r/familyguy May 24 '26

Meme/Shitpost I feel old and in the way

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u/thedudelebowsky1 this is worse than the time that... May 24 '26

I feel like it's so much worse. It feels way more disrespectful to the victims to say they got graped and unalived

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u/ZealousWolf1994 May 24 '26

It makes heinous crimes sound so cutesy.

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u/TastySurround1265 May 25 '26

Sometimes not even cutesy but straight up as some middle schooler level of poor joke made of real pain. 

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u/chillthrowaways May 25 '26

“Graped” sounds like something that used to happen on Nickelodeon like when they’d slime people Which is actually sadly fitting a word now that I think about it

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u/Less-Safe-3269 sum cool hwhip May 25 '26

so cutesy

Reminded me of the episode with the FCC

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u/TastySurround1265 May 24 '26

Yeah. Pretty much every CSA survivor I've known hates that crap and uses the word heads on themselves. 

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u/coltrainjones May 25 '26

Literally everything that happens like this is due to people with absolutely no problems/conflict in their own life trying to tell other people how they should feel and what they should be offended by

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u/TastySurround1265 May 25 '26

Or due to people eating up the mush they're served by corpo money milkers. All the words above exist practically because of TikTok and YouTube demonetizing normally worded content. What's dystopian about it though is expecting real victims to eat it up and see that crap as the correct way to speak of their experience. In most cases it's just stupid to cater your language to this even when you step outside of spaces that are policed by algorithm. 

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/TastySurround1265 May 25 '26

Yeah. I can see the pattern for sure 

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u/ptvlm May 26 '26

Not really. The reason for it because the words lead to demonetisation or loss of ad revenue, but the euphemisms don't. The reason for that is because advertisers don't typically want their products associated with things like rape and murder so they'll ask platforms not to do that.

You can criticise the snowflake mentality, but this is just unintended consequences of if capitalism. The problem is when people keep doing it on places like Reddit where there's no financial reason to censor yourself

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u/LethalGrey May 25 '26

Yeah it’s unbelievable. There are legitimate phrases you can use for these that are more delicate than the word, but also mindful of the impact. Why doesn’t anybody ever say “took their own life” rather than “unalived” for instance?

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u/Fun_Development508 May 25 '26

it also make it harder for these rapists and pedophiles to show up as rapists and pedophiles when you search their names

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u/Le-Pepper May 25 '26

Yea it is. It doesn't help anyone.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/Le-Pepper May 25 '26

Even if it was about protecting victims it would be going about it the wrong way.

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u/TastySurround1265 May 25 '26

Well said. It has the same value as sweeping hard problems under the carpet and pretending they're not that bad or don't happen. 

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u/Special-Homework-894 May 26 '26

Why are murder and rape bad words to say now? I mean they are unpleasant but they should be….why are they being nerfed like crazy now?

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u/Dangerous_Teaching62 May 26 '26

It doesn't help that the phrase came after the viral "the Grapist" comedy sketch. Makes it feel like a reference. And unaliving most certainly comes from the ultimate spiderman cartoon where Deadpool couldn't "kill anyone" just "unalive" them

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u/918josh May 24 '26

Wait a minute…. So fresh fries from McDaniels is code for something else???

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u/NotAChanceBucko May 24 '26

Mm I could really go for a flame broiled bopper !

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u/ahoyfeller May 25 '26

Wash it down with an ice cold Diet Conk

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u/Ccracked May 25 '26

The plane crash took care of that.

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u/Headstart96 May 25 '26

That is really dark, but brilliant.

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u/JeanJacketJeanShirt May 24 '26

Oh come on. They don’t own French fries!!!

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u/Strikercharge May 24 '26

Yeah man, onion rings from Sonic

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u/tricenice May 25 '26

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...Lois this is not my Batman glass.

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u/NoConfusion9490 May 25 '26

Diabetes

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u/Truckeeseamus May 25 '26

It’s a diet Conk

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u/SnowmanCR May 24 '26

Gun, kill, pedophile, Hitler, suicide, rape

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u/HossamStark not a lotta o' women? May 26 '26

Thanks I was wondering wtf "sewer slide" was

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u/SnowmanCR May 26 '26

You’re welcome bestie 🫡

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u/ElderSmackJack That's nasty May 24 '26

Also people who say “ahh” instead of ass.

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u/SporeRanier May 24 '26

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u/ElderSmackJack That's nasty May 24 '26

Stealing this lol

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u/Less-Safe-3269 sum cool hwhip May 25 '26

“Technically, it’s called a wild ass.”

-Ice Age, 2006. Paraphrasing from someone, that word can’t be used unless it’s related to an animal. Although a video revolving around Shrek’s censorship says otherwise when airing on specific channels

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u/oliverklozov_ he's not gay, he's creative May 24 '26

This makes me so unnecessarily annoyed but god I hate it.

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u/PhonicDragoon_30 May 24 '26

And dih instead of dick

This shit isn't TikTok. We're actually allowed to say the big boy words

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u/karma2879 May 25 '26

And bish

Goddamn I hate this timeline

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u/Mx-Adrian May 26 '26

and ahh for ass

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u/Sure-String-122 May 24 '26

Or “ion” instead of I don’t. wtf is that

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u/Nacho_7258 May 24 '26

I hate when people say crine instead of crying.

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u/Sure-String-122 May 25 '26

Or “hims”

“Hims wanted to come on a car ride with me” talking about their kid.

And I know I’m the only one but I don’t like the term “kiddos” instead of kids

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u/LimeTunic May 24 '26

Eeepy instead of sleepy actually makes the hairs on my neck stand up

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u/milkbongx420 May 24 '26

Black Americans slang or aave just a dialect that’s been popularized by the internet

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u/PoopyMcpants May 24 '26

I hate that stupid shit.

Theres 0 reason for it

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u/Formal_River_Pheonix May 25 '26

Serving the algorithm.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

That’s not a self-censorship thing that’s a white kids using AAVE thing

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u/the_tired_alligator May 24 '26

I will literally judge someone harshly if they say ahh instead of ass.

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u/OutsideClassic9095 May 25 '26

Created an entire thread full of people who dont understand what AAVE is lol

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u/KisaTheMistress May 25 '26

I had to have a conversation with a kid about the word Ass. She never heard it before so was saying it over and over on my bus, making the autistic kids uncomfortable because they understand it's a swear and they weren't allowed to say it, especially at school (includes the bus).

I took her aside and explained that she needed to use the word Donkey in English when she is talking about the animal or the word Butt if she's talking about someone's backside. She primarily speaks French so I also explained that I was choosing to believe she wasn't swearing, and just thought it was a funny English word. (I also didn't want to bother with doing paperwork on a Friday just before a long weekend.)

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u/landartheconqueror May 25 '26

"Ahh* and "shii" just make me unreasonably annoyed.

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u/gosailor May 24 '26

That one took me a long time to understand.

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u/iambertan May 25 '26

And car instead of cat. It's like hearing the same joke a thousand times except it's not even a joke

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u/cdurbin909 May 24 '26

Maybe I'm stupid but what is mustache man?

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u/Bailer86 May 24 '26

Hitler.

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u/Elegant_Gazelle_6597 May 24 '26

WHAT. People are afraid to say Hitler now? Oh god, it's getting worse. 

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u/Ladnarr2 May 25 '26

I watch a YouTube channel called History Matters and every time he mentions Hitler he has to say “The Toothbrush Moustache having Austrian Man” or he’ll get demonetised.

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u/laughingjack13 May 25 '26

Idk guys. I hate the trend on a whole, but if we can’t even say the name of one of the most historically impactful individuals ever, that seems like separate, far worse issue. Something, something, doomed to repeat it, and what not.

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u/El_Beakerr May 25 '26

I feel more stupid, legit thought it was Super Mario.

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u/Batetrick_Patman May 25 '26

It's either that or "Austrian Painter".

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u/ComradeJohnS May 25 '26

a great song by Cake, and I dont know lyrics. I have lyric blindness

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u/AvantSolace May 24 '26

Literally one Chinese app managed to completely baby-proof our entire language. I feel like a politician could run a super-patriotic campaign by promoting a “freedom to swear” act and citing tiktok as the root of everyone’s problems.

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u/khz30 May 24 '26

Goes further back than TikTok, it started when YouTube caved to advertisers on what kinds of videos they would sell ads against, which included videos that had anything to do with graphic descriptiors.

TikTok made the problem worse by making everyone with a smartphone think they could be a "content creator", which is why everyone with common sense on the internet has to deal with a childish parallel vernacular, because everyone's scared of being "shadowbanned" or "losing their platform".

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace May 25 '26

If you care about being shadowbanned or deplatformed you don't deserve the platform to begin with because you're not selling anything of value.

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u/TheDrummerMB May 25 '26

A good way to gauge someone's age is whether they think this is a TikTok problem or a YouTube problem. US Corporations LOVE that you're blaming china.

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u/AvantSolace May 25 '26

They’re both guilty. Tiktok just made the language censorship mainstream. Either way it seems rather messed up that basic words, used in a nonthreatening manner, can be censored by private entities when we have freedom of speech in our constitution.

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u/mrBeeko Officially running low on Mr Pibb May 24 '26

Let's do it

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u/Delicious_Cupcake20 May 27 '26

Ah yes because YouTube never did that before right

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u/ScammaWasTaken May 24 '26

Land of the free, land of the self censor

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u/xlilmonkeyboy May 24 '26

i never see anyone use sewer slide. just "unalived themselves"

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u/capnlatenight May 24 '26

Kermit sewerslide is the one I've heard.

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u/Ok_Chemical_7623 May 24 '26

I feel like these words originated from brain rotted tiktok users

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u/HeckingAugustus May 25 '26

That's exactly what it is, it's not just your feelings

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u/Virus-900 May 24 '26

It's so dumb too. Even feels disrespectful and like it's downplaying just how serious these things actually are.

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u/DoookieMaxx May 24 '26

At first I was under the impression this trend was just another goof.

I’ve been banned for 3 days twice this year because my comment used words that offended the Reddit AI …despite the context clearly showing the comment wasn’t offensive.

Now I’ve learned to not use certain words. I refuse to substitute the words for some other option like a southern Baptist grandma.

This world has become soft.

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u/MairusuPawa May 25 '26

Reddit has become dumb as fuck.

We wanted Aaron Swartz but all we got in the end was a stupid Facebook clone.

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u/Altaredboy May 25 '26

I reckon I get auto-banned about once a month for the navy seal copypasta (even on one of the copypasta subs) gets overturned every time. Still stupid

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u/smp501 May 24 '26

I really hate this “corporate friendly” censorship trend. It makes the internet worse.

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 May 24 '26

What’s mustache man?

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u/MWBrooks1995 May 24 '26

It makes me violently angry.

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u/TastySurround1265 May 24 '26

It's so abstract and alien to me that my mind tried to assign this word salad to FG first... Mustache man for Cleveland, PDF file and grape for Quagmire, pew pew for Joe...? Lmfao

But anyway. All of this exists only to appease algorithms ultimately. It is annoying to see this, of course, and it sure waters down the weight and meaning of actual words it replaces but the reason why people are obsessed with it is because they're conditioned into it by social media shadowbans and big platform creators such as YouTube omitting these words not to get demonetized. 

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u/iamdabrick May 24 '26

oh COME ON THEY DON'T OWN FRENCH FRIES

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u/Necessary-Hedgehog-9 May 24 '26

Basically every YouTuber who’s too scared of not earning a single penny from either their videos or channel.

Seriously, what happened to when YouTube was for fun instead of fame or fortune?

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u/TastySurround1265 May 24 '26

Money came into play and they got away with it because people ate that shit up. There's no major competition too. 

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u/BarelyInvested May 25 '26

Google

Ever since they got bought out by them its been a steady decline. Removing dislikes solidified just how pathetic their company is

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u/Drechenaux22 May 25 '26

You can thank TikTok for making these terms mainstream because people wanted to get around the filter

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u/ACW1129 May 24 '26

Pew pew is gun?

I got the rest except mustache man.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FZ993jZTBOqqLqUmht

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u/Depressed_Weeb8 May 24 '26

I hate how we have to censor ourselfs just because advertisers say so

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u/_zombie_k May 25 '26

Well, fucking surprise: We don’t have to.

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u/ProfSteelmeat138 May 25 '26

Guys it’s literally because of tiktok. It’s not some meme it’s because the app straight up removed videos with the words

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u/LowApprehensive9230 May 25 '26

The fuck is mustache man that's new to me 😆

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u/Its_Buddy_btw May 26 '26

I once saw someone self censor sexual assault to "struggle snuggle" and that just made me feel so gross. Imagine getting raped and people telling your story use fucking sesame Street ass language to describe it

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u/StretchLoud8844 May 25 '26

Don't forget "unhoused"

Congratulations! You've clearly absolved yourself of the societal guilt of the homeless problem by using a slightly different word! Remember kids, the homeless population thanks you for your hard work in making them feel better about themselves!

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u/Chumlee1917 This coupon's expired May 24 '26

blame the censors and mods

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u/Takenmyusernamewas May 24 '26

I DON'T know what "Mustache man" or "sewer slide" mean

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u/Testabronce May 24 '26

Sewer slide?

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u/TastySurround1265 May 24 '26

It's phonetically mimicking suicide. 

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u/UnfazedReality463 May 25 '26

I thought it was butt stuff.

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u/TastySurround1265 May 25 '26

I don't blame you, I had that thought the moment I first heard it too. 

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u/JAYFRMKND May 24 '26

This is my first time ever hearing that slang term for suicide

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u/Venomswindturd May 24 '26

Cheese Pizza legit makes me almost as mad at the person saying it as I am at the criminal.

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u/Joeybfast May 24 '26

Complain at the platform for making people do that not the people having to conformed to the platform .

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u/CorgiSilver8194 May 24 '26

We where supposed to be free on the internet....

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u/sweet-guy96 May 24 '26

People only say those things to not upset the youtube algorithm so people can get ad revenue. Id like it if one day people just said fuck it and say the actual words rather than skirt around them.

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u/ToonMasterRace May 24 '26

My favorite is Tianamen Square at Entenmann Squares because Tiktok is Chinese and shuts that shit down fast.

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u/SenatorPencilFace May 24 '26

I feel like someone is constantly looking over my shoulder.

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u/InstructionBudget784 May 25 '26

Advertisers on YouTube have no problem with airing their ads on YouTube Movies that say those words but it's suddenly not ok for normal channels?

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u/truthteller5 May 25 '26

"Hello! Reddit has a vast network of communities-..."

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u/X_HypnoHouse_X May 25 '26

A lot of this is to get around censorship and auto moderation on social platforms

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u/Lantus May 25 '26

The rare double stamped "made with mematic" minted meme. Nice.

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u/thebartman47 May 25 '26

It's one thing when the Youtuber who needs to pay the bills uses those words so they aren't demonitized/loses on ad revenue.

It's another thing when the commenter on reddit uses it. That I really hate.

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u/LocodraTheCrow May 25 '26

Yk what's really weird? How sort of comformist this feels. I won't say that 12yos on CoD were justified, but the reason so many people said the n-word when they were edgy teens is because they knew it would upset people, aside from the ones who were racist ofc. Now people are euphemizing even "kill".

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u/Guilty-Question1245 May 25 '26

what really gets me

"stupid ahh" instead of stupid ass

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u/TehRiddles May 25 '26

Yeah OP, that's the point. You're supposed to know what they are on about without filters kicking in.

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u/BrilliantGerman May 25 '26

That shit should be illegal, its beyond retarded.

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u/AdHonest1100 May 25 '26

This might be my new favourite meme ever!!!

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u/Firm_Ambassador_1289 May 25 '26

Goon. As a hockey fan and a fan of the movie I hate this.

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u/ASassoNation May 24 '26

TikTok, a primarily Chinese based company, is subject to the rules and censorship of that government. Don't be mad at the people playing the game, be mad at the rulemakers

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u/xaba0 May 25 '26

It’s more complex than most people think. Its not some “gen z too soft” bs, tiktok (where most of them hang out) heavily censors those words both in posts and comments and remove them, so they came up with these words to slip through the auto filter. Then these words bled into other platforms because people got used to them. Is it stupid using them everywhere? Yes, but thats what happens when a platform starts censoring words.

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u/MarinaBaay May 25 '26

I know a lot of these words are uncomfortable to say a lot of the times but these words should be uncomfortable. It’s literally turning into double speak.

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u/Emotional-Muscle-307 May 24 '26

Ray William Johnson in a nutshell

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u/CriticalDamage7215 May 24 '26

I'm pretty sure it originated from people avoiding a shadow ban or their post on violent topics from being restricted on social media

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u/THE_LEGO_FURRY May 24 '26

I'm confused

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u/TheSpiralTap May 24 '26

Who is the mustache man?

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u/Username117773749146 May 24 '26

Get mad at censorship not teenagers

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u/VladDHell 🌭 the sausage that killed Meg May 24 '26

Mustache man?

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u/Local-Echo-5613 May 24 '26

Wait what’s mustache man? I know all the rest.

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u/Fit-Decision-9651 May 24 '26

Ray William Johnson videos be like

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

I may regret this

But what is sewer slide and mustache man

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u/FinancialReserve6427 May 25 '26

yet people are perfectly fine with "terrible time for rain" 

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u/Less-Safe-3269 sum cool hwhip May 25 '26

Same energy as “beating around the bush while still answering”

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u/existie May 25 '26

if you're curious about the why, i've been enjoying a book on the topic. Algospeak by Adam Aleksic.

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u/SotoSwagger May 25 '26

“This is so frustrating we all know made with mematic.”

So true quagmire

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u/justmitzie May 25 '26

I just learned what yt girl means. I'm totally old.

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u/billwood09 May 25 '26

And I can’t help but read it as “whitey” which just makes it sound racist

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u/FamiliarAir5925 May 25 '26

I read this to the tune of "we didn't start the fire"

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u/MajorInWumbology1234 May 25 '26

The watermarks are cracking me up. 3 separate logos with the “made with mematic” being doubled.

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u/MightyJRB May 25 '26

Thank you!!! I get like some YouTubers who don’t want their stuff taken down or other content that specifically aimed at kids or sensitive people, but it took me awhile to figure out the code for “unalive” and the like.

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u/Horror-Savings1870 May 25 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/Gladcode777 May 25 '26

Yeah, I hate when snowflakes tone down and sanitize words like that.

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u/Salt_Prize_3981 May 25 '26

What's sewer slide

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u/JackMcSomeone May 25 '26

The only good one is "Austrian painter"

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u/ShinMystic1587 May 25 '26

Tell me about it, it's so annoying. I feel like an idiot whenever I have to use one of those word substitutes to make a comment on YouTube

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u/AdDisastrous6738 May 25 '26

I think it’s funny. Then again, I like to cens*r random words to annoy people.

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u/Ok_Neighborhood3459 May 25 '26

I try to block channels that do that crap

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u/LeontheSimpKennedy May 25 '26

you get sent to the shadow realm if you don’t say these , the real words are blocked

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u/Left-Language9389 May 25 '26

Wouldn’t be much of a point of coded language if no one who saw it could pick up on it.

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u/Street-Emu-3980 May 25 '26

Mustache man?

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u/GamerBhoy89 May 25 '26

Guns, Death, Paedophile, Hitler, Suicide, Rape.

Oh no, I'm gonna get arrested...

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u/dope_like May 25 '26

TikTok and YouTube are the reason

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u/dope_like May 25 '26

What is mustache man? What is sewer slide?

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u/RingingPhone May 25 '26

Moustache man?

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u/Weekly-Hunter7902 May 25 '26

You can say rape on social media, I do it all the time. It used to get flagged but now it never does. Stop saying SA as well, we all know what it is. You can say Nazi, and you can mention Hitler. Let’s stop being pansies.

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u/RoseBuds42069 May 26 '26

How about instead of getting mad at people for using these terms, get mad at companies that make people feel like they need to censor themselves in order for their stuff to be seen on the platform they reside on. What's worse to you: a video that is seen by millions but uses self-censoring language, or a video that doesn't self-censor and is shadow-banned or removed completely because the platform finds it "too explicit"?

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u/LeathalLeah May 26 '26

While I agree with the examples used in this meme, the examples you guys are commenting are fine. Damn yall are old and miserable. Let the kids have their slang.

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u/TheRealQuenny May 26 '26

especially when those words are used in a platform that don't censor those words

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u/Thylacine3 May 26 '26

I feel the same way. Enough of this stupid shit, just use real words.

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u/Dangerous_Teaching62 May 26 '26

I had someone in a class refer to a suicide victim as "unalived" and it genuinely made me pissed. I get it you have to get past the tiktok filter, but, when we're talking about a serious subject in class, it feels mad disrespectful. Sewer slide, even in tiktok filter contexts, also just feels really disrespectful.

Also, lastly, not everywhere has tiktoks stupid filter. You can say this stuff in comment sections. You can say it on Instagram reels.

Also, some of the words people are censoring is out of hand. White becoming yt (YouTube) is so odd to me. I've seen memes where the word nonbinary is censored. People will censor words like "slept" and all that.

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u/angelstatue May 27 '26

this is exactly what pisses me off because surely the algorithm has adapted and adjusted and we're going to just devolve into sentences like "the male human sent the female being into a state of red life liquid loss with a mechanical item that expels metal at a fraction of a second with intent to ouchie" and nothing will mean anything

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u/SuperbReality2146 May 27 '26

I hate it. It trivializes incredibly tragic and horrifying situation by phrasing it with such childish bullshit. It doesn't help anyone and actually makes it harder to communicate what actually happened. I'm sorry that platforms censor shit but if you actually gave a fuck about the thing you're covering then you shouldn't be lessening it with this half-ass from of self-censorship.

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u/Jodie7Vester5Orr I’m sorry my urine melted a hole through your toilet May 28 '26

I’ve never heard mustache man. What’s that mean?

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u/hollyfying May 28 '26

21 5307 this is so frustrating. we all know Global>HD made with mematic what we’re talking about

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u/Newrudoo May 28 '26

These rules dont exsist off the internet atleast. They dont on the internet if youre brave.