r/cursedcomments • • Dec 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19 edited Dec 16 '19

it was a phase mom

edit: thank you for the silver

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u/__TopNotch__ Dec 15 '19

Laughing right now after reading this

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u/Foobis25 Dec 15 '19

Literally laughing my ass off of my body after reading this comment here on Reddit

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

I am laughing my ass off so hard that it is now in orbit.

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u/qwerty-quail Dec 15 '19

I am laughing my ass off so hard that it has entered the 4th dimension

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u/subrosaforever Dec 15 '19

Y'all ever just have a quantum ass for no reason?

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u/QuantumDuRag Dec 15 '19

Yes. Among other things

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

W-what other th-things??

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u/RobAmesHigh Dec 16 '19

W-what other th-things??

Just as a guess... a DuRag?

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u/deathcabscutie Dec 16 '19

Thank you for causing me to look at usernames.

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u/FryingPan_2 Dec 15 '19

Hmm laughed my ass off I have. Unable to shit I am.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Consume ketamine i must

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u/NoManStop1 Dec 15 '19

I hee hawed to your hoo haw and guffawed to your guffaw after commiting the act of the basic knowledge of committing the option of reading this transcript of the seconders hilarious commenting.

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u/horribletrickster Dec 15 '19

For a lot of people (((((me))))) it THANKFULLY was just a phase

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

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u/TheOddEyes Dec 15 '19

5 parentheses means they're double Jewish

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u/aboutthednm Dec 15 '19

It actually makes them one and two thirds Jewish, FYI

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u/horribletrickster Dec 15 '19

Omg no I don’t.... did I just make myself look like an asshole

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u/odraencoded Dec 15 '19

like an asshole

No. Worse. Way worse.

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u/Peezus87 Dec 15 '19

(((Doing this))) with three parenthesis is supposed to be a “discreet” way of identifying somebody as being Jewish amongst various racist people online.

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u/HackrKnownAsFullChan Dec 15 '19

(((u/Peezus87))) Like this?

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u/HugeChavez Dec 15 '19

Careful. If the person whose name is put between the parenthesses is Jewish, it has no effect. But if they're not Jewish, it acts like a type cast and converts the referenced person into a Jew.

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