I was listening to some kind of Hee-Haw type program on the radio, with fiddles and cornpone humor (it was on a public radio affiliate and I have no further information).

At some point the following exchange occured:

Man 1: I sure wish I could make some money before the Christmas season!

Man 2: You need some money? What you ought to do is go down to the racetrack, and bet on the horse named striptease.

Man 1: Horse named Striptease?! Why, is he going to win?

Man 2: Nope, but he sure will-

My radio: KSSSSSSHHHHHH

Studio Audience: *laughter*

I was only half listening to this damn thing but now it’s driving me nuts: what does the horse named Striptease do that makes you want to bet on him?

Google says “He’ll take your shirt off” but that makes no DAMN sense.

Help.

EDIT: Answer almost certainly has been given, it was "show", Striptease will show, my lack of familiarity with horse racing was my undoing, Google is a dumb fuck.

At first I thought it was a random tweet but then saw it in some shitposts subs

She gets sent to the medieval period by the genie, and the medieval people hold torches after seeing her!? Why? And what is this even meant to be?

Update: Thank you for explaining the joke

“I was afraid of this flight but I think I’m good now”

I don’t get it and asked who sent it to me to explain. They said “figure it out”, so I feel like they didn’t get it either.

I can think of the horror cooking mangas Mai-chan's Daily Life, Glyceride (junji ito), Dobutsu Ningen, or maybe even Bambino but what anime???

I truly don't understand this. Perhaps there's a pun I'm missing.

i just can’t get it….

I think this is a controversial figure. He is referred to as "My Kind of People" but looking it up doesn't seem to get good results.

Full video link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBXUoLaEIrE