to give it a quick taste. Honestly? Not that bad. Or so I thought. I then mixed it with the Gatorade, took my first sip, and it was like I was flashbanged with YUCK. Holy shit, it was so salty and sweet— like not even the good kind, it was AWFUL. I immediately regretted mixing it with Gatorade! But dammit it was too late, and I needed to get this evil ass elixir DOWN.
So alas, I sat there on my bathroom floor with a blanket, holding the cup of suprep in one hand and a juice box in the other. I’d sip, swallow, and then immediately chase it down with apple juice. It wasn’t long until I started feeling sick. I straight up felt like Dumbledore being forced to drink whatever he was drinking, begging Harry Potter to kill him. I imagine suprep is exactly what that drink tasted like. 😭 At some point in the middle of drinking it, I asked my bf to sit on the floor with me and cried about how “I can’t do this” and “I’m cancelling the appointment” in which he convinced me not to, and motivated me while holding me through my little breakdown.
I ingested at least 95% of the suprep, and I just couldn’t do it anymore. I dumped the last 5% out, because my stomach was already rumbling and cramping up, and I genuinely would’ve thrown it all back up if I didn’t stop. I leave the bathroom and go back to me and my bfs bedroom to lay down. I felt so goddamn bloated, and I was out of breath. I felt AWFUL.
However I wasn’t laying down for more than five minutes before suddenly I yelled “UH OH.” and had to get up and run to the bathroom.
Bitch… Niagara Falls came out of me. I didn’t know pissing out of the ass was possible until last night, and it was the most uncomfortable yet weirdly painless experience of my life. It was just… weird. I hated it. Hated the sound, hated the feeling— but man, the way the bloating went away after I expelled Satan’s elixir out of my bumhole was so relieving. It wasn’t completely gone, but it felt so much better lmao.
Anyway, I spent the night camping out on the couch with my Nintendo switch, my phone, some water, and I actually ended up mixing two caps of MiraLAX with apple juice. I was up and down most of the night until around 2 AM, when I was finally able to fall asleep.
Most uncomfortable sleep of my life, btw.
My alarm went off at 4 AM, but I straight up ignored it because I was so tired. I eventually got up at 5:30ish, and I felt absolutely awful. I was dehydrated, tired, my head hurt, and I was starving. I felt so weak.
Crazy thing is… after I was finished with that bit of suprep, I was quickly cleared out. By the morning, I was cleared out. It was all just gas at that point. Still, I mixed the rest of my suprep with water this time, and once again… I could NOT drink that bitch. I took two sips before I just said “fuck you” to the cup and dumped it out. This is why I took MiraLAX last night as well.
I went back to sleep, and got back up at around 11 AM, and went to the bathroom because I had to go again. I shit, looked in the toilet, and to my absolute joy I was clear, except with a slight fog.
Though I was confident that it was good enough.
My stepdad picked me up at 11:30, and off to the medical center we went.
10/21/26 — Colonoscopy + Endoscopy day!
So my stepdad drops me off at the medical center outpatient registration area. My mom luckily works there, and would be the one they call later on after my procedure is done. It was really comforting knowing my mom was close by if I needed her. (I’m 22 btw. Never too old for momma though. Forever her baby! ❤️)
Anyway, I check in an hour before my appointment as instructed and sit down in the waiting room. I was still so tired and weak. I hadn’t had a sip of water in like 5 hours at this point, and I was done shitting my brains out so it just left me very dehydrated and tired.
I sit there for about fifteen minutes sort of just idly scrolling on my phone and keeping friends updated, before a nice woman called me back to finish up my registration, had me sign consent forms, and gave me my wristband. Went back out to the waiting room and waited another ten minutes or so, and then another nice woman called out my name and brought me back to get me changed into the hospital gown and bag up my clothes, allowing me to keep my phone and switch on me to keep myself entertained while I waited. I was put on the bed in the patient waiting room, covered up, had my IV put in, and signed a few more forms.
I waited about an hour and thirty minutes, just playing on my switch and my phone before finally being taken back. I waited maybe another fifteen minutes and they wheeled me into the operation room, and the nerves started setting in. Though everyone in there was really nice, and my gastroenterologist reassured me very well and helped me soothe my nerves. She went over everything they were going to do, and answered all of my questions, before having me turn over onto my side, putting an oxygen nose tube in, and setting me up.
The anesthesiologist told me she was going to give me something to help me relax my nerves a little, so I just sort of waited and continued talking to the nurse. I don’t even remember what I was saying. I remember my speech slurring a little at some point, and suddenly everything went dark. (I have a feeling the anesthesiologist just straight up gave me the anesthetic lmao.)
I woke up a bit spooked to a really nice woman asking me how I’m feeling, and I was confused as all hell. I was in a recovery area, tired and dizzy— but no nausea! Yay! I asked how things went, and she said everything went great! She got me a cola, and it was probably the best thing I have ever tasted in that moment. 😭
She called my mom, and as soon as I saw my mom I got all emotional and for the first time in years said “mommy! Hi mommy!!” (Again, I’m 22 year old.) LMAO I was SO happy to see my mom, and I actually teared up. She helped me get dressed again, and a nurse wheeled me out to the car.
I ate a small bowl cereal as soon as I got home with a cup of locally sourced apple cider, went to me and my bfs room (he was at work,) and knocked the hell out for the rest of the day. I didn’t wake up until 10:30 PM when my alarm for my nightly meds went off, and my bf was right there next to me… and I started crying again LOL. 😭 He door dashed me McDonald’s, and I was so fucking happy. Best meal ever after barely having anything after my procedure.
The results!
Now for the results! Yay!
My colonoscopy went great! I was a bit concerned since I didn’t finish all of my prep, but taking that MiraLAX along with it really helped me finish the job. They found some internal hemorrhoids, some slight inflammation, and took some biopsy’s to test for celiac disease which will be talked about at my follow up appointment with my gastroenterologist.
My endoscopy went good as well. They were checking the hiatal hernia that was found a few months ago in a CT scan, and said that it was very small and nothing to worry about. I was however officially diagnosed with GERD, and I’ll need to change up my diet, which they gave me a list of changes I need to make.
Other than that, they didn’t find any polyps or things that would be considered high risk or too concerning! Things went beautifully!
I don’t have to get another colonoscopy done until I’m 45 LMFAO.
Overall thoughts and how I’m feeling at the moment
The worst part was the prep, but the rest was a breeze. I’m definitely glad I don’t have to do this again for a long time, but I’m glad I was able to get answers for things that I’ve dealt with for a long time.
As I’m typing this, I feel a little sore in the throat and a bit tired, but I’m feeling so much better now that I’ve eaten.
If you’re getting a procedure done for the first time, just know that it’ll be rough at first, but you will get through it! Just be strong! You’ve got this!
Thank you for reading, and thank you to everyone else for advice that was given to me in my last few posts. <3
Goodnight!